Adopt A Newbie Program
 

Yo

I can adopt 2 newbies at the moment and help you with any questions you might have.

If you meet any of the Requirements below you may apply

Make below 5 dollars per day on your sites

Your just plain stupid

You have no clue about anything

Your still flying a swoit banner in your sig


Please post why you should be adopted below

I qualify for all of the above. Can you help me out?

i qualify for all the above except the swoit banner. may i be your adoptive son now? :1orglaugh

Hmmmm i heard you get laid alot . I dont think you need any help yo.

You gotta put a good reason such as:

I have no money for food and have been eating cheetos for the last 2 weeks

Me 2...!!!

I am a super tech nerd and I can get great CTRs and pretty good conversions, but I can't seem to build any decent traffic...

HELP ME OBE WAN KE JUICY! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!

gornyhuy at pornsneak.com

Ummmmm....
If I don't quit my day job I'm going to walk from cubical to cubical with a high powered rifle slewing round after round of hot lead.


Hows that?

i voted for you in that 'who do you think is smartest on GFY' poll! now that is a reason :thumbsup

I'm making 5 figures, I want to make 6. What 'bout this?

my reason:

I'm cute ;)

I never had a swoit banner and I'm not stupid though so maybe I don't meet the requirements lol

I want to learn how to manicure my eyebrows like a true guido

Pics?

http://laetitiacasta.isnude.com/pict...1043528682.jpg
available at: http://laetitiacasta.isnude.com/




only in my dreams of course lol

Ok, of the listed requirements...I can honestly say that I qualify for 2 of them.

I make less than $5 a day (cause I haven't done anything yet...very methodical).

And I can probably say that I have no clue about anything (I've been researching my ass off...I think I have a handle on how to go about things and succeed). But, I'm sure that when I actually dive in and get down to business...I will find out that I don't know jack squat!

But, the main qualification -- in my eyes -- is that I'm a fellow guido. What the fuck else do you need?

How about me JuicyBoy?

how bout.... I slaved making the GFY Ticker for ages and hundreds of people on this board use it and I never got shit for it...

Thats how much I suck!

i have no food or money, i either commit crimes to get that prison dinner or eat out of the mcdonalds dumpster. f'n mcdonalds!
help me, two months, decent traffic, 0 dollars
HELP!

Im such a newbie, even swoit wouldn't have me.
Hows that?

I think I should put myself up for adoption..

:helpme

well, I'm sure you can never have too many people asking for help. so I'll put mu hand up too.

I've been running my site for a month and do research every night, hang out on a few boards trying to learn things, but haven't managed to make a cent yet.

I am experimenting as my finances will allow, but my partner and I are struggling at the mo, so it's pretty tight. I've managed to buy some traffic off Choker once, and that produced a lot of traffic for 5 hours, and now things have quitened down again. my numbers are up from when I started, but most is thanks to some great trading partners. I'm still lucky if I get 200 uniques a day.

so basically, if you know about advertising and how to increase my incoming traffic for very little money, I'll be your friend too. :D

Hey idle,
I just traded with ya! Send some traffic back my way....
:glugglug

First adoption is

Gornyhuy


I got room for one more

Weeeeeeeeee!

Can you spoon feed me Juicy? Pleeeeease?

I think my diaper is dirty.

wow I fit all of those & Im STILL flying the swoit banner =)

Ill have your baby... :helpme

Adopt me !

1) i make swoit money a day ( adverage 1.22$ a day ) .. sometimes i get a sale from submiting gallerys that dont convert.

2) Im still new

3) I post to much :-/

4) im fat , white , and broke.

I retract my bid...idle gets my vote...running for a month...200 uniques a day and still hasn't made any money at all...? Not sure what you're doing sweetie but I get about 100 uniques a day and I am making about $200/mo so far lol

Ok I am mentoring gornyhuy now.

I will decide on the next adoption shortly

thanks dude :thumbsup

I've forced some hits your way over the next few hours, so hopefully, so people visit my site :)

I think the highest I've actually got without my traffic boost is 194.

I dunno. I have rearranged the page in the last week because I used to have a banner ad between each day's posts.

Now I put most of my banners down the side which a couple of friends have said looks better and less imposing.

The other thing I've done is add "Recommended" links down the left side of my page which takes surfers right to sponsors tours. this has increased the number of hits that are actually counted by the sponsors, but not enough to generate any sales yet.

Hopefully tonight I will go and add my page to a bunch of webmaster resources as allowing submits - up till a week ago I foolishly thought I get get enough material for life from hosted sponsor galleries...

so yeh..

still learning. still loving it :)

I even started a PHP tutorial and wrote myself a content randomising script which is what displays the "other" categories down the bottom of my page.

Juicylinks is the fucking man.

Spent a long time answering my questions, looking at my shitty sites and galleries, giving me advice, the experienced scoop and massive homework assignments to get my shit together.

I'll bump this thread in a couple months and give you the before and after story when I'm big pimping guido style.

:glugglug

Thanks juicy!

idle... if you are hard up for cash and just starting out, the last thing I'd do would be to start a TGP.

ok, you can't make a statement like that without backing it up :)

I was going to start a paysite, but then was told by everyone to jump in and start a TGP to gain experience and money and to make mistakes that weren't going to be costly.

please - enlighten me.

Dunno about that. If you're just starting, you can learn alot running a TGP.

The school of hard knocks :thumbsup

Beats the fuck out of jumping in with a paysite and losing your shirt.

It must be because you are so frickin CUTE!

idle why don't you do some avs sites? You should be able to get some sales coming in that way. tgp's don't convert too great but if you own some of those sites that you are sending surfers to in your tgp maybe it will help...plus you can make money from sponsors by promoting them in avs sites. I'm by no means an expert but feel free to ask me questions and I can guide you to some tutorials where you can learn more :)

icq (219783) or yahoo (kisskatlyn)

LOL no...this is just sponsor sales :)

thanks.

I had never considered an AVS site, probably because as a surfer, I was never really into them.

I have been thinking about building some galleries and trying to market those. But I'm starting to worry about having tied myself in too tight by restricting myself to large natural boobs on my TGP.

But I will look into the AVS thing..

me me me! u gotta take an azn guido. its the rules.. or else its discrimination!