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Head 01-07-2004 11:59 AM

How can I Get my GF to give me a Blow job?
 
She just won't do it! The thought of having a penis in her mouth gross' her out!

Dirty F 01-07-2004 12:01 PM

I seriously would dump her just for that.

Crazy...

wdsguy 01-07-2004 12:02 PM

Get her drunk and pound her mouth

InsaneMidget 01-07-2004 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
Get her drunk and pound her mouth



Thats the most beautiful thing I've heard.

infectd 01-07-2004 12:07 PM

Had the same prob. Shes gone now, ditch her so you really want to spend forever with no bj's

foolio 01-07-2004 12:10 PM

just wait till she is sleepng - then shove your dick in her mouth.

loverboy 01-07-2004 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
just wait till she is sleepng - then shove your dick in her mouth.
:1orglaugh , nice

Head 01-07-2004 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by infectd
Had the same prob. Shes gone now, ditch her so you really want to spend forever with no bj's
Fuck man i'll get a bj elsewhere be nice if she would do it

jonesy 01-07-2004 12:47 PM

i had that problem once.
yea once.

what ya have to do is turn the bitch out.

the shits not easy though and only a few true players know how to turn a bitch out.

eat and fuck that pussy till the lining wears out, then fuck her till the 2nd layer wears out. then the third.

im talkin RAW.

you got to turn her on so much she'll do anything for you.

you get a girl to that point, shes an animal and a changed bitch afterwards too.

she'll do anything for you.

but it aint like you fuck her for 8 hours striaght and no breaks, you gotta alternate your game, fuck style and freak level

hence

the shits not easy and only experienced players know how to turn a bitch out.


good luck.

Nikoleta 01-07-2004 12:51 PM

have you guys ever tried to give a bj
well it's not that fun :)

NBDesign 01-07-2004 12:53 PM

cover it in chocolate :Graucho

icedemon 01-07-2004 12:54 PM

While she's talking to you about how she doesn't like giving blow jobs, take your cock and shove it her mouth. Grab her head and show her how it's done.

Where's that video of that porn star rambling and the guy comes over and shoves his cock in her mouth to shut her up.

pornjudge 01-07-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
She just won't do it! The thought of having a penis in her mouth gross' her out!
Tell her if you suck on my dick pretty good, their will be money coming out of it... that should work...

brand0n 01-07-2004 12:57 PM

tell her to stfu and suck the cock or out the door she goes

simple.

paul1000 01-07-2004 12:58 PM

Send her to me for a weekend ...

I'll train her for you :thumbsup


(see sig)

flashfreak 01-07-2004 12:58 PM

JUST DO IT !

Head 01-07-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NBDesign
cover it in chocolate :Graucho
She like Chocolate! That and the turn her out thing might work! :Graucho

nofx 01-07-2004 01:00 PM

tell her diamonds cum out of it.

Head 01-07-2004 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nikoleta
have you guys ever tried to give a bj
well it's not that fun :)

My other GFs loved giving head! I love licking pussy!:Graucho
I'm told that my Pussy licking is as good as Lesbian lickers!

TheJimmy 01-07-2004 01:02 PM

put ice cream on it...


they all love ice cream....


:thumbsup :thumbsup

GonePhishing 01-07-2004 01:02 PM

Dip your shit in syrup and sprinkles!

DraX 01-07-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornjudge


Tell her if you suck on my dick pretty good, their will be money coming out of it... that should work...


muahahahah hilarious

:1orglaugh

feN 01-07-2004 01:03 PM

do 69 position
there´s no way around your cock then :thumbsup

QualityMpegs 01-07-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by infectd
Had the same prob. Shes gone now, ditch her so you really want to spend forever with no bj's
Don't ever eat her out unless she gives you head...give and take relationships goddammit...every girl should know this.

natas 01-07-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfreak
JUST DO IT !
hahahahahahaa!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

smack 01-07-2004 01:05 PM

ruffies...

Head 01-07-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by icedemon
While she's talking to you about how she doesn't like giving blow jobs, take your cock and shove it her mouth. Grab her head and show her how it's done.

Where's that video of that porn star rambling and the guy comes over and shoves his cock in her mouth to shut her up.

lol. i saw that; that was funny! :1orglaugh

blackmonsters 01-07-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
She just won't do it! The thought of having a penis in her mouth gross' her out!
You fucking fool!!!!!

Any girl that will not give you head is not YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!

DUMP DA BIATCH!!!! Before she dumps you because girls like that will meet some MoFo at a bar that she thinks is hot and blow him the first night and end up dumping you for him and sucking his dick every day.

There's no such thing as girls that don't suck cock; there's just girls that don't suck your cock!!

it's like the "Black dudes don't eat pussy" thang; I never licked a pussy...until I found a pussy I wanted to lick and then I licked it every fucking day. And now when I pick a babe up from a bar I eat her pussy wether I fell like it or not because that's her reward for choosing me over the 95 million other fucking guys that's trying to pick her up that night.

Get a new GF and stop bull shitting.

Nikoleta 01-07-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head

My other GFs loved giving head! I love licking pussy!:Graucho
I'm told that my Pussy licking is as good as Lesbian lickers!

all I was trying to say is that there are diferent type of girls out there...not all men like going down either :)

Odie 01-07-2004 01:06 PM

what are her reasons for not doing it???

I have a friend who hasn't had it in 4 1/2 years....he's dying for it and she is really stubborn...

I told him to play her game, no head??? no cunniligus for u bitch!!!

btw, is that why your sig is "HEAD"??:winkwink:

HarlotCash Dyker 01-07-2004 01:07 PM

So Head can't get head?

I'll give you a head start - Head over to the fancy dress shop - Head up to the 2nd floor and buy a Bill Clinton head -and a Monica Lewinksy head -
Head home and head toward your girlfriend.
Both don heads and tell her you feel like being the real president - Tell her she must wear the Lewinsky head, and head for under the table -
When she is there - Poke a gun against her head and say:
Stick your head on heads cock and give head or fucking lose your head -

blackmonsters 01-07-2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nikoleta
have you guys ever tried to give a bj
well it's not that fun :)

prude.

silentkey 01-07-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jonesy
i had that problem once.
yea once.

what ya have to do is turn the bitch out.

the shits not easy though and only a few true players know how to turn a bitch out.

eat and fuck that pussy till the lining wears out, then fuck her till the 2nd layer wears out. then the third.

im talkin RAW.

you got to turn her on so much she'll do anything for you.

you get a girl to that point, shes an animal and a changed bitch afterwards too.

she'll do anything for you.

but it aint like you fuck her for 8 hours striaght and no breaks, you gotta alternate your game, fuck style and freak level

hence

the shits not easy and only experienced players know how to turn a bitch out.


good luck.

:Graucho

doober 01-07-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I seriously would dump her just for that.

Crazy...

i have to agree, sucking cock is mandatory prerequesite....hell id put deepthroating up there too

:glugglug

Head 01-07-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nikoleta


all I was trying to say is that there are diferent type of girls out there...not all men like going down either :)

I know. And it must suck to date a guy that won't go down!

Ross 01-07-2004 01:14 PM

Just get her really really really drunk. Wine usually does it! Chicks love nice Wine and its really really strong.

Should do the trick!

revbuddylove 01-07-2004 01:15 PM

Have you tried taking a shower?
Maybe if you weren't so stanky she wouldn't mind so much.
For god's sake man, use the soap!

blackmonsters 01-07-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
She just won't do it! The thought of having a penis in her mouth gross' her out!
Also; try cliping your pubes and shave your dick and balls with a razor.

When I use a public restroom and see a 4 inch pube on the urinal I think "now there's a guy that aint getting blown because he's fucking nasty"!!!

smproduction 01-07-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
She just won't do it! The thought of having a penis in her mouth gross' her out!
She will do it if you find the way to let her try

Head 01-07-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie
what are her reasons for not doing it???

I have a friend who hasn't had it in 4 1/2 years....he's dying for it and she is really stubborn...

I told him to play her game, no head??? no cunniligus for u bitch!!!

btw, is that why your sig is "HEAD"??:winkwink:

No my nick name is Headly. My Real name is 'Edward'. 'Ed' 'Head'
I think it's kind of funny


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