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AaronM 10-30-2003 03:08 PM

So I get this call from Lensman......
 
This was kinda strange. Instead of the normal heavy breathing and sexy talk with the usual female voice, he actually offered to buy my sig space.

As you have seen from past sig purchases, I will not sell to just anybody and I demand top dollar for my sig. Well....Along with promising to double his business through my 900# sex lines, he has also offered a substancial payoff for my posting efforts.

Full blown, all expenses covered trip to L.A. for the Webmaster Access West show. Airfare, Hotel, Rental Car, Food (possibly the single most costly item), and enough spending money to get me through a day or two in the Los Angeles garment district.

So in ending...I hope to see a lot of you there...Not all of you though.

oh...and SEE SIG!

AaronM 10-30-2003 03:10 PM

The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.

Brad-Wishing 10-30-2003 03:10 PM

Anal?

AaronM 10-30-2003 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Anal?

No thanks. I'll pass.

SleazyDream 10-30-2003 03:13 PM

nice

:thumbsup

PersianKitty 10-30-2003 03:15 PM

Geezz.. now I'm thinking.. do I need to start posting more and sell mine. Maybe become like Amp or AaronM or Sleazy and post tons and tons to get my sig seen. (course I have sigs turned off)

Brad-Wishing 10-30-2003 03:16 PM

Damn is NO ONE up for new things these days? :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 10-30-2003 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.
I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor :)
WG

AaronM 10-30-2003 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


I'm sure Lensman can sneak you in the backdoor :)
WG

He tries that every time we are alone. :disgust

Jason 10-30-2003 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.
I got your back. :thumbsup

chowda 10-30-2003 03:45 PM

damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

classic.

AaronM 10-30-2003 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
damn man... post that pic of the sandwitch eating u

classic.

http://ampcontent.com/Pics/NewGFYJacket.jpg

Tanker 10-30-2003 03:54 PM

see you there

WiredGuy 10-30-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
He tries that every time we are alone. :disgust
I didn't mean him trying to get into your backdoor :)
WG

Phoenix 10-30-2003 03:55 PM

this show is looking like it is the place to be

StuartD 10-30-2003 04:00 PM

Lensman isn't worthy of my phone number.

Uhmm... when I make enough $ to get a phone number I mean.

AaronM 10-30-2003 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
this show is looking like it is the place to be
It is the place to be.

It is the first in what will no doubt be a kick ass series. I plan on attending every show. Finally I have an excuse to attend European shows without the fear of them being fucked up. When Adult.com invests this much time and effort into something, they don't do it half assed.

brand0n 10-30-2003 04:27 PM

next time he calls, will you inform him that i want in on that deal?

baddog 10-30-2003 04:34 PM

guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all

AaronM 10-30-2003 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
guess I don't need to clean the bedroom after all
I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.

MetaMan 10-30-2003 04:57 PM

Aaron M reminds me of a well rounded pitbull.

baddog 10-30-2003 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


I will still send the hookers by to pay you a visit.

you always were a good son

slapass 10-30-2003 04:59 PM

You have created the new art of sig selling.

:thumbsup

wargames 10-30-2003 04:59 PM

cool deal :thumbsup

eroswebmaster 10-30-2003 05:00 PM

Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)

AaronM 10-30-2003 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Aaron let me sleep at the foot of your bed and I'll pay the $50 registration fee. ;)
Sorry. Lensman has already given that spot to Eric.

GTS Mark 10-30-2003 05:30 PM

Aaron you're a whore, but I love you! :thumbsup

DH

Raven 10-30-2003 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Aaron you're a whore, but I love you! :thumbsup

DH

Sweetie...we're all whores.....one way or the other.....:)

hyatla 10-30-2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
see you there
You sure to come? I have some stuff in phoenix need to be hauled to LA. 2 boxes. :2 cents:

hyatla 10-30-2003 05:58 PM

I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.

AaronM 10-30-2003 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
I was wondering about the food too. Will there be free lunch for all on Saturday? Like a buffet or function something? That may be the only chance I have to know other webmasters.
This just in:


There's no such thing as a free lunch.

Lensman 10-30-2003 06:43 PM

Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.

AaronM 10-30-2003 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.
You mean infatuated.

I can be hired to correct all of your mistakes like this.

Dawgy 10-30-2003 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Ever since I saw his ass, I've been traumatized.
http://images4.fotki.com/v42/photos/...turbing-vi.jpg

ytcracker 10-30-2003 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


This just in:


There's no such thing as a free lunch.

TINSTAAFL

anyway have fun ill light a candle or something because i wont be able to make it.

and yea, pk, you could probably do something similar. perhaps a trip to somewhere tropical would justify you selling your sig

Triple 6 10-30-2003 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
The only fucked part is that since I don not currently promote any of the show sponsors, I have to pay the $50.00 registration fee.
:1orglaugh

that made me laugh out loud, thanks :winkwink:

GigaChris 10-30-2003 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


http://ampcontent.com/Pics/NewGFYJacket.jpg

show off :1orglaugh

GrimShawn 10-30-2003 07:10 PM

Can I sleep on your floor?

AaronM 10-30-2003 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaChris


show off :1orglaugh

I own an Adult.com windbreaker and you don't..So NAH! :1orglaugh

AaronM 10-30-2003 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
Can I sleep on your floor?
Sure thing. Please be sure and feed my dog while I am in L.A. :glugglug

There is beer in the fridge and booze behind the wetbar.


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