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lil2rich4u2 10-07-2003 07:40 AM

ever have "the talk" with your parents?
 
how embarasing was it?

was talking to a friend of my girlfriends, she told me about how she had a pregnancy scare when she was 21 and her parents found out. they sat her down and her father drilled her with questions like:

So do you spit or swallow

Ever take it in the ass?

like doggy style?

all embarrasing shit like this.

whats the deal with that? I would have flipped out on him, lol.

Anyone else have some embarrasing talks when they were younger?

Roald 10-07-2003 07:41 AM

WTF?

Shok 10-07-2003 07:43 AM

if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?

skillfull 10-07-2003 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?
hahaha, lmao :P

candyflip 10-07-2003 07:44 AM

I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.

lil2rich4u2 10-07-2003 07:46 AM

yep he asked her those EXACT questions, and she said he asked many more but didnt tell me what they were.

i cant imagine being in that position with my father (if i were a girl)

SENSEX 10-07-2003 07:48 AM

all my parents ever said to me was "wear a condom and dont knock up the first little slut who puts out for you" and if you do knock her up, its still better then catching the "HIV"

lil2rich4u2 10-07-2003 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.
same here, but when i was 16yrs old my father used to yell at me and say "wht do ya think, this is a fucking hotel? get these tramps outa here!"

because i would bring home all different girls. We werent having sex, he just assumed that. We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.


i think they just assumed i learned it all in school i guess?

blazin 10-07-2003 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
how embarasing was it?

was talking to a friend of my girlfriends, she told me about how she had a pregnancy scare when she was 21 and her parents found out. they sat her down and her father drilled her with questions like:

So do you spit or swallow

Ever take it in the ass?

like doggy style?

all embarrasing shit like this.

whats the deal with that? I would have flipped out on him, lol.

Anyone else have some embarrasing talks when they were younger?

The guy is sick! How the fuck you gonna ask your daughter some shit like that?

Carlos 10-07-2003 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX
all my parents ever said to me was "wear a condom and dont knock up the first little slut who puts out for you" and if you do knock her up, its still better then catching the "HIV"
That all they said to me too. Maybe not used same word :)

KingK7 10-07-2003 08:30 AM

I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.

GoNe 10-07-2003 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.
The same goes for me..

TheFLY 10-07-2003 08:32 AM

best place for sex advice man is right here on GFY :1orglaugh

TheFLY 10-07-2003 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazin


The guy is sick! How the fuck you gonna ask your daughter some shit like that?

Do you take it in the ass?

chodadog 10-07-2003 08:33 AM

Informing your child about sex is one thing. Asking them for explicit details is an entirely different ball game. Fucking sick.

WebTitan 10-07-2003 08:39 AM

that seems a bit over the top by her parents....:BangBang:

Peaches 10-07-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.
Ditto.

SENSEX 10-07-2003 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Informing your child about sex is one thing. Asking them for explicit details is an entirely different ball game. Fucking sick.
or maybe the parents are the webmasters of incest.com
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 10-07-2003 08:50 AM

have you been reading usenet incent porn again?





(My 'talk' involved Live Aid and madonna..go figure)

Beastiepoo 10-07-2003 08:52 AM

I vaguely remember having a chat with my Dad on the way home from a dance class once. It was after my 16th birthday. I don't remember details really although I'm pretty certain I assured him that I didn't want to 'do it' until after I got married.




That assurance lasted all of 6 months (tops).:1orglaugh

berg.the.red 10-07-2003 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?
in Arkansas he would already know for certain.

lil2rich4u2 10-07-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.
beleive me i can think of much more interesting shit to make up.

Basically she says her father was pissed about the whole pregnancy thing, and she told him they were having unprotected sex for a long time.

so i can sortof see how he can maybe say some of this stuff out of anger, maybe with a sarcastic tone/intent? but she didnt say it was sarcastic so i dunno.

she was just embarrassed about the entire thing, her father asked her this stuff in front of her mother also.

sherie 10-07-2003 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
yep he asked her those EXACT questions, and she said he asked many more but didnt tell me what they were.

i cant imagine being in that position with my father (if i were a girl)

Evidently he wants her in some position...sick. Although, your prolly just making this shit up...Do you live n Utah?

Sosa 10-07-2003 11:45 AM

werd, some weird people

Samoan 10-07-2003 12:42 PM

My parents are Asian. I'm 25 and still have not had one conversation with my parents regarding sex. It's better this way. I prefer avoiding the awkwardness.

detoxed 10-07-2003 12:52 PM

If i ever have a hot 18+ stepdaughter im gonna ask for all the details

blazin 10-07-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Do you take it in the ass?

:321GFY

boardersweetie 10-07-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
I vaguely remember having a chat with my Dad on the way home from a dance class once. It was after my 16th birthday. I don't remember details really although I'm pretty certain I assured him that I didn't want to 'do it' until after I got married.




That assurance lasted all of 6 months (tops).:1orglaugh

I think my dad still thinks i'm a virgin, and that's how I'd like to keep it. It's harder for girls.

TheJimmy 10-07-2003 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches

Ditto.

I see your Ditto, and raise you another....

Angry American 10-07-2003 01:15 PM

My dad never really said anything to me about it. He just let me know when I was being an asshole to a girl, and always made me do the "honorable" thing.

zzgundamnzz 10-07-2003 01:17 PM

Thats what TVs for...

Sarah_Jayne 10-07-2003 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie


I think my dad still thinks i'm a virgin, and that's how I'd like to keep it. It's harder for girls.

hey, mine too and I've been married for 7 years.

Oracle Porn 10-07-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lil2rich4u2 10-07-2003 01:27 PM

i just realized everyone (including my friend) is talking about their fathers ... is it pretty standard that the father gets this job? or does the mother sometimes do it?

i would hate to do it, but thats just me :/

Oracle Porn 10-07-2003 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2


same here, but when i was 16yrs old my father used to yell at me and say "wht do ya think, this is a fucking hotel? get these tramps outa here!"

because i would bring home all different girls. We werent having sex, he just assumed that. We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.


i think they just assumed i learned it all in school i guess?

fag

Oracle Porn 10-07-2003 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2


beleive me i can think of much more interesting shit to make up.

Basically she says her father was pissed about the whole pregnancy thing, and she told him they were having unprotected sex for a long time.

so i can sortof see how he can maybe say some of this stuff out of anger, maybe with a sarcastic tone/intent? but she didnt say it was sarcastic so i dunno.

she was just embarrassed about the entire thing, her father asked her this stuff in front of her mother also.

did they all have a nice big orgy afterwards? :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 10-07-2003 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.
same here...

Oracle Porn 10-07-2003 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


did they all have a nice big orgy afterwards? :1orglaugh

and if they did do you have pics?

nosey 10-07-2003 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc


hey, mine too and I've been married for 7 years.

:1orglaugh :Graucho

digi 10-07-2003 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2


same here, but when i was 16yrs old.

We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.


you played house and with teddy bears when you were 16? :eek7


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