Talk about some BULLLLLLSHIT
 

Good thing i only placed a small test order:

Read from bottom up, nick was changed for now to preserve identity . I expect money back by today before you lose more busines


Date : 1/16/2004 Time : 2:15 PM
To : Juicylinks Da Guido
Dude , I expect the $30 refunded to me by the end of today via paypal. 4 weeks ofr 3 galleries is
not only ridiculous but unprofessional as well

Date : 1/7/2004 Time : 9:38 PM
To : Juicylinks Da Guido
np dude i just got back from Vegas keep me updated

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM
From : Bad Designer
so live it up buddy

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM
From : Bad Designer
and your in vegas having a good time

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
we are working on your stuff tho

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
and with the christmas/new years stuff its just been crazy

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
i broke my little toe

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
my designer broke his foot

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM
From : Bad Designer
one of our pc's blew up

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM
From : Bad Designer
hey juicy.. just to let you know we havent forgotten you
:mad:

LOL you totally fucked that up but i get the point


WHO IS IT?:Graucho

WTF?

:eek7

Let's pay him a little visit. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

You always manage to stumble over some problems.

I think I've hired the same designer. :(

So who is it?

Broken toes and feet are ALWAYS getting in the way of my typing and mouse usage.... Its a real bitch.

Juicy relax! Ill get your galleries asap!!! Dont reveal my nick.. please :(

Like you would do that! LOL


Who is it spill the beans!


:glugglug

LOL tell me you got the same exact excuses?

I've heard every excuse in the book. I think someone was telling me those exact same excuses you just gave from someone who's company name ends in Work....... :winkwink:

Thats why you should hire me...
4 galleries won't take more than 48 hours!

Thank God that's not me Juicy ;)

I am not going to defend this person's actions but I will go on and state something I've learned since I started building galleries for people.

This can be a feast or famine type business. One day you're freed up not doing much just working on your own projects and the next day your ICQ lights up like a vegas slot machine.

Then when that happens you get 10-20 people who all want to order galleries from you ranging from 2 - 100...seriously.

You tell them that you can't really give them an exact estimate on turnaround because it's first come first served...and by that I mean the first person who gets me their content is going to get served first.

What usually happens is they say they'll get the content to you and in the mean time you book 2 more jobs and then an email with links to content shows up 3 days later and they still expect that you can get to their work right away...that's not how it works...LOL

Another thing is they all send their content at the same time and really put you into a bind.

Anyway I haven't had that big an issue with tardiness, only once or twice I was maybe a day or two off but that's it.


Edited to add: I love all my clients especially my regulars you guys are the best looking forward to getting more ;)

I would assume that Juicy would like to make a sale though.

I broke my little toe, lol. That's right up there with "My dog ate your galleries".

hehe, fuck it.

im going to make my own galleries


whos got a partner account i can submit with?

i bet i could make one a day:Graucho

I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Soooo fucking true.

shit just "a sale"? Can't help you with that...
mine will bring many sales. :thumbsup

I knew you would get a kick out of those excuses , cause the situation that happened to you in the past

:1orglaugh

Yeah , thats very much how it goes .

I have clients disappear off the face of the earth for days ,
and then show up like Ive been sitting here waiting for them so I can go on with their stuff .

and then they flip when they find out turnaround is now 2 weeks , or whatever .

Sorry to hear about this Juicy .

i would have to agree, theres nothing like buying templates from someone who knows sweet fuck all about making em

Email i got awhile ago look at the date of the original email



Hey Juicy,

Man i am heaps sorry your gals have taken this long. My designer found a permanent job in mainstream, he really wanted to get out of porn. So xxxxxx and I are working a deal out to share his fulltime designer. We just have to work out the details, and i will get your gals to you straight away.

Again mate i'm sorry, its just one of those things that i cant do anything about at the moment. Hey i heard you had fun at vegas !! Sounded like a blast.

Anyways mate, i will keep you updated, stocktrader and i just have to work out the details then i will get yours done.

Thanks for your patience


----- Original Message -----
From: Juicy Links
To: webmaster@
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 5:15 AM
Subject: Galleries for Juicy


Content

http://

Sponsor is Karups PC
Sample gallery

http://www.

You have catre blanche to do as wish , I am not too picky just make it look nice

That is so true!


:1orglaugh

Sorry dude getting your refund back to you asap do you take food stamps?

Or they don't show up at all. According to my ICQ logs just from the last 3-4 days I'm booked for about 3 months straight and that's no bullshit. But only a fraction of those have come through with actual orders.

I know more about tgps and galleries than you know will ever you little fucker.

Sounds like Joe from Gallery People!

I've met doober, and just from talking with him briefly I know his pinky toe is smarter then you could ever aspire to be you little fuckwad.

But you didn't meet me did you bitch?

There's absolutely no need to meet you, you're fucking worthless. I wouldn't suggest getting mouthy with me either.

$30? I wish I'd get ripped off for $30 once in a while. It's always more like $3000.

why the fuck would anyone in their right mind, other then to maybe kick you in the nuts, want to meet you

Who said I was offering?
:1orglaugh

I hear that man !
Trust me .

I got all comfy with a few quotes I gave right before internext ,

Was booked past now , stupidly I turned a few people away ,
Saying I was booked with a few orders ( I was told payment would be sent etc " done deals " as I like to call them . 1 big one too .. a real nice order , and EVERYONE but like 2 people flaked the day before internext .

I stayed home from internext to work .
ended up that I didnt work .
and sat here waiting for internext to end so I could make money,
was a great fucking week

STOP JACKING MY THREAD PILLOW BITER

IMO, you need to find more workable payment options. Your work's tight, I just won't risk giving my credit card to Stormpay and I don't like paying the fees for Western Union.