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AaronM 01-30-2004 04:20 AM

Damn strippers.
 
All they want to do is follow you home after the strip club closes, fuck your brains out for an hour and a half, then go home to their boyfriends.

What about MY needs? How about a little cuddle time?

If I wanted to fuck a chick and have her leave, I would have hired a hooker.

They do this every time. I feel used. :disgust

On the flip side...Most of them are crazy bitches anyway...Not like I want to pass out and have them steal all my shit. :glugglug

Cash4Joins 01-30-2004 04:21 AM

you pay for sex?

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:22 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by Cash4Joins
you pay for sex?
Where did you gather that from?

Another fucking idiot offspring of GFY. :321GFY

Cash4Joins 01-30-2004 04:23 AM

your just so sexy they wanted you for you? I guess I missed that, sorry carry on

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.

Indeed. Can you come over and hold me? :Graucho

body 01-30-2004 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Poor Aaron being used for sex... I bet you hated every minute of it.

Yupp :1orglaugh really poor Aaron LOL

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:24 AM

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Originally posted by Cash4Joins
your just so sexy they wanted you for you? I guess I missed that, sorry carry on
Congrats....37 posts and you are already on my shit list. There are people with 3000+ posts that I see for the first time every day.

You must be proud.

Your life is about to suck. :glugglug

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2004 04:24 AM

stay away from the strippers bro... I've tried a half dozen different ones and come to learn they are ALL psycho.

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
stay away from the strippers bro... I've tried a half dozen different ones and come to learn they are ALL psycho.
Half a dozen? :1orglaugh

I used to book these chicks in the local strip clubs. Half a dozen? LOL :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2004 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Half a dozen? :1orglaugh

I used to book these chicks in the local strip clubs. Half a dozen? LOL :1orglaugh

I'm a fast learner. After the nutcase with the snake, the freak that wanted to marry me after screwing her once, the basket case that tried to steal my Harley, and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....

yeah, I don't need anymore stripper interaction.

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:29 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I'm a fast learner. After the nutcase with the snake, the freak that wanted to marry me after screwing her once, the basket case that tried to steal my Harley, and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....

yeah, I don't need anymore stripper interaction.


Strippers are fun bro. Just don't let them hang around...Best if they don't even know where you live.

Damn...I should take my own advice. :1orglaugh

Cash4Joins 01-30-2004 04:29 AM

hehe don;t mean to be on your shit list. just giving you a good ol hard time.

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Originally posted by AaronM


Congrats....37 posts and you are already on my shit list. There are people with 3000+ posts that I see for the first time every day.

You must be proud.

Your life is about to suck. :glugglug


Baal 01-30-2004 04:30 AM

No cuddle time?

That's horrible! The best moments after making sweet monkey love with a stripper are the moments when you cuddle and share your life's dreams and aspirations. You wanted to be an astronaut, she wanted to be a movie star. You're a pornographer, and she's a stripper.

Aah, such sweet irony. :winkwink:

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by Baal
No cuddle time?

That's horrible! The best moments after making sweet monkey love with a stripper are the moments when you cuddle and share your life's dreams and aspirations. You wanted to be an astronaut, she wanted to be a movie star. You're a pornographer, and she's a stripper.

Aah, such sweet irony. :winkwink:

EXACTLY! :thumbsup

I knew somebody here would be able to relate to my pain. :)

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Indeed. Can you come over and hold me? :Graucho

Haha! It's tempting, but you're so far away!

quiet 01-30-2004 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
On the flip side...Most of them are crazy bitches anyway...Not like I want to pass out and have them steal all my shit. :glugglug
pearl

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:33 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

Haha! It's tempting, but you're so far away!

My new slogan:

"AaronM...He's worth the trip."

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


My new slogan:

"AaronM...He's worth the trip."

where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2004 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.

I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
bla bla bla....and the lunatic bitch that wanted to have my children....

OK...Now THAT bitch was fucking crazy!

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

where exactly are you? I just made the assumption you weren't in cali.

I can be in Cali in 5 hours. Let's meet at the Fairmont in San Fran for a romantic weekend. :Graucho

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those :winkwink:

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I think he's in India right now participating in the pornographer exchange program.

Keep toying with me and I will catch a flight to Maui in the morning just to make your life hell for the next week.


You did say it was 88 there today...right?

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


I can be in Cali in 5 hours. Let's meet at the Fairmont in San Fran for a romantic weekend. :Graucho

ok, but just for after-stripper-sex-cuddling. btw, san fran is 6 hours from me.

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2004 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those :winkwink:

yes, but his exchange program partner, Kerpal, from India is sleeping in it for the duration of the program.

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Does he have a cal king bed? I've been told I should get one of those :winkwink:

Actually...I do. No bullshit. :1orglaugh

[Brian] 01-30-2004 04:38 AM

Damn Aaron just shot his wad and he's already back on the hunt :glugglug

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:39 AM

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Originally posted by [Brian]
Damn Aaron just shot his wad and he's already back on the hunt :glugglug
Damn straight....And these little fuckers have the nerve to call me old. :321GFY

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Actually...I do. No bullshit. :1orglaugh

Good, I only have a full size bed... my apt is too small for anything else... you'd think 1000 a month for one bedroom would at least offer enough room for a cal king bed...

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

ok, but just for after-stripper-sex-cuddling. btw, san fran is 6 hours from me.

hmmmm....It's about 10.5 hours for me. How about we meet up in Rocklin instead? Lensman is a good 3rd party for a cuddle session.

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2004 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Keep toying with me and I will catch a flight to Maui in the morning just to make your life hell for the next week.


You did say it was 88 there today...right?

Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

(bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

(bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)

Family friend died this week. Funeral in Seaside on Saturday. THat caused me to reset my shoot for Sunday. Sooo....I will be bringing a few models with me.

Hope you don't mind.

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


hmmmm....It's about 10.5 hours for me. How about we meet up in Rocklin instead? Lensman is a good 3rd party for a cuddle session.

Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Superbowl party is at my place this weekend. You're welcome to drop in for the day and party with us.

(bring a snack.... maybe a cheese platter or some avacado dip or something)

I want to go to Maui!!

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.
Lens does not live in Rocklin but the Adult.com offices are there.

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
I want to go to Maui!!
I see how it is. I am too far away but you are willing to travel 2600 miles to see AMP.

I think I'm gonna cry now.

boardersweetie 01-30-2004 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


I see how it is. I am too far away but you are willing to travel 2600 miles to see AMP.

I think I'm gonna cry now.

We could go together!!
Seriously though, you and Amp seem like you're real sweethearts, and not typical gfy dumbasses. ICQ me sometime (both of you). I'm off to bed!!:winkwink:

AaronM 01-30-2004 04:56 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

We could go together!!
Seriously though, you and Amp seem like you're real sweethearts, and not typical gfy dumbasses. ICQ me sometime (both of you). I'm off to bed!!:winkwink:

Damn.....Hey AMP...Didn't I just have a similar conversation with a chickie during a 3 way call to you yesterday?

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2004 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM


Damn.....Hey AMP...Didn't I just have a similar conversation with a chickie during a 3 way call to you yesterday?

indeed

[Brian] 01-30-2004 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie


Is lens in rocklin? I had a job there during the summer when I was a kid. I bet he'd even know the place.

Was it the bowling alley? Just a guess, I know there's not a whole lot of stuff in Rocklin yet

jaYMan 01-30-2004 05:00 AM

Aaron, strippers are what they are ;)
But something tells me you know more than you let on!


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