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  • baggg
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2012
    • 1432
    #1

    can't go in to walmart anymore

    I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.


    thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?
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    • armysmoke
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      • Oct 2013
      • 2574
      #2
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        • pornmasta
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          • Jun 2006
          • 19849
          #3
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                    • Bourke
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                      • Jul 2013
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                      #6
                      what? You're embarassed about toilet paper? why?
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                        • kane
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 20684
                          #7
                          This reminds me of when I was in high school. A friend of mine had to buy a cup for sports. We got to the sporting good store, he picks out the one he wants as has we walk up to the counter the only checkout person is a very hot girl. He doesn't want to buy a cup from a hot girl. I tell him she doesn't care what he is buying so he sucks it up and gets in line.

                          At the register he realizes he left his wallet in his car. We leave, get his wallet and he says, "I'll just come back and get it later." I ask why and he replies, "Because now she thinks not only do I have weak nuts, I'm a dumbshit!"

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                                      • Jul 2011
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                                      #10
                                      Good luck buying condoms :D

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                                        • Simon
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                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 189
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by baggg
                                          I never buy toilet paper during the day.... I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed....
                                          If there's a new cashier at the grocery store when I do my big monthly food shopping, then during checkout I like to ask if they think I'm buying the correct amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries I'm buying. I've seen some get offended, some laugh, some seem confused, but my favorite are the rare few who actually take a minute to look at the other items on the conveyor belt and then offer their opinion.





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                                            • dyna mo
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                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68201
                                              #12
                                              buy your tp at amazon.

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                                                • MaDalton
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 39864
                                                  #13
                                                  oh the embarrassment when i once returned a rented porn video and had to find out that a girl from my school started working there...

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                                                    • Mediamix
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                                                      • Sep 2013
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                                                      #14
                                                      I had to buy my mothers tampons when I was young.

                                                      Those embarrassing moments just really fucked up my life...
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                                                        • candyflip
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                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 43074
                                                          #15
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                                                            • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 14809
                                                              #16
                                                              Your classmate should be embarrassed for working the cash register at Walmart.

                                                              Anyway, just order online.

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                                                                • RyuLion
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 32385
                                                                  #17
                                                                  If you get embarrassed with just that = you don't go out much.

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                                                                    • sperbonzo
                                                                      I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 9750
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by baggg
                                                                      I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.


                                                                      thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?
                                                                      that is a bizarre reaction on your part. If anything, finding out that an old classmate is working as a cashier at Walmart should make you feel GREAT about your life!





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                                                                        • 2MuchMark
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 51119
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by baggg
                                                                          I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.


                                                                          thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133978
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Ballers use 100 dollar bills as toilet paper

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                                                                                • The Heron
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                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 4496
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                      #22

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                                                                                        • Rochard
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                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 75764
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I can't remember the last time I've been to WalMart. That place is just scary.
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                                                                                            • RyuLion
                                                                                              ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 32385
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                              that is a bizarre reaction on your part. If anything, finding out that an old classmate is working as a cashier at Walmart should make you feel GREAT about your life!





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                                                                                                • woj
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 47880
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  "toilet paper" is code word for "tampons for my girlfriend"... that's why OP always buys it at 2am...
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                                                                                                    • L-Pink
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                      • 39151
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by fengwu83
                                                                                                      Good luck buying condoms :D
                                                                                                      I proudly smile when I buy 4 24 packs of Magnums.

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                                                                                                        • Tom_PM
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                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 16443
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • newB
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                              • 2870
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              My first sexual experience (with another person), I was ruined when the condoms I had hopefully bought years earlier had dry-rotted. But I got my first BJ - which was still awesome! Anyway, the next day I went to the drugstore and bought a super-size jumbo box of condoms. Now that I had gotten a taste I planned on doing a whole lot of fucking. The girl at the register was my age, and I was a little embarrassed, but didn't think much else of it. That is until the next day when the girl I had just started dating introduced us - they were very good friends.

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                                                                                                                • Antonio
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 14136
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Real men don't use toilet paper, they use sandpaper ... well, I actually use barbed wire.

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                                                                                                                    • J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                                      • 31587
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • newB
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                          • 2870
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by J. Falcon
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                                                                                                                            • paper_louis
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2013
                                                                                                                              • 487
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                                                                              If you get embarrassed with just that = you don't go out much.
                                                                                                                              LOL! My thoughts exactly
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                                                                                                                                • baggg
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2012
                                                                                                                                  • 1432
                                                                                                                                  #33



                                                                                                                                  this was too easy

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                                                                                                                                    • Tom-LifeSelector
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2013
                                                                                                                                      • 767
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Murphy's law
                                                                                                                                      You shouldn't have problem buying toilet paper in a shop at day or night, there are worse situations, trust me.


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                                                                                                                                        • newB
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 2870
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baggg



                                                                                                                                          this was too easy
                                                                                                                                          I don't think anyone was embarrassed for you by the original post. This, however, is quite sad. Enjoy your snow-day and don't forget to clear the computers cache before your parents get home.

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                                                                                                                                            • dyna mo
                                                                                                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                                                                                                              • 68201
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by baggg


                                                                                                                                              this was too easy

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                                                                                                                                                • DBS.US
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 11842
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  The best way to buy Toilet Paper
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                                                                                                                                                    • rickstercreative
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                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                                                                                      • 39
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Always buy embarrassing stuff with a birthday card (condoms, toilet paper, feminine hygiene)... Everyone will assume it's a prank gift.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Chosen
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 63151
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Just ask CurrentlySober to go with you next time

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                                                                                                                                                            • Sly
                                                                                                                                                              Let's do some business!
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 31380
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rickstercreative
                                                                                                                                                              Always buy embarrassing stuff with a birthday card (condoms, toilet paper, feminine hygiene)... Everyone will assume it's a prank gift.
                                                                                                                                                              Or? Just don't care.

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                                                                                                                                                                • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                                  • 29656
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Great fiction, by the way shouldn't your classmate be more embarrassed because he worked at wallmart?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • adultchatpay
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                                                                                                                      • 8775
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      You need to order online.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Buff
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                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2993
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                          I proudly smile when I buy 4 24 packs of Magnums.
                                                                                                                                                                          You only buy a week's worth at a time?

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                                                                                                                                                                              • 77390
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4204
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by fengwu83
                                                                                                                                                                                  Good luck buying condoms :D
                                                                                                                                                                                  I've never understood why this is embarrassing. Buying condoms would indicate that you're getting laid.

                                                                                                                                                                                  It's the times when you walk up to the convenience store counter with a stack of Club, Velvet, Swank, Hawk and Live Young Girls magazines and a giant tub of Vaseline that should be embarrassing.

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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Tom_PM
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          cool story bro.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by newB
                                                                                                                                                                                              My first sexual experience (with another person), I was ruined when the condoms I had hopefully bought years earlier had dry-rotted. .....The girl at the register was my age, and I was a little embarrassed, but didn't think much
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I proudly smile when I buy 4 24 packs of Magnums.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I do too but it's only to fake out the hot cashier, once I get outside I gotta toss them to a black dude cause their too big for me.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • lezinterracial
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Use your left hand and a water bottle. Eat and shake hands with your right.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Or spread your cheeks when dropping a chocolate dragon into its porcelain lair so you don't need any paper.
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