Terrible Celebrity Encounters.....

The two people who have vaguely heard of Paul Holmgren are now shaking their heads and rolling their eyes.

Cool story, bro.

no idea who he is

You are obviously not a Hockey fan. He is the current president of the Philadelphia Flyers

met Lemmy Kilmister at the circle bar at the Venetian, said "hey, you are Lenny!", he looked at me like he was going to kill me and said "my name is Lemmy".

walked away in shame without saying anything further

You're partially correct.

I'm not a Flyers fan.

When I first met him at the Rainbow Room in LA, he was rather gruff. A few minutes later I went for a whizz and heard someone grunting like they were passing a gall stone. It was Lemmy. He didn't wash his hands. The next time I saw him, I gave him a copy of "Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!", which had just came out. After that he was sweet as pie and always remembered my name.

lucky you,lol!

speaking of that - once took a pee next to Lexington Steele and he made similar noises

and it looked more like an elephant sucking water from the urinal

At my very first Montreal Comicon I wanted to meet the stars of the 70's Buck Rogers, Gil Gerard (Buck Rogers) and Erin Gray (Wilma Deering). I was kind of shy for some reason. When I met Erin Gray she was very charming and gracious and nice. When I met Gil Gerard he was a real prick. "I'm on my break, can't you tell?". Total dickhead. I've met lots of Celebs at Montreal Comicon and they were all great except for that douchbag.

At a gym in a suburb of Seattle, i used to work out everyday with a guy who had a friend that looked like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He looked identical. I gave him shit everyday about it. Anyway, one day I was really harassing him and doing Carltons dance and everyone was laughing etc and he was finally starting to laugh at himself.

2 days later, i'm in Vegas at the Bellagio at Light or whatever that club was called and went to take a piss. Coming out of the bathroom, i bump right into that guy. So random. Small world. So i look at him "hey man, what the fuck are you doing here" and He just stares at me with a blank face. I asked him if he was ok, and he's just looking at me.. maybe a little nervous at this point and looked kinda off.

So i started doing the dance Carlton does and he just snorted and scoffed and walked past me and i said something like "look dude, why are you tryin to act like you don't know me - you're kind of a dick right now" or whatever in my drunken stupor.

Anyway, I go back to sit with my friend who was local and he points across the room, "hey look, there's Carlton" and i look at him and say "yeah, that guy goes to my gym in Seattle.".. he looks at me like i'm mildly retarded and said, "i don't think he lives in Seattle". I was getting little frustrated with the subject at this point and shot back "dude, i talk to him almost everyday, i know where he lives and I give him shit every day for looking like Carlton". My friend says "uhm... no, that guy over there is Carlton, .. you know, Alfonso Ribiero... and I have no fucking clue what you are talking about and you sound like an insane person". Then i realized,... oops, that was actually Carlton.

Lol

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What I wrote about was not a terrible encounter, and it's potentially libelous, so I'm retracting it... sorry.