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Amputate Your Head 07-13-2014 01:58 PM

Evolutionist Fail - The Duck-Billed Platypus
 
The duck-billed platypus has been a mortal enemy of evolution since it was first discovered in 1797.

The bill of the platypus is like a duck?s bill. On each foot there are not only five toes, but webbing which makes it a cross between a duck and an animal which has to scratch and dig. Unlike most mammals, the limbs of the platypus are short and parallel to the ground. The external ear is only a hole without the ear lobe which mammals usually have. The eyes are small. The platypus is nocturnal. It catches its food under water and stores the worms, snails, grubs, etc, in cheek pouches like those of a squirrel.

Evolutionists are astounded at the myriad of varying structures found on the duck-billed platypus. Its beak would imply a close relationship to ducks; its tail might place it with beavers; its hair is similar to that of a bear; its webbed feet imply that it would be an otter; and its claws are the likeness of a reptile?s.

The physiological diversity of the platypus is just as intriguing. Spurs located on the hind legs of the platypus produce venom. This poison is nearly as deadly as most venomous snakes! This would make it the world?s only venomous animal with fur.

The platypus goes on to feed the young with milk like a normal mammal. However, the platypus, unlike any other mammal, does not have feeding nipples but milks seeps out of pores in its skin. Nipples are the means by which mammals feed. The platypus defies this rule with pores as a means of feeding its offspring. These functions of the platypus are paradoxical if you look at them from an evolutionary taxonomic point of view.

Evolutionists cannot explain the anatomy of the platypus; they cannot explain its physiology; and they cannot explain it by evolutionary processes. It is evident that the platypus holds evolutionary scientists in perplexity because of its diverse nature.

Photo of this thing: http://www.paranormalpeopleonline.co...1453-large.jpg

Maqua 07-13-2014 02:14 PM

Plus they lay eggs, you may have already covered that and I missed it :) they are a cool mammal species :thumbsup

ottopottomouse 07-13-2014 02:25 PM

Convergent evolution. Different paths to an aesthetically/functionally similar solution to a problem.

edgeprod 07-13-2014 02:37 PM

"A wise old man in the fucking clouds made this stupid animal" is much more reasonable.

pornmasta 07-13-2014 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20157046)
"A wise old man in the fucking clouds made this stupid animal" is much more reasonable.

lol

this one this one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombard...se_mechani sm

arock10 07-13-2014 03:37 PM

Yea cause creationism clearly has far less holes in it

marcop 07-13-2014 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20157000)
Evolutionists cannot explain the anatomy of the platypus; they cannot explain its physiology; and they cannot explain it by evolutionary processes. It is evident that the platypus holds evolutionary scientists in perplexity because of its diverse nature.

Just because scientists can't "explain" the platypus now doesn't mean the platypus's evolution won't be explained sometime in the future. Galileo discovered Jupiter's planets in the 1600's but he's not considered a failure because he didn't figure out the expansion of the universe while looking through his telescope.

I take it you know the universe is expanding?

rogueteens 07-13-2014 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 20157108)
Just because scientists can't "explain" the platypus now doesn't mean the platypus's evolution won't be explained sometime in the future. Galileo discovered Jupiter's planets in the 1600's but he's not considered a failure because he didn't figure out the expansion of the universe while looking through his telescope.

I take it you know the universe is expanding?

moons ....

MaDalton 07-13-2014 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20157046)
"A wise old man in the fucking clouds made this stupid animal" is much more reasonable.

lol - yeah

edit: I don't think it's stupid, i actually really like them. i wrote a homework about them when i was 10 years old and not much was known about them back then. one of my favorite animals ;)

Mutt 07-13-2014 04:05 PM

The ol' God of the Gaps once again rears its simple minded head.

The difference between science and religion is that science doesn't pretend to know the answer to the ultimate question.

Science has proven many things and admits to knowing nothing, religion has proven nothing and admits to knowing everything.

marcop 07-13-2014 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20157118)
moons ....

Duh... yes, moons. I've been drinking... World Cup Final, etc.

Sly 07-13-2014 04:11 PM

Are creationists suggesting that God created this animal with parts that have absolutely no function? Speaking of which, I have an appendix.

Sounds like God was pretty… well… stupid. Maybe not something to brag about?

mineistaken 07-13-2014 04:48 PM

So, OP, you really believe that Earth was created by the God few thousand years ago?
I mean honestly I can not believe anybody believes that, even though they claim that I always assume deep down they know it is not true.

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2014 04:48 PM

Fascinating responses.

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2014 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20157145)
So, OP, you really believe that Earth was created by the God few thousand years ago?
I mean honestly I can not believe anybody believes that, even though they claim that I always assume deep down they know it is not true.

I never said a single word about religion or "creation".

eipstudios 07-13-2014 04:52 PM

Proof that dinosaurs and man lived together

Since we understand from the Bible that everything was created within a literal six day period and that the Earth is 6,000 years old, as James Bishop Usher proved, you may want to know where the dinosaurs fit in the Bible. Quite simply, the dinosaurs lived at the same time as man did, and we know for sure that Adam was the first person to ever witness these magnificent beasts. As Christians, we understand that we live in a world bombarded by the secular media that wants us to reject God and to only believe in evolution. As Christians, We have been attacked by the evolution preaching film ?Jurassic Park? and atheist Richard Dawkins. If we want to fight the evolutionists, we need to understand how dinosaurs and man lived together by looking into the bible for the evidence.


Amputate Your Head 07-13-2014 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 20157149)
Proof that dinosaurs and man lived together

Since we understand from the Bible that everything was created within a literal six day period and that the Earth is 6,000 years old, as James Bishop Usher proved, you may want to know where the dinosaurs fit in the Bible. Quite simply, the dinosaurs lived at the same time as man did, and we know for sure that Adam was the first person to ever witness these magnificent beasts. As Christians, we understand that we live in a world bombarded by the secular media that wants us to reject God and to only believe in evolution. As Christians, We have been attacked by the evolution preaching film ?Jurassic Park? and atheist Richard Dawkins. If we want to fight the evolutionists, we need to understand how dinosaurs and man lived together by looking into the bible for the evidence.

http://community.us.playstation.com/...v=mpbl-1&px=-1

mineistaken 07-13-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20157147)
I never said a single word about religion or "creation".

So how did everything go down if you deny both creationism and evolution?

Best-In-BC 07-13-2014 05:10 PM

ROFL, Its official, your a dumbass.

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2014 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20157122)
The ol' God of the Gaps once again rears its simple minded head.

The difference between science and religion is that science doesn't pretend to know the answer to the ultimate question.

Science has proven many things and admits to knowing nothing, religion has proven nothing and admits to knowing everything.

Evolution is entirely interpretation and assumption.
It is Philosophy. It is not Science.

The search for the truth can only begin after one recognizes and eliminates the lies.
Religion and evolution are lies.

2MuchMark 07-13-2014 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20157192)
Evolution is entirely interpretation and assumption.
It is Philosophy. It is not Science.

The search for the truth can only begin after one recognizes and eliminates the lies.
Religion and evolution are lies.

Faith is blinding.

arock10 07-13-2014 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20157146)
Fascinating responses.

Troll successful?

eipstudios 07-13-2014 06:09 PM

http://thebreedazzledlifestyle.files...6e8f909525.jpg

http://cdn.lastresistance.com/wp-con...lin-russia.jpg

http://creationtoday.org/

420 07-13-2014 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 20157108)

I take it you know the universe is expanding?

Jesus's dad just told me the word universe is code for heaven. It expands each time a new soul enters. He also said that unrelated creatures could evolve the same features at different times and this shit rhymes.

MaDalton 07-13-2014 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20157204)
Troll successful?

i really hope so...

Amputate Your Head 07-13-2014 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20157096)
Yea cause creationism clearly has far less holes in it

Does it? Evolution is chock full o' holes.

crockett 07-13-2014 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20157269)
Does it? Evolution is chock full o' holes.

Great, so we can now add denial of evolution to your list of beliefs. Something else that is chock full o' holes... Your brain.

eipstudios 07-13-2014 07:23 PM







The Evolution Deniers. Science denial.

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/philosop/denial.htm

bronco67 07-13-2014 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 20157000)
The duck-billed platypus has been a mortal enemy of evolution since it was first discovered in 1797.

The bill of the platypus is like a duck’s bill. On each foot there are not only five toes, but webbing which makes it a cross between a duck and an animal which has to scratch and dig. Unlike most mammals, the limbs of the platypus are short and parallel to the ground. The external ear is only a hole without the ear lobe which mammals usually have. The eyes are small. The platypus is nocturnal. It catches its food under water and stores the worms, snails, grubs, etc, in cheek pouches like those of a squirrel.

Evolutionists are astounded at the myriad of varying structures found on the duck-billed platypus. Its beak would imply a close relationship to ducks; its tail might place it with beavers; its hair is similar to that of a bear; its webbed feet imply that it would be an otter; and its claws are the likeness of a reptile’s.

The physiological diversity of the platypus is just as intriguing. Spurs located on the hind legs of the platypus produce venom. This poison is nearly as deadly as most venomous snakes! This would make it the world’s only venomous animal with fur.

The platypus goes on to feed the young with milk like a normal mammal. However, the platypus, unlike any other mammal, does not have feeding nipples but milks seeps out of pores in its skin. Nipples are the means by which mammals feed. The platypus defies this rule with pores as a means of feeding its offspring. These functions of the platypus are paradoxical if you look at them from an evolutionary taxonomic point of view.

Evolutionists cannot explain the anatomy of the platypus; they cannot explain its physiology; and they cannot explain it by evolutionary processes. It is evident that the platypus holds evolutionary scientists in perplexity because of its diverse nature.

Photo of this thing: http://www.paranormalpeopleonline.co...1453-large.jpg

Why do just rip other people's thoughts from a forum and post it like it's your own? It's not like some genius posted it in the first place.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...age2591825/pg1

And this idiot you ripped it from, had already ripped it from other idiots that posted it years ago on various religious sites. Who knows who the original idiot is?

MiamiBoyz 07-13-2014 08:21 PM

It actually is PROOF of the mechanisms of evolution.

Australia being isolated from other land masses has animals that evolved independently from other populations which is why it has so many animals that are unique to the continent and found nowhere else.

Clearly all of the various features that the platypus aided in its survival and it's just a matter of piecing them together. It really is a marvel of evolutionary adaptation.

edgeprod 07-13-2014 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20157311)
It actually is PROOF of the mechanisms of evolution.

Australia being isolated from other land masses has animals that evolved independently from other populations which is why it has so many animals that are unique to the continent and found nowhere else.

Clearly all of the various features that the platypus aided in its survival and it's just a matter of piecing them together. It really is a marvel of evolutionary adaptation.

No. Noah dropped them off there to troll later generations.

Jim_Gunn 07-13-2014 08:57 PM

Is this guy for real, lol? There are all kinds of animals with unusual properties and attributes. The platypus isn't really that weird compared to many. It's not even the only living species of monotreme.

Anyway, AMP, if your exhaustive study has discredited the theory of evolution and the literally millions of pieces of fossil, DNA and other evidence available for inspection in museums, books and online you should publish and collect your Nobel prize. There is worldwide fame, a place in the history books and millions of dollars with your name on it just waiting to be collected. What are you wasting your life posting on GFY for?

Morgan 07-13-2014 09:02 PM

and christians will still disagree that it exists...

Spunky 07-13-2014 09:26 PM

I dig the Platypus,cool animal

PiracyPitbull 07-13-2014 09:32 PM

Good troll effort

DAMNMAN 07-13-2014 11:53 PM

I got one for all you stupid creationists.........
If god created the earth 4000, 10,000 or even 100,000 years ago. How is it possible to see the light from stars that are millions of light years away? I mean according to the stupid fucker almanac "The Bible" the heavens were created within a week of god creating Adam.

:error:error:error:error:error:error:error:error:e rror

John-ACWM 07-14-2014 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20157052)

Another interesting creature, nice read :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 07-14-2014 01:59 AM

i cant afford a Duck-Billed Platypus... :(

DamianJ 07-14-2014 02:45 AM

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seeandsee 07-14-2014 03:15 AM

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