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  • Martin
    "Assassins"
    • Dec 2001
    • 17274
    #1

    Rasist jokes. Lets hear them.

    How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

    Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray.

    What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

    Neighbor.

    What do you call the moisture between two white trash people having sex?

    Relative humidity.

    Why doesn't Mexico ever win gold in the Olympics?

    Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S.

    What's the difference between a fridge and a homo?

    A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

    What you got?
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    • Martin
      "Assassins"
      • Dec 2001
      • 17274
      #2
      Btw i meant Racist jokes :P

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        • Martin
          "Assassins"
          • Dec 2001
          • 17274
          #3
          What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?

          An Afghani mechanic.

          How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?

          Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he's is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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            • bushwacker
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 2817
              #4
              What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
              The taste. cha-ching

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                • jalami
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 845
                  #5
                  Originally posted by bushwacker
                  What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
                  The taste. cha-ching
                  What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
                  They're both fucking close to water.
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                    • bushwacker
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 2817
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jalami
                      What do American beer and making love in a canoe have in common?
                      They're both fucking close to water.
                      My beer joke was better.

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                        • JFK
                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 67369
                          #7
                          Originally posted by bushwacker
                          My beer joke was better.
                          I'm sure you know it from experience

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                            • AnimeFevers
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                              • Apr 2009
                              • 3567
                              #8
                              Your last joke isn't a racist one lol...

                              What do you say when you see your tv floating at night??


                              Drop it nigga!

                              I'm not a racist guy btw, have black friends and they told me that joke.
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                                • GT-Omar
                                  DM at Performive.com
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 2968
                                  #9
                                  What does a Fat woman, and a brick have in common?

                                  Sooner or later they'll both get laid by a Mexican...


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                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323
                                      #10


                                      A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

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                                      How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

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                                        • L-Pink
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                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 39151
                                          #11
                                          Scientists have found the cause of sickle cell anemia ... licking food stamps.


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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 50945
                                              #12
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                                                • Martin
                                                  "Assassins"
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 17274
                                                  #13
                                                  Lol awesome.

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                                                    • Martin
                                                      "Assassins"
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 17274
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                      A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

                                                      *****

                                                      How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

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                                                      Lighten up.

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                                                        • loreen
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                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 12558
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by seeandsee
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                                                            • bronco67
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                              • 29026
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Martin
                                                              Btw i meant Racist jokes :P
                                                              Now you seem like an okay guy, because you can see spelling mistakes and correct them quickly.

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                                                                • Overload
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 3185
                                                                  #17
                                                                  racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...
                                                                  There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                                                    • pristine
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Dec 2010
                                                                      • 1176
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Overload
                                                                      racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...


                                                                      and your color?

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                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 39151
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Overload
                                                                          racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...
                                                                          I'm not racist, I jerk off to Black and Asian girls all the time.


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                                                                            • PornMD
                                                                              Mainstream Businessman
                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                              • 9291
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Martin
                                                                              Lighten up.
                                                                              Wha? He's the only one in this thread who has told racist jokes.
                                                                              Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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                                                                                • Si
                                                                                  Such Fun!
                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                  • 13900
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  are homosexuals a race now?

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                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Martin
                                                                                      Lighten up.
                                                                                      Originally posted by PornMD
                                                                                      Wha? He's the only one in this thread who has told racist jokes.


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                                                                                        • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                          • 28609
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by bushwacker
                                                                                          My beer joke was better.
                                                                                          cept it makes no sense since canadian beer is awesome.
                                                                                          hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                              • 28609
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Overload
                                                                                              racism = lack of self esteem ... and a reason for a ban ... when will you learn that skin color has NOTHING to do with a persons temper/ego etc ...
                                                                                              what does any of that have to do with a good joke.
                                                                                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                                                • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                                  ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                  • 28609
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Martin
                                                                                                  How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

                                                                                                  Two in the front, three in the back, and all the rest in the ashtray.

                                                                                                  funny you should mention that joke on the challenger space shuttle anniversary , because thats when i originally heard it, cept it was " how many astronauts can nasa fit in a vw"
                                                                                                  hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                      • 46917
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      A Cowboy, an Indian, and a Negro are at the typical fireside racial joke setting.

                                                                                                      The Indians says: "Once we were many strong warrior, but now we are weak and few."

                                                                                                      The Negro says: "Sheeeeeit nigga! Dat ain't nothin. Once we were few and now we are many STRONG BLACK BROTHAS!"

                                                                                                      Cowboy: "That's because we haven't played Cowboys and Negros yet."
                                                                                                      Last edited by AaronM; 01-29-2011, 07:46 PM.

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                                                                                                        • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                          • 28609
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Q) What happens to a jew with a hardon if he runs into a wall ?

                                                                                                          A) He breaks his nose.

                                                                                                          --------------

                                                                                                          Q) how do you know a jew lives next door ?

                                                                                                          A) wet toilet paper on the clothesline

                                                                                                          -------------

                                                                                                          Q) What is the difference between a jew and a canoe ?

                                                                                                          A) sometimes a canoe tips
                                                                                                          hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above.

                                                                                                              The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from."

                                                                                                              The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!"

                                                                                                              The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican.
                                                                                                              Last edited by AaronM; 01-29-2011, 07:48 PM.

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                                                                                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                  • 38323
                                                                                                                  #29


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                                                                                                                    • The Porn Nerd
                                                                                                                      Living The Dream
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                                                                                      • 19798
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Okay:

                                                                                                                      How do you know you're a racist motherfucking idiot?
                                                                                                                      You spell 'racist' 'rasist'.

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                                                                                                                        • Martin
                                                                                                                          "Assassins"
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                          • 17274
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Share some more. Me and the fam are laughing our asses off.

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                                                                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                              • 39151
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
                                                                                                                              A: Because the last one to have a dream was shot

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                                                                                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 39151
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Q: What is the best part of an Etheopian blowjob?
                                                                                                                                  A: You know she will swallow.


                                                                                                                                  Not racist but wrong;

                                                                                                                                  A little boy with no arms goes up to a icecream truck and asks the icecream man for an icecream. "What flavour would you like?" asked the man and the little boy replied "I dont care what fucking flavour it is I'm going to drop it anyway!"


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                                                                                                                                    • garce
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 7103
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Martin
                                                                                                                                      What's the difference between a fridge and a homo?

                                                                                                                                      A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.

                                                                                                                                      What you got?
                                                                                                                                      What's the difference between a microwave and a homo?

                                                                                                                                      A microwave won't brown your meat.

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                                                                                                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 20368
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          A couple for the casino indians...

                                                                                                                                          Q: Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek?
                                                                                                                                          A: In the future they still don't have jobs...

                                                                                                                                          Q: How do you piss off an Indian?
                                                                                                                                          A: Hide his welfare check under his work boots...

                                                                                                                                          One for the 7-11 indians...

                                                                                                                                          Two Indian immigrants are chatting over coffee after having lived in Canada for a year each. Eventually the conversation leads to who of the two has adapted better to life in Canada, and which of the two they feel have been better accepted by Canadians in general. Obviously, both feel as though they have done a better job than the other. So they make a bet, and in one year's time they will revisit the bet and decide which of the two is more Canadian.

                                                                                                                                          A year later the first guy steps up and says "I watch every Toronto Maple Leafs game, I love maple syrup on my pancakes, I drink Molson Canadian beer, and I love the noble beaver..."

                                                                                                                                          The second guy shakes his head and says "Fucking Paki..."

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                                                                                                                                            • jerryb
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 588
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Crazy Ernie sez: "I'm not a racist ... I never go to NASCAR."
                                                                                                                                              - -

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                                                                                                                                                • cooldude7
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2009
                                                                                                                                                  • 4306
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  A Mexican, a Russian, and an American are at the campfire setting as above.

                                                                                                                                                  The Mexican pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a swig, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it. The others look at him like WTF? Then he says: "We have much Tequila where I come from."

                                                                                                                                                  The Russian nods and pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, throws the bottle up and shoots it. "Where I come from, there is much Vodka!"

                                                                                                                                                  The American laughs, pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels, takes a swig, draws his gun, and shoots the Mexican.


                                                                                                                                                  Why did god create orgasms?
                                                                                                                                                  So nigga know when to stop.
                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by cooldude7; 01-30-2011, 01:50 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                    • cooldude7
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2009
                                                                                                                                                      • 4306
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      wtf with the forum

                                                                                                                                                      type n i g g e r s without space.,

                                                                                                                                                      it gets replaced.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Traxman
                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2010
                                                                                                                                                          • 58
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Don't try make this jokes with Thai.. they dont fight, they simple slice you with the knife instead.

                                                                                                                                                          1.
                                                                                                                                                          They just dicoverd a new ape race in Thailand, now the population shrinked by 80%.

                                                                                                                                                          2.
                                                                                                                                                          What does the monkeys in the caves in Krabi and the bar girls have in common ?

                                                                                                                                                          Both can wait countless hours for nuts and bananas.
                                                                                                                                                          Just because I know a lot of things, dont mean I know everything

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                                                                                                                                                            • maxxtro
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                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 561
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                                                                                                                                                                • jonnydoe
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                                  • 543
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornopete
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                                                                                                                                                                  Turn it upside down.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Danmixz
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      • 649
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Q: How do you kill a black man ?

                                                                                                                                                                      A: Smash the toilet seat over his head while he is getting a drink of water...
                                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by Danmixz; 01-30-2011, 03:58 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • bushwacker
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 2817
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          What's the definition of renig?

                                                                                                                                                                          When they change shifts at burger king.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Owner
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 905
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              how come only blacks can play basketball?



                                                                                                                                                                              because you have to steal, run, and shoot

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                                                                                                                                                                                • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  What has 8 legs and yells "Ho de doe, ho de doe!"

                                                                                                                                                                                  4 blacks running for the elevator.


                                                                                                                                                                                  What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Mexican?

                                                                                                                                                                                  The bucket.


                                                                                                                                                                                  How do you babysit black kids?

                                                                                                                                                                                  Put Velcro on the ceiling and allow them to jump on the bed.


                                                                                                                                                                                  Oprah Winfrey, Samuel L. Jackson, and the Pope are out on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat hits a rock and starts to sink.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Oprah yells: "Save the children!"

                                                                                                                                                                                  Samuel yells: "Fuck the children!"

                                                                                                                                                                                  The Pope asks: "Do you think we have time?"


                                                                                                                                                                                  What do Mexicans and cue balls have in common?

                                                                                                                                                                                  The harder you hit them, the more English you get.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      nice thread
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                                                                          nice thread
                                                                                                                                                                                          Pretty tame thread so far. Maybe we should kick it up a notch?

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                                                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 46917
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                                                                                                              A couple for the casino indians...

                                                                                                                                                                                              Q: Why aren't there any Indians on Star Trek?
                                                                                                                                                                                              A: In the future they still don't have jobs...
                                                                                                                                                                                              Why aren't there any black people on the Jetsons?

                                                                                                                                                                                              Who cares? The future's looking brighter.


                                                                                                                                                                                              Why are the no blacks in The Flintstones?

                                                                                                                                                                                              The were still monkeys.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • HBKKH
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1013
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  What does an Indian girl say when she is being raped? Dad you're crushing my smokes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • TurboAngel
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                                                                                                                                                                                      A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

                                                                                                                                                                                                      *****

                                                                                                                                                                                                      How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None, racists hate being enlightened.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      ADG

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