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LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:14 AM

Is Your Penis Average????
 
Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Wo...ffiles155.html

Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-)

chowda 10-24-2003 08:15 AM

no

johnbosh 10-24-2003 08:17 AM

:D Then Im above average (lucky me:))

nofx 10-24-2003 08:18 AM

yay i'm above average :thumbsup

com 10-24-2003 08:19 AM

Hahaha i pitty da fool

PersianKitty 10-24-2003 08:20 AM

::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

nofx 10-24-2003 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

FREAK!

gornyhuy 10-24-2003 08:24 AM

Above average!!! (who would've thought!)

LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

LOL, if men are like butterfingers women are like? :-)))

IntenseCash 10-24-2003 08:26 AM

I have to get out a ruler to find out... I was told I was bigger then average before though :)

Tala 10-24-2003 08:27 AM

Someone stole mine!!!


:waaaaahh :waaaaahh


waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily. :glugglug

chowda 10-24-2003 08:28 AM

no penis

Krusty 10-24-2003 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

DAMN! neither do I! :Oh crap :eek2
HAHAHA

......... but my other half has a far more-than-average size! yay! :thumbsup

Tala 10-24-2003 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga


LOL, if men are like butterfingers women are like? :-)))

If men tasted like butterfingers, then world peace would happen, one blowjob at a time.

Only I'd suck all the chocolate off and leave the peanutbutter stuff. ickies.

LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Someone stole mine!!!


:waaaaahh :waaaaahh


waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily. :glugglug

All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

goBigtime 10-24-2003 08:29 AM

In a laboratory somewhere, there is a scientist with a 2.498" long penis working on the next "average penis size" study :1orglaugh

Tala 10-24-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
In a laboratory somewhere, there is a scientist with a 2.498" long penis working on the next "average penis size" study :1orglaugh
:evil-laug :evil-laug

goBigtime 10-24-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga


All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).


And guys, don't eat the candybars after holding them to your dirty dirties, and for the love of everything holy -
DON'T SPILL THE COFFEE!

PersianKitty 10-24-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga


All ya need is:

For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

grande eh? I had a venti this morning.. the Starbucks kind that is. No grande, venti or anything else going on in my house.

LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:33 AM

Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:

Quote:

When Alfred Kinsey did his groundbreaking research in the mid-1940s, researchers simply gave men stamped postcards. Each one simply held a postcard against his erect penis, marked how long it was, and slipped the results in the mail.

goBigtime 10-24-2003 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:



Psssh....imagine trying to do it in the mid 1940's.

Our egos have no sense of time or space. :winkwink:

com 10-24-2003 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Someone stole mine!!!


:waaaaahh :waaaaahh


waitaminute.....with one of these, though, I can get one of those pretty easily. :glugglug

hahahaha

Serge_Oprano 10-24-2003 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Men of the world, rejoice! The average length of an erect penis is shorter than you probably think.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Wo...ffiles155.html

Average is 5.877 inches, size of a butterfingers candy bar :-)

Mine is 6 1/2 erected,
7 when I think of you
;-)))

plexer 10-24-2003 08:36 AM

Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nofx 10-24-2003 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
Imagine in 2003 trying to do this survey:


It would never go right in Flordia :glugglug

LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:38 AM

This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system:

http://www.leenoga.com/pix/candybars.jpg

goBigtime 10-24-2003 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plexer
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Start from the ball of your foot :thumbsup

LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


Mine is 6 1/2 erected,
7 when I think of you
;-)))

Ah Serge, your penis is like a box of chocolates... :-)))

loverboy 10-24-2003 08:39 AM

what a relief... just hit the borderline.
does anyone actually know if penis enlargement pills really works? no, i don't want to try one. just curious since im getting spammed most of the time about these so called enlargement drugs.

goBigtime 10-24-2003 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system:

http://www.leenoga.com/pix/candybars.jpg


It's pretty clear that whoever made that chart just wanted to turn "pencil dick" into a good thing.

clubsexy 10-24-2003 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.

Here ya go men, visualize this....your penis rating system:

http://www.leenoga.com/pix/candybars.jpg

Awesome graphic...... honey what size is my cock? Butterfinger, twix, starbucks, bit-o-honey...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GeXus 10-24-2003 08:40 AM

is 3 inches concidered small?

Hammer 10-24-2003 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plexer
Not fare! it curves to the left! Where's the starting point, Ball Sack? I need a tape measure!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No, you don't measure from the ball sack underneath the penis you measure the top starting at the base. If I measure underneath from the ball sack I make John Holmes look tiny. :1orglaugh

rocki 10-24-2003 08:41 AM

BIGGER IS BETTER!!!!

Milena Dickman 10-24-2003 08:44 AM

Just did a check now and, rather I donīt have one or I have a such a small penis that made everybody believe that I am a woman... including myself. :eyecrazy

Serge_Oprano 10-24-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga


Ah Serge, your penis is like a box of chocolates... :-)))

I'd like to put it on my grave stone
;-)))

Tala 10-24-2003 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
This halloween I will never look at candy and starbucks the same.


Same here. LOL! I'm giving out butterfingers and nestle cruch bars!!

LeeNoga 10-24-2003 08:55 AM

LOL...

When we give out the halloween candy, the "bite size candy bars" to the youngsters, we can tell them they have a lot to look forward to.

Gawd, I am skewed now....this is just wrong.

Tala 10-24-2003 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
LOL...

When we give out the halloween candy, the "bite size candy bars" to the youngsters, we can tell them they have a lot to look forward to.

Gawd, I am skewed now....this is just wrong.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Markit 10-24-2003 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
::checking::

OH MY GAAWWWDD. I don't have one!

yes you have,
is very small so check better :Graucho


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