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B Sandwich 07-13-2003 11:28 PM

does jelqing work to make your dick bigger?
 
anyone tried jelqing to make their dick bigger? I used to do it, noticed a little growth, but have since stopped and now when I measure I am sometimes up to an inch smaller... but you can never really tell... any experiences?

BigFrog 07-13-2003 11:29 PM

:eek7

johnny5 07-13-2003 11:32 PM

LOL.... dude your thinking out loud again....

B Sandwich 07-13-2003 11:33 PM

come on, I'm sure everyone here has tried it

skazzel 07-14-2003 12:26 AM

Unless you have micropenis, your size doesn't matter. I can give any girl the orgasm of her life with my pointer and middle finger and they are less than 3 inches long. Instead of yanking on your cock, look into things such as tantric fucking, massaging her "deep spot" and even hypnosis. All will increase your pleasure-giving capabilities 10x more than having a bigger dick.

If you don't believe that size doesn't matter, just look at it from an evolutionary stand point. If all women preferred guys with 9 inch cocks, than guys with big ones would have been hogging up all of the ass thousands of years ago. They would have passed their huge-cock genes on to all of our ancestors and we would all have 9-inch penises.

Instead we have, on average, 5 1/2 inch penises. What does this tell us? That guys with 5 1/2 inch cocks are the ones that got all of the ass thousands of years ago. The 2-3 inch guys were out of luck, because they were too small to bring the woman to orgasm (when a woman comes during intercourse it increases the likelyhood of fertilization). The guys much bigger than average were also out of luck because they had trouble fitting it in and even if they could get it in, the woman was in pain and couldn't orgasm.

So if you just have an "average" sized cock, bask in your genetic superiority and worry about other things :thumbsup

hottoddy 07-14-2003 12:28 AM

I suppose if you tug on anything hard enough, long enough, it will eventually elongate a bit.

I saw such an "instructional" site a while back. You gotta tug hard on your dick like 1,000 times a day for 6 months to see a difference (so they claim). Yeah right !

Pointless 07-14-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny5
LOL.... dude your thinking out loud again....
lol

Kimmykim 07-14-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
If you don't believe that size doesn't matter, just look at it from an evolutionary stand point. If all women preferred guys with 9 inch cocks, than guys with big ones would have been hogging up all of the ass thousands of years ago. They would have passed their huge-cock genes on to all of our ancestors and we would all have 9-inch penises.

Size matters. :)

bhutocracy 07-14-2003 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
The guys much bigger than average were also out of luck because they had trouble fitting it in and even if they could get it in, the woman was in pain and couldn't orgasm.

maybe you should read some evolutionary theory.. the woman's ability to orgasm doesn't mean shit, you can knock them out with a donkey punch and still inseminate them. gene replication is the only important thing, as long as the guy's size didn't stop HIM from orgasm then theres no problem.

skazzel 07-14-2003 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


maybe you should read some evolutionary theory.. the woman's ability to orgasm doesn't mean shit, you can knock them out with a donkey punch and still inseminate them. gene replication is the only important thing, as long as the guy's size didn't stop HIM from orgasm then theres no problem.

LOL - you should have read my post! The muscle contractions triggered by an orgasm greatly increase the chances of a successful fertilization. Thus guys that make women come have a better chance of passing on their genes. If I read any more on evolutionary theory, you will have to start calling me Darwin.

Xplicit 07-14-2003 01:14 AM

Quote:

maybe you should read some evolutionary theory.. the woman's ability to orgasm doesn't mean shit, you can knock them out with a donkey punch and still inseminate them. gene replication is the only important thing, as long as the guy's size didn't stop HIM from orgasm then theres no problem
Exactly. 'Size Doesn't Matter' is something guys with small dicks made up.

Unfortunately, only a girl whos never had a big one agrees. :1orglaugh

I'm 7", not HUGE, not small... but it gets great reviews :winkwink:

skazzel 07-14-2003 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Size matters. :)

Actually, you are right, it does. Just not in the way most guys think. There are also women who have larger than average vagina's who need bigger guys. But "average" guys work out better for "average" girls :)

Rictor 07-14-2003 01:20 AM

The penis pill companies love guys like this.

Darren 07-14-2003 01:21 AM

yes it does work.

www.mens-network.com/forum/

www.peforum.net

loadsa people getting results...

and of course the #1 site www.penis-health.com

skazzel 07-14-2003 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xplicit


Exactly. 'Size Doesn't Matter' is something guys with small dicks made up.

Unfortunately, only a girl whos never had a big one agrees. :1orglaugh

I'm 7", not HUGE, not small... but it gets great reviews :winkwink:

LOL...here come the dick comparisons...7 and a half...do I hear a 7 and a half...8 do I hear an 8...12...do I hear a 24....24...anyone...you in the front! Too funny.

bhutocracy 07-14-2003 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel


LOL - you should have read my post! The muscle contractions triggered by an orgasm greatly increase the chances of a successful fertilization. Thus guys that make women come have a better chance of passing on their genes. If I read any more on evolutionary theory, you will have to start calling me Darwin.

I seriously don't believe you, either the egg is there or not - following her cycle, muscle contractions aren't going to affect an egg smaller than a grain of salt.. i had a quick search and found that the missionary position is better for conception, as opposed to the women on top, which produces greater orgasms in women.

Kimmykim 07-14-2003 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel


Actually, you are right, it does. Just not in the way most guys think. There are also women who have larger than average vagina's who need bigger guys. But "average" guys work out better for "average" girls :)

Yeah, because all the well hung guys are hanging out with the tight pussy?

katiepants 07-14-2003 01:36 AM

I don't think length matters so much. The average vagina is only 4 inches long anyway. Width certainly matters more to me. Skinny cocks...ack!

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren
yes it does work.

www.mens-network.com/forum/

www.peforum.net

loadsa people getting results...

and of course the #1 site www.penis-health.com

loadsa..


Is that the key word that makes that statement hold up in court?

"Your Honor loadsa means zero"

stocktrader23 07-14-2003 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


I seriously don't believe you, either the egg is there or not - following her cycle, muscle contractions aren't going to affect an egg smaller than a grain of salt.. i had a quick search and found that the missionary position is better for conception, as opposed to the women on top, which produces greater orgasms in women.

Believe it or not he is correct.

You're a dumbass, deal with it.

bhutocracy 07-14-2003 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by katiepants
I don't think length matters so much. The average vagina is only 4 inches long anyway.
it expands when aroused, like a cock. otherwise sex with 80% of guys would be extremely painful

smack 07-14-2003 01:41 AM

size isn't everything, but it's definately something. from what girls have told me, average length with some above average girth, hit it like a caveman and it's all good. :thumbsup

quiet 07-14-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Size matters. :)

:glugglug

bhutocracy 07-14-2003 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Believe it or not he is correct.

You're a dumbass, deal with it.

i don't believe anything without proof which would be the very definition of a "dumbass" and so far anything i've seen has been to the contrary.

bhutocracy 07-14-2003 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Believe it or not he is correct.

You're a dumbass, deal with it.

http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache...n&ie=UTF-8</a>


it's a myth dumbass.
if she doesn't need to orgasm to get pregnant, orgasming isn't going to do shit.. either the egg is there or it isn't. the sperm doesn't reach the egg instantaneously at the point of her "muscle spasms" often not for hours or even days - so i don't know what good they could do except fuck with the egg's attachment to the uterus wall which isn't a good thing for pregnancy.. I seriously don't care either way - it's just very illogical.. im curious now though.. post some scientific evidence.

bhutocracy 07-14-2003 01:47 AM

don't they teach about menstrual cycles in school anymore?

Kapitan Ivanov 07-14-2003 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
Unless you have micropenis, your size doesn't matter. I can give any girl the orgasm of her life with my pointer and middle finger and they are less than 3 inches long. Instead of yanking on your cock, look into things such as tantric fucking, massaging her "deep spot" and even hypnosis. All will increase your pleasure-giving capabilities 10x more than having a bigger dick.

If you don't believe that size doesn't matter, just look at it from an evolutionary stand point. If all women preferred guys with 9 inch cocks, than guys with big ones would have been hogging up all of the ass thousands of years ago. They would have passed their huge-cock genes on to all of our ancestors and we would all have 9-inch penises.

Instead we have, on average, 5 1/2 inch penises. What does this tell us? That guys with 5 1/2 inch cocks are the ones that got all of the ass thousands of years ago. The 2-3 inch guys were out of luck, because they were too small to bring the woman to orgasm (when a woman comes during intercourse it increases the likelyhood of fertilization). The guys much bigger than average were also out of luck because they had trouble fitting it in and even if they could get it in, the woman was in pain and couldn't orgasm.

So if you just have an "average" sized cock, bask in your genetic superiority and worry about other things :thumbsup

That's just something people with small dicks say.

Kapitan Ivanov 07-14-2003 03:49 AM

Because of asians, the average human cock size is one and a half inches smaller than the average for caucasians.

B Sandwich 07-14-2003 11:08 AM

bumped for the afternoon crew

mistersoft 07-14-2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich
anyone tried jelqing to make their dick bigger? I used to do it, noticed a little growth, but have since stopped and now when I measure I am sometimes up to an inch smaller... but you can never really tell... any experiences?
I saw this video of a man with a HUGE organ who was jelqing - demonstrating the technique. So sure it works.

hottoddy 07-14-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Because of asians, the average human cock size is one and a half inches smaller than the average for caucasians.
True, and yet they have NO trouble breeding like rabbits.

Genetically speaking, a truly short penised race would have necessarily died out years ago. For reproductive purposes, a penis need only be long enough to deliver its seed without spilling.

Rui 07-14-2003 12:05 PM

:helpme

Martin 07-14-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by skazzel
Unless you have micropenis, your size doesn't matter. I can give any girl the orgasm of her life with my pointer and middle finger and they are less than 3 inches long. Instead of yanking on your cock, look into things such as tantric fucking, massaging her "deep spot" and even hypnosis. All will increase your pleasure-giving capabilities 10x more than having a bigger dick.

If you don't believe that size doesn't matter, just look at it from an evolutionary stand point. If all women preferred guys with 9 inch cocks, than guys with big ones would have been hogging up all of the ass thousands of years ago. They would have passed their huge-cock genes on to all of our ancestors and we would all have 9-inch penises.

Instead we have, on average, 5 1/2 inch penises. What does this tell us? That guys with 5 1/2 inch cocks are the ones that got all of the ass thousands of years ago. The 2-3 inch guys were out of luck, because they were too small to bring the woman to orgasm (when a woman comes during intercourse it increases the likelyhood of fertilization). The guys much bigger than average were also out of luck because they had trouble fitting it in and even if they could get it in, the woman was in pain and couldn't orgasm.

So if you just have an "average" sized cock, bask in your genetic superiority and worry about other things :thumbsup

Holy shit your right!!:1orglaugh

AaronM 07-14-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Size matters. :)

The discussion is about cocks Kimmy...Not wallets. :1orglaugh

Rui 07-14-2003 12:18 PM

5 1/2...in normal "state" :Graucho ?

Matt M 07-14-2003 12:20 PM

:uhoh

Kimmykim 07-14-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


The discussion is about cocks Kimmy...Not wallets. :1orglaugh

Hahaha, aren't they similar? ;)

AaronM 07-14-2003 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Hahaha, aren't they similar? ;)

Not all the time. In some cases I have seen that the bigger the wallet, the bigger the cock the guy is...Not the bigger the cock the guy has.

:2 cents:

TheGoldenChild 07-14-2003 12:37 PM

I am happy to report that after years of promoting jelqing-

My big penis is a direct result of heredity-

I LOVE YOU DAD!

Kimmykim 07-14-2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Not all the time. In some cases I have seen that the bigger the wallet, the bigger the cock the guy is...Not the bigger the cock the guy has.

:2 cents:

I'm going to start calling you for advice ;)


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