NETbilling Now Offering FREE Processing
 

Hi All,

Since 1998, NETbilling has grown into the largest payment gateway and call center provider in the adult space. We also provide cost effective processing to hundreds of mainstream and retail businesses. While we got you in here offering a promise of free processing, it is only an april fools joke. However, if you are not using NETbilling, you should check us out. We promise to provide an extremely flexible and robust processing and customer service solution at very affordable rates with a staff who is 100% dedicated to your success.

Please give us a call to speak to our sales department and learn how NETbilling can help your business grow.

We look forward to serving you.

p.s. It was a pleasure spending time with so many of you in Phoenix this past week.

Thanks, Mitch

I don't think lying to, and wasting the time of your potential customers is a good way to build a business partnership.

just when my invoices started getting crazy high I thought this was the answer I was looking for. Bummer /:
ds

April 1st was yesterday...

Sorry to offend... we have to have some fun once a year :-)

You're funny Duke. I hope all is well.

lol yea it is

Better get yourself a new calender
April 1st if for pranks, not for sleazy marketing

:2 cents:

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I beg to differ

not funny/.
nice spam

Oh dear.

A) it's not funny
B) April 1st was yesterday

Double fail

Free processing ? For new or current customers as well!

Idiot Marketing 101

Agreed. Pretty fucking retarded.

Not to mention that April 1st was yesterday.

He is offering free processing for all new and current customers.

Hope this clears up your confusion

It's not April 1st so Aprils Fools jokes don't apply, I'm emailing you about the free processing now.

False advertising?

how about at least LOWERING the rates

One day too late for april fools joke...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Unfortunately, You Fucking Fail Dude!

But the good news is that you are not the first one to fail miserably in marketing......

http://unbounce.com/photos/marketing-fail1.png

http://failpictureswebsite.com/uploa...eting-fail.jpg

http://brandsunderconstruction.com/b...ising-fail.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1lx63WQfc1..._2468757_n.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...urger-fail.jpg

http://www.justinverrette.com/wp-con...10/08/fail.jpg

The bad news is that I would not really want to do business with people who fail...

Your Boss must be proud! :thumbsup

A) Hilarious
B) It was posted April 1 (PST)

Hi Moffit - if they were any lower, I would be paying you :-)

Damn you yanks and your time zones.

:)

Technically, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at noon. :)

Quite proud actually - lot's of views and actually some new sales calls. Y'all should lighten up a bit.

I missed that memo

are you serious? GFY on April 1st. Get a sense of humor dude.

You had me Mitch, I was going to spam everyone over here, with CRANK up NetBilling!!!... Now I'm going to look under my desk for some loose change... :(

2012 was a leap year, you're off by a day...
WG

I thought we already are cranked up?

Mitch

Funny... I thought my attempt at humor would be quite obvious to anyone except the guy I was replying to.

Guess not.

What is it called when you fail at claiming someone failed?

:Oh crap

We have a lot more... :winkwink:

always top notch!

ok - hit me up and let's work it out!

Awesome- done deal!

ps- nothing bad to say about Mitch & Netbilling, I'm just trying to get to 500 posts

Thanks Moffit - I spent a little time with Spike in Phoenix btw. I hope you are doing great!

me too, who the fuck wrote that ?

It's always been that way.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/aprilfools/origins.asp

http://www.novareinna.com/festive/allfool.html

http://www.therecordherald.com/news/...pril-Fools-Day