Can anyone guess who this fat fuck is?
 

Hint: He was 2 hours late taking the stage.

Axel this week in Rio. Link to concert video and article below ...

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/1...7228413179.jpg

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amp...up-his-volume/

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ahhh what??

49 and looking every bit of it.

sounds bad as well :(

Just checking it is not me....

No.

Move on - Nothing to see here....

I can't even blame the drugs......but that fuck got more hot ass then ANYONE posting in this thread. Not the measurement of a man, but, damn that fat fuck hooked up!

I guess life has been good for him

it could be body double and he just took the day off to relax. I mean if it doesn't look like him and doesn't sound like him...

didn't know vince neil was singing for g and r now.

I saw him a few years ago in Oakland. Only concert I've ever been to where the main act didn't come on stage till 12 pm. Show was over past 2 am.

I think it's part of his act now to always be at least 2+ hours late. I could understand if he was relevant and popular today. But for an over the hill rocker to do it is just annoying.

he kind of looks like Paul Williams from Smokey and the Bandit.

Thanks for pointing that out. Brings up an interesting question: What IS the proper measurement of a man's life or value? Money? Lives touched? How much he got from others? how much he dominated others?

I know there's no right or wrong answers so I'm focused more on what the metric is.

The answer is simple, do you smile when you look into a mirror?

Poor bastard...

look inwards for this answer. you really asking some jokers on a message board?

My favorite concert memory involves Axel pulling shit like that.
Years ago Guns n Roses did a concert in Denver with Metallica. Metallica had sold out Mile High two nights and nearly sold out a third on their previous tour. Maybe Axel didn't know Denver was a Metallica town, maybe he didn't care. When he started pulling his shit, acting like he was going to leave, most of us turned our backs on him displaying thousands of Metallica patches. "Metallica, Metallica" the chant began. Axel sheepishly began to sing.

Meat Loaf wanna be.

I think that first pic is a bad angle. I watched the video, and while he is heavier than he was in the late 80's, early 90's (20+ years ago), he's still not fat, and isn't nearly as heavy as Vince Neil (though I did laugh at the comment above). Like others said, he's pushing 50, what do you expect?

Honestly, I think that fu manchu moustache is his biggest appearance related issue at moment.

I personally prefer the emaciated Rolling Stone look on old rockers.


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allow me

axl defintely hit his peak about 20 years ago

thats the time I prefer to remember him and the boys from

I so thought this was going to be a thread about me.

:(

I don't really get why so many people are calling him fat. I mean, the dude is definately chubby but when I think of a fat guy, the thought of a 300 + pound guy comes into my mind - and he doesn't look nearly that heavy. But more than anything, the singing wasn't nearly as good as it used to be. I kept waiting for this guy to make a big comeback (considering that he did so well in the late 1980's and early 1990s) - but I sure don't see that ever happening. I guess life has treated him very well though - and will probably continue to do so until his last breath.

his voice much more troubling than his weight

...sad for him, but still good voice :)

Thats ok I'm sure he will rebound in a few years. He sounds out of breathe on "Welcome to the Jungle" and lets face it - you have to be in really good shape to sing that song.

And to be fair, the sound mix on these videos is really bad. His voice is too "in front" / too loud, and is too dead (i.e., no effects, echo, corrections or blending). Whoever the engineer was who was in charge of recording really goofed.

Welcome to the buffet
We got chips 'n' cheese
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may eat
If you got the money honey
We got your steak and peas


Chorus:


In the buffet
Welcome to the buffet
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I wanna watch you eat you fat fuck

Answer your phone...Weird Al is calling.

Looks like Little Enos to me.

http://i27.lulzimg.com/c4027d26e4.jpg

Sic transit gloria mundi... :pimp

I see. So *I* am the sole metric of my happiness.

But aren't there many serial killers that are fully happy with themselves yet they kill and cause misery for others? I suppose the same applies for other people who engage in other socially destructive behaviors...

There goes my hero...

holy shit..

I was gonna say Ron Jeremy

He could buy and sell everyone posting in this thread on a bad day ....

And ......... What? What does money have to do with anything.

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Yea, but he would still be Axl Rose and a dick head.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was gonna go to bed, but now I'm gonna vape one more bowl.



:GFYBand

Diamond Dave (David Lee Roth) in the studio cutting a demo with Slash (how real professionals do it):



:stoned

ADG

Looks like he quit drugs, and layed in fully to the booze. And probably pills. Pills and booze make you all fat and gross like that. Sweating like a pig and all.

The guy USED to be shirt off, tight little pants wiggling all over the stage. As a female, if I went to see him and got THAT, I'd chargeback. :1orglaugh

http://images.wikia.com/music/images/0/0f/Axl_Rose.jpg