I?m finally meeting the parents - Help Please!!!
 

I?m invited tonight to my girl friends parents and her father
is an internet freak.
he told me that he heard I work on the net make sites and make a lot of money.
he wants I should sit and show him my work,
I don't know what to do, any suggestions please?


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tell him you design webpages and do logos for companys... that way if he can ask u can say random sites (non porn ones)

He wants a few free passes. Just give 'm.

What do you mean "what should i do?".
Aren't you proud of the projects you have done? If yes....... show them. If they don't like your line of work FUCK em! They should take you as you are on don't take you at all. :2 cents:

hope you have some smokescreen mainstream sites setup... If not better get to work!

my latest work is about huge clits... :Graucho

:helpme

tell him you peddle smut

then show him

analsluts.com

don't listen to that advice if you like her.

Everyone i know knows what i do..... if they don't like it then they can go climb in the highest tree on the face of the earth. I had alot of people who blow wind in my direction when i first started out........ untill i bought my first BMW. Now i got a bunch of lowlifes running around asking me how THEY can get into this line of work. FUCK YOU......... if you wheren't supportive when i started you can go to hell now. That's how i approach it :glugglug

So you are "ashamed" of what you do and try to hide it from the outside world? Maybe you should try something else then :2 cents:

Agreed. However timing is everything...:2 cents:

show him the pics of his daughter you put on your sites.

So in other words they will find out later you that you lied to them :)

Fuck off idiot. Everyone around me knows what I do. I've been in the adult industry for over 10 years.

If you think telling your girlfriend's parents that you are a pornographer the first time you meet them is a good idea then you are out of touch.

How young are you by the way?

hahahaha...... i'm 30. I didn't say you should tell them. This person says the father wants to see his work so he asks it. If he doesn't ask then i would advice not to say it but he asks it so don't lie about it.
LiveDose..... if you are in this biz for 10 years you should know better then to reply with "fuck off idiot".... it seems to me you haven't learned alot in those 10 years. Chill, it's bad for your hart.

zzzzzz

Were going out for 6 months now.
I?m not a shamed with what I do at all But
The problem is that her father is religious
and I?m afraid to hurt his feelings.

Finally :) j/k

Good point...... the religion. Maybe you can show him more of the "softer" work you have done? In the end they WILL find out what you do and then you have lied to. I never lie about what i do....... you should stand up for what you do and how you do it. Maybe he even likes some of the work you do, make him clear that it's WORK, it doesn't reflect what or who you are. Everybody has his thing to make the green to get around in this world, and this is yours.

Tell him you run www.shitcity.com and www.beastboys.com

Thanks for your advice.
I just shared your advice with my girlfriend on the phone,
and told her that i'll take your advice and tell them the truth.
My girl friend say's no way cause if i'm gonna tell her dad won?t let us meet again and it will be over between us??
I tried to calm her down and she said that it has to be her way or the highway

:feels-hot
:helpme

Don't tell him now.
Talk about general things and be nice so that he gets a good impression of you.

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Well, now your in a really tough spot. I have never been in this type of situation but i can imagine being there. I think now it all comes down on howmuch you love her :)
Don't blame her, it's understandable that she reacts this way. She basicly fears the reaction of her father and maybe you should just go with the "smoke screen". Although i would never do it myself.
Prepare to be called a lyer when they find out though. :2 cents:

There's just some people that shouldn't know for a while, until they know the type of person you are! :thumbsup There's only one person that doesn't know what I do, and that is my Grandmother, I can't go to her house and say I work in the porn industry! How do you say that to your Grandmother, who probably hardly knows what porn is! :) :thumbsup

jDoG

Maybe you have a friend, who makes non-adult websites. Explain him the situation and ask him if you could use his websites as your own (just this time - for your gf's father).

Or buy a nice template for a webhosting website, put on some forms or sth.. and tell him you're in webhosting business.

how can you be proud of what you do?
your like a parasite living off societys wounds and weaknesses, this is a temp gig for me, i hate porn, you dont need a brain to make good money in this biz so dont pretend your something your not.

theres nothing to be proud of, everyone knows what i do and i tell themthat. im doing this to get money for a real biz.

dont tell the guy what you do, especialy if hes religous, and if you like the girl.

just tell him some crap, like you work for google.com:glugglug

Your a fucking idiot and fucking hypocrit, hypocrits should be shot.
You don't need a brain to make good money in this biz? Explain to me your marketing strategy and your projects, i'm pretty sure they aren't much if you don't need a brain for them.
But on top of this all you just called yourself a fucking HYPOCRIT and i hate those.
Pretend to be something i'm not? That's what this whole thing is about you morron! YOU are the one pretending to be something your not, YOU are the one getting people to websites you hate yourself.
I stand by my original point - i'm fucking proud of my projects - i'm fucking proud of the designs i make - and yeah, i'm fucking proud of that nice car infront of my door.

it also depends on how old you are...
19?
29?

Listen to that advise if you like her, best cross the bridges now than store up trouble for the future.

you do online marketing...

if you get pushed on the sites you've done then maybe u can say you've worked contract on some big sites like amazon...

maybe knock up a super quick amazon shop, I've heard there is lots to be made through affiliate programs :)

tell him you created and own ebay

You know what, sit talk with him, get to know him, show him your a very good guy, and that you deserve to be with his daughter, because that's how religious people are. And then after he knows you for a while, tell him what you do. And, and just say, I do it because it pays my bills! That is the reason I'm here! Currently there aren't many companys you could go to and make the same amount of money like you do in the Adult industry, unless you own the business! But get to know him first, because I've met people before, and they got to know me and when I told them, they were just like "Wow, really, I would've never guessed that!" And I ask them, "What would you have thought if I told you that when we met?" And almost everybody says they would've thought I was a pervert. And they agree, you gotta do what makes you money, so you pay your bills!

jDoG

when i say dont pretend to be something your not it was in raguards to your comment about "my first bwm", you are a fucking idiot and i can tell from your ranting that your brain capacity is limited so quit while your ahead.

i was going to explain but its like banging my head against a brick wall with a "person" like you:glugglug

I think this is about the best advice anyone could give you. :thumbsup

Just tell him you sell casino memberships and other stuff via google. That way you dosent need to show him a website.

Do you know me at all? Don't think you do.... keep banging your mindless head against the wall hypocrit and keep doing something you clearly don't stand by.
This is your line: "your like a parasite living off societys wounds and weaknesses"
Infact you just called about everybody on this board a parasite - talking about banging your head against the wall.
The fact that i commented about my first "bmw" is just because i'm damn proud of it and worked hard for it. For me it's a way of saying "in your face" to all the people who think like you do and talk about us "parasites".

did i exclude myself? read more carefully chump. all pr0n peddlers are a burder to society, we dont contribute to society in any way, we take from it by exploiting the weaknesses of people.

as for your $400 1972 model bmw wreck, you can shut the fuck you sound like a fool, your a nobody, noone with an attitude like yours would get sofar to own a decent beamer.


stop talking back to me now parrot:Graucho

Thanks RedBumper! I don't lie, I tell them I design websites and programming for other places, but I won't tell them the exact industry. Which I do, do work for mainstream companies! So that isn't lying.

jDoG

So what if we don't "contribute to society" in any way? The way i see it we provide a fantasy, a harmless one. Factorys that make plastic guns for children don't exactly contribute to society.
And as for my beamer....... don't cross the road when i'm around or you'll see the bumper in close up - a 2003 bumper by the way.
My attitude is only aimed at morrons like you - apart from that i'm a nice guy :1orglaugh