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Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:07 PM

The fucking Morality Police
 
make me ill.


Now, I have never pissed on some hotel room wall..... but ya know, if the urge should strike me sometime, I just may. I find that far less offensive than some fuckwit preaching his fucking moral BULLSHIT on me.

To you who would do such a thing, (preaching morality I'm talking here)... I say a big hearty FUCK YOU.

Don't fucking lay your goddamn morals on me you ASS. If I wake up and decide to piss on a fucking wall someday, that's MY fucking choice.... not yours. And I will face the consequences of my actions. Not you.

I don't fucking TELL you how to act, and most times I don't LIKE how you act..... a good percentage of you so-called "civilized businessmen" act like fucking JACKASSES. ALL the fucking time!

So don't fucking preach to me you goddamn self-rightous piece of shit. Because I got nuthin' but unwiped anus for ya buddy.... U-N-W-I-P-E-D ANUS.


oh yeah.....



it's all about shoving your fucking ideals straight up your ass baby.... :)

detoxed 08-10-2003 09:08 PM

as long as you are pissing on your own wall i dont think anyone would have a problem with it

Easton 08-10-2003 09:08 PM

AMP for gov of Cali... :thumbsup

Spunky 08-10-2003 09:09 PM

I pissed on a wall of a bowling alley once in Washington :glugglug

Sly_RJ 08-10-2003 09:09 PM

Fuck you too... biatch.

GeXus 08-10-2003 09:10 PM

Oh Amputate Your Head, Must we use such profanity, This is a public chat room after all, not one of your sleezy private lounges.

Juicy D. Links 08-10-2003 09:10 PM

I want a piece of this thread

Sly_RJ 08-10-2003 09:10 PM

I have every intention of jacking off in the sink at one of the next convention parties. Muahaha!

Oracle Porn 08-10-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
AMP for gov of Cali... :thumbsup
Fuck that...Let him be the president! :thumbsup

greentea 08-10-2003 09:11 PM

Welcome back AMP!

Spunky 08-10-2003 09:12 PM

Homo :glugglug

nap 08-10-2003 09:12 PM

do you

aflex 08-10-2003 09:12 PM

but at the end of the day, you'd still be an idiot that pissed on a wall while trying to prove a point that doesn't exist. :2 cents:

Nasty D 08-10-2003 09:13 PM

Yeah what Amp said:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aflex
but at the end of the day, you'd still be an idiot that pissed on a wall while trying to prove a point that doesn't exist. :2 cents:
no, at the end of the day, the point remains.... you can't preach your self-rightous garbage to someone that doesn't want to buy a slice. Because people will do what they want to fucking do.... regardless of some blowhard high n' mighty fuckass that thinks he's "better" than everyone else. And the piss will be right there on the wall to prove it.

And the more you tell people what they can't do.... the farther out of their way they will go to throw it in their fucking faces. :)

Juicy D. Links 08-10-2003 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I have every intention of jacking off in the sink at one of the next convention parties. Muahaha!
Cool can i shoot the content?

digifan 08-10-2003 09:15 PM

I want some of whatever Amp is on

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
I want some of whatever Amp is on

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

white Hana Bay Rum, pineapple juice, coconut, and 7.... :)

Sly_RJ 08-10-2003 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


And the more you tell people what they can't do.... the father out of their way they will go to throw it in their fucking faces. :)

True. But that surely doesn't make something "right". Bitch about morals and the "high and mighty" all you want, I've seen you do it and you'll do it again.

What's the point of this thread?

digifan 08-10-2003 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

white Hana Bay Rum, pineapple juice, coconut, and 7.... :)

:thumbsup

Sly_RJ 08-10-2003 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

white Hana Bay Rum, pineapple juice, coconut, and 7.... :)

That sounds mighty tasty!

aflex 08-10-2003 09:18 PM

yeah but who goes around telling grown adults not to piss on walls? its common sense, and a matter of respect.

morality isnt an issue here, stupidity is..

Ice 08-10-2003 09:18 PM

ummmm hey Amp... :glugglug

nosey 08-10-2003 09:19 PM

damn it, stop pissing on walls

Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
What's the point of this thread?
simple.... I don't preach MY morals to people like candid or BradMouth.... I don't want them preaching morals to me. I'm an adult, and I will act however I choose to fucking act. They don't need to like it. I don't act any specific way to please any damn body except myself.

Don't preach to me. I have never pissed on a wall before (in a hotel).... but the more they tell me not to.... the more I want to. I'm already planning to piss on BradMouth's booth.

Digipimp 08-10-2003 09:20 PM

Shut up old man :1orglaugh

Spunky 08-10-2003 09:21 PM

I like to piss on walls :glugglug Pissing on walls rocks!

Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:24 PM

I started a thread a while ago about, 'what was the most offensive thing to you' or someting like that.... well it finally dawned on me....

the thing I find most offensive above and beyond aall else:

Self-Rightousness.


I just wanna fucking jam my foot in peoples mouthes when they fucking preach their goddamn bullshit on me.

Digipimp 08-10-2003 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I started a thread a while ago about, 'what was the most offensive thing to you' or someting like that.... well it finally dawned on me....

the thing I find most offensive above and beyond aall else:

Self-Rightousness.


I just wanna fucking jam my foot in peoples mouthes when they fucking preach their goddamn bullshit on me.

Watch your language bitch. Some of us are trying to do biz here. :1orglaugh

KRL 08-10-2003 09:26 PM

Well, like I said, in my other post, I really don't care if someone decides to piss on somebody's boat deck.

Just don't go pissin on mine unless you're a damn good swimmer.

:1orglaugh

nosey 08-10-2003 09:28 PM

hi welcome to r luxurious hotel
Please don't smoke in the rooms

Oh and Don't piss all over the walls

BlackCrayon 08-10-2003 09:30 PM

yeah self rightousness sucks, however one can give opinion about their 'morals' it doesn't mean they are trying to impose them on you. my morals may differ from yours, and yours from mine. i may express mine in a post, but i do not expect others to follow said morals. as far as this whole pissing thing, i think the main thing those guys were saying is at events like Internext, everything you do is a representation of the industry. personally i couldn't give a fuck.

Buff 08-10-2003 09:30 PM

Way to make a stand about something important!

KRL 08-10-2003 09:36 PM

Amp, what if you had a bunch of guys pissing all over your boat deck and walls? Or you have a party at your house and some drunk guy lifts his leg like a dog and starts pissing all over one of your sofas?

What would you do, honestly?

I really can't imagine you standing by and not getting worked up over it.

:1orglaugh

detoxed 08-10-2003 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

I really can't imagine you standing by and not getting worked up over it.

:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh

Joe Average 08-10-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
I pissed on a wall of a bowling alley once in Washington :glugglug
I pissed all over Rome, Italy.

But so was everyone else so I figured I might as well join in.

Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Amp, what if you had a bunch of guys pissing all over your boat deck and walls? Or you have a party at your house and some drunk guy lifts his leg like a dog and starts pissing all over one of your sofas?

What would you do, honestly?

I really can't imagine you standing by and not getting worked up over it.

:1orglaugh

I don't have a boat and I don't have parties at my house. There is a reason for that. The reason is because when people get drunk, they turn into animals and do stupid shit. I know. I'm one of them. So your question is moot. It does not apply.

If you own a hotel, you SHOULD expect that stupid shit will happen. Especially with a convention in town. ANY convention. I'm willing to bet the Kirby Vacuum Cleaner conventions are wilder than the porn conventions. And if you are that hotel owner and actually have deluded yourself into thinking that nothing stupid like someone pissing on the wall will never happen.... you are in the wrong line of work.

Simple as that.

Spunky 08-10-2003 09:42 PM

Hopefully people would act like responsible adults who can hold their booze and use toilets.Surely a few people doesn't make everybody animals.

Amputate Your Head 08-10-2003 09:43 PM

Let's assume that I DID have a party here.... and someone DID piss on the sofa.

No... I don;t think I would get too worked over it. Oh, he'd be buying a new sofa, without question..... but why get worked over something that's a done deal? You act like a fool, you face the consequences of it. It's really an easy system. Fuck up a sofa, buy a new one.

detoxed 08-10-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Let's assume that I DID have a party here.... and someone DID piss on the sofa.

No... I don;t think I would get too worked over it. Oh, he'd be buying a new sofa, without question..... but why get worked over something that's a done deal? You act like a fool, you face the consequences of it. It's really an easy system. Fuck up a sofa, buy a new one.

You think the type of person to piss all over a sofa is the type of person thats gonna buy you a new one? :1orglaugh


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