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Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:13 PM

Married chick...to hit it or not to hit it...
 
that is the question.

Okay, we got a new neighbor over the winter. She looked familiar but I couldn't place her. I finally talked to her when she was outside and found out it was an ex girlfriends mother. Her daughter married a guy that she had been seeing off and on since high school. Her daughter, "Jill", is over there once in a while but since she's married I never bothered to say hi.

Last week I got a note on my door from Jill. She just said she wanted to get together and talk sometime. She gave me her email address in the note so I emailed her back. A few days later, she came over and we ended up talking all day long. The following day, same thing. The second day I thought she was trying to put the moves on me but I kind of dismissed the idea since I am kind of arrogant and think every chick wants me. Then she tells me that she actually IS attracted to me still.

I told her that I wouldn't pursue her since she's married but she took that to mean that I didn't want anything to do with her. She thinks I am pissed because she put the moves on me (which obviously isn't the case). She's going to call me tomorrow and I am trying to figure out what to do with this girl. Do I go for it? I have never been a homewrecker before.

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sickkittens 03-22-2004 09:14 PM

Damn, alot of sex advice on GFY lately. Bang her and her mother.

Digipimp 03-22-2004 09:15 PM

Not really worth it for a piece of pussy. You never know what kind of bullshit drama you might end up getting yourself involved in.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:15 PM

:1orglaugh

Exactly what I was looking for. :thumbsup

Joesho 03-22-2004 09:15 PM

If she wants to bang, then it is fair game for sure!:2 cents:

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
Not really worth it for a piece of pussy. You never know what kind of bullshit drama you might end up getting yourself involved in.
I thought of that but she's pretty hot and might be worth a little bit of drama. Not to mention that I am considerably bigger and more heavily armed than her husband so there isn't a whole lot he can do aside from calling names and slashing tires.

detoxed 03-22-2004 09:17 PM

Fuck the shit out of her then tell her mom

Spunky 03-22-2004 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


I thought of that but she's pretty hot and might be worth a little bit of drama. Not to mention that I am considerably bigger and more heavily armed than her husband so there isn't a whole lot he can do aside from calling names and slashing tires.

Or getting a gun and blowing your head off :BangBang:

Digipimp 03-22-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


I thought of that but she's pretty hot and might be worth a little bit of drama. Not to mention that I am considerably bigger and more heavily armed than her husband so there isn't a whole lot he can do aside from calling names and slashing tires.

Does she have kids in the marriage? If yes then leave it alone, if no, then maybe it's worth it. But to me there are so many women I never bother with drama over pussy.

ADL_Christy 03-22-2004 09:18 PM

Its not worth it....don't do it!

69pornlinks 03-22-2004 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
Not really worth it for a piece of pussy. You never know what kind of bullshit drama you might end up getting yourself involved in.
:thumbsup , too close for comfort if it was a chick you meet FAR away from the pad, i'll say hit that shit..you'll fuck around and get yo cap pelt..don't do it

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Or getting a gun and blow your head off :BangBang:

Peace through superior firepower. :glugglug

Rochard 03-22-2004 09:20 PM

Never bang a married woman. Don't risk the wrath of another man.

Unless her Mom is hot. Then bang them both.

Fletch XXX 03-22-2004 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp


Does she have kids in the marriage? If yes then leave it alone, if no, then maybe it's worth it. But to me there are so many women I never bother with drama over pussy.

to me,...no pussy is worth drama.

no sticks, no stems, no seeds, no stress.

:smokin

Rictor 03-22-2004 09:20 PM

Not a good idea. You might get shot.

The Heron 03-22-2004 09:22 PM

Is her hubby bigger than you or smarter? If not, fuck her silly!

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp


Does she have kids in the marriage? If yes then leave it alone, if no, then maybe it's worth it. But to me there are so many women I never bother with drama over pussy.

Nope, no rugrats. It would be a no-brainer if they had kids. See, it's kind of a mission with me. I wanted to fuck her when we were together (like 9 years ago) and she wouldn't do anything. Now I have my chance.

kush 03-22-2004 09:26 PM

They're your fucking neighbors.
Unless either of you plan on moving soon don't risk it.

And yes, the husband will eventually find out.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by The Heron
Is her hubby bigger than you or smarter? If not, fuck her silly!
Probably smarter. I am dumber than a box of rocks. I am a big bastard though. If it were just a fight, I would pummel him.

Fletch XXX 03-22-2004 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Probably smarter. I am dumber than a box of rocks. I am a big bastard though. If it were just a fight, I would pummel him.

People actually <i> fight</i> where you live?

Around here they just shoot you for fucking some bodies girl. ;)

I wouldnt risk no psycho shit with no dudes whore, no matter what in these days. People just blow your fucking head off.

Fuck that.

:1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
They're your fucking neighbors.
Unless either of you plan on moving soon don't risk it.

And yes, the husband will eventually find out.

Her mom lives next door. They don't.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX


People actually <i> fight</i> where you live?

Around here they just shoot you for fucking some bodies girl. ;)

I wouldnt risk no psycho shit with no dudes whore, no matter what in these days. People just blow your fucking head off.

Fuck that.

:1orglaugh

Heh, yeah. This is Kansas man. We still know the value of a good fist fight. We only have a couple of shootings a year in little Lawrence, Kansas. I'd sure hate to be one of the two shootings this year though.

sheldonjuan 03-22-2004 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Peace through superior firepower. :glugglug


what are you packing?

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by sheldonjuan



what are you packing?

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sheldonjuan 03-22-2004 09:38 PM

nice:thumbsup

sternyduke 03-22-2004 09:39 PM

If you hit it then you will never be able to shake the bitch be cool but stay away from the pussy just get your dick suck

gornyhuy 03-22-2004 09:51 PM

You don't shit where you live.

beemk 03-22-2004 09:52 PM

dont do it, its not worth it. put yourself in his shoes.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
dont do it, its not worth it. put yourself in his shoes.
Typically a good argument but I don't particularly like the guy.

cashman 03-22-2004 10:16 PM

Maybe just once :1orglaugh

TheSenator 03-22-2004 10:24 PM

Donkey Punch her a few times

CDSmith 03-22-2004 10:36 PM

You know.... I just gotta say here......

if it were me, I'd be wondering what this bitch is doing slinking around my door if she's married. I'd be thinking if she wants me, she should go get a fucking divorce, then come a knocking. I mean really, what exactly does marriage mean to anyone? To me it means two people together exclusively.


As you can tell I don't much care for cheaters.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
You know.... I just gotta say here......

if it were me, I'd be wondering what this bitch is doing slinking around my door if she's married. I'd be thinking if she wants me, she should go get a fucking divorce, then come a knocking. I mean really, what exactly does marriage mean to anyone? To me it means two people together exclusively.


As you can tell I don't much care for cheaters.

I don't care for cheaters much either. I thought about it and I really don't care why she's cheating and why she's choosing to do it with me. It's not like I am going to marry her. I know she can't be trusted. Unfortunately for him, rings don't plug holes.

Ian 03-22-2004 10:41 PM

Hook up the trailer and drive away to a new park.

KHO 03-22-2004 10:51 PM

Karma is a bitch. If you fuck her, then one day your future wife might fuck the mailman.

CDSmith 03-22-2004 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I don't care for cheaters much either. I thought about it and I really don't care why she's cheating and why she's choosing to do it with me. It's not like I am going to marry her. I know she can't be trusted. Unfortunately for him, rings don't plug holes.
Then have at her man.



Like I said, "if it were me"..... Hey, you asked.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ian
Hook up the trailer and drive away to a new park.
Sorry man. Not everyone shares your lifestyle. This place has a concrete foundation and to the best of my knowledge does not have wheels.

kush 03-22-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Her mom lives next door. They don't.

Yeah, I know.
I still don't think it's a good idea. If you are thinking about it hard enough to take it to gfy and actually make a pretty serious post about it, I think that should tell you something.

Go with your gut instinct.

Babaganoosh 03-22-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KHO
Karma is a bitch. If you fuck her, then one day your future wife might fuck the mailman.
That's a given. She'll fuck the mailman no matter what I do.


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