Hey Nocarrier - Yep, I'm a fatass, but i don't see HOT babes doing this for you!!!
 

check this out nocarrier. I come online today and lookie lookie what thread I find.

sucks to be you.

Doesn't suck to be ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=261216

lol
:BangBang:

ner ner :)

yawn - yeah were all looking at you big boy

envy = one of the seven deadly sins.

Well, I don't think she's HOT dude.

thats some funny shit right there!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm going to fuck you up!

:thumbsup

I kicked SleazyDream's fat ass into jenny craig bootcamp and it was great.

i fucked jenny - she was a slut

she's not hot... but that's besides the point. girls getting naked for you publicly is always good.

she's SMOKING hot. Absolutly georgous.

but which would you eat first ? the chick ? or the pie ?

thanks baby!

:1orglaugh

Damn! You started a thread just for me. I hurt your feelings eh? Awwww..

You're the kind of idiot who goes into a strip club and actually believe that girls want you just because they're looking or smiling at you.

Enjoy your monitor licking fest. :glugglug

hey fatass perhaps you don't see it because nocarrier has a life outside this little digitally created world? Perhaps this happens to him in real life (oh my!!) perhaps he can actually pick up a hot chick (especially with charm and looks as opposed to greedy sluts looking for money). Who knows? But perhaps he isn't a lardass?

are you saying the strippers don't like me?

Don't be so tough with him. He needs that kind of fantasy to keep him alive.

Girls usually feel sorry for morbidly obese people. They are kind and friendly. They treat them like their best friends, that's it!

So don't hurt his feelings, let him believe that a girl is actually sexually aroused about him.

:1orglaugh

don't hate the hater.

lol - that's almost funny.

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also known as your right hand.
TOODLES!

i cant see how being a fat kunt who runs a tgp and has chicks over the net sending you pictures makes your life any better?

seems a bit sad actually.

hey, thats juicy's sig! :mad: :1orglaugh

lol - i love it. proof positive that you're a virgin. I've sceen it too many times dude, in your mind you're fucking pissed that a fat ass lazy bastard like me can get chicks and someone with a flat tummy like you can't. you can't justify it in your head so you think it must be the money.

Here's a tip - when I was 19 and 20 - I had NO PROBLEM picking up hot women in the bars - I got them all the time, and I went home with a babe that I'd score with probally 2/3rds of the times I tried.

here's the kicker that drives guys like you NUTS, I was broke and from a poor family and fat. How the fuck did I do it?

As a rule women love attention and confidence. Sure there are some that wont' touch a fat guy, so what, there are TONS of hot babes out there that don't care. I never had any problem finding them and fucking them.


and here's something else - everyone - including hot babes - deep down don't think they are hot. It's human nature to focus on what's wrong with yourself rather than what's right. Everyone also has one little thing about them that they are proud of. If you want to impress a hot babe FIND that one little thing QUICK and comment on it. Whether it's her earing, shoes, a hair clip, something cool on her cloths, etc. Don't just say she's hot, doing that won't get you anywhere cept with the total airheads and they're no fun in bed cause they don't know what they're doing. Find that one little thing that she WANTS you to notice and casually complement it - and NOTHING ELSE. Take the conversation onto other things that interest her - like education, or job, or the kewl club, or travel. That comment will stick with the person you're trying to impress and they will be drawn to you. It's like a KEY to human nature, people go nuts over that shit.

That's how fat bastards like me get laid all the time while you sit at home starving yourself doing crunches.

Nice find! you're two steps ahead of him!:winkwink:

I guess if it weren't true it would be.

No, it's not the money. It's called "Feeling sorry for you".

I know I hurt your feelings. Yeah, stephanie is wet just thinking about your sexy unbalanced fat gut.

Man you're hilarious! I really hope you're not that naive in real life. Because I'm gonna start feeling sorry for you as well.

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LOL i hope this is a joke. If this seriously is the high point of your day........dear god man get a REAL LIFE WOMAN

How many Tissues do you go though a day?

Fuckin' pathetic.


Shes not hot either - but that doesn't mean I woudln't fuck her.

yep - they all feel sorry for me- that's it!

thank God you enlightened me as to why.

i guess all the women I've dated just did me outa pitty.


but when I think about it, now that I know the truth as you've told me, what do I care? I got what i wanted. I got laid.

You should write a book called "Sex for dummies" :winkwink:

it was the highlight of my day!

I go through a LOT of tissues, some days I cum 5-6 times.

but I'll be in phoenix on thursday. hehe

i believe sleazy is married.

shhhhhhh - they don't think i ever get laid.

Sleazy is this true?

It should be called "I'm obese and some chick sent me a naked picture and it saved me from comitting suicide for dummies".

lol. you wouldn't believe how many guys in college asked me for that kind of info.

another tip- you go into a bar and all the guys are focused on 2-3 women (it's almost always liek this)- the hottest ones there. look around - there are usually tons of other women there that are georgous but not getting attention. Forget about the 2-3 hottest - go after about #5. if that fails #6 and then #7. Those women are STARVING for attention and USED to getting it.

if you goto a bar full of heffers this doesn't end up well, but if it's a bar FULL of hot women you'll end up 2/3 times taking home a hottie that in any other bar would be the hottest woman there.

Or else you could loose some weight and go for number 1. Just a thought. And what's more, not die at the age of 55.

When women give dating tips to other girls, you're number #195492 in their scenario :glugglug