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G Sharp 01-09-2003 03:40 PM

Graphics Designer needed for Half Page Ads
 
Need graphics designer for 8 half page ad designs to be used for email ads. Budget is $100. Will pay by Paypal. Please send portfolio link to [email protected] Need draft completed soon.

Naughty 01-09-2003 03:49 PM

$100 for all 8, or 100 each?

G Sharp 01-09-2003 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty
$100 for all 8, or 100 each?
I don't need "professional quality" ... amateurish is fine as long as it tests decent. $100 is for the whole batch.

Smegma 01-09-2003 06:58 PM

that's a little low.. Naughty knows his shit.. he's worth more.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 06:59 PM

i agree..... Naughty is well worth more than that...

I'd charge ya $100 each minimum...

Voodoo 01-09-2003 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp


I don't need "professional quality" ... amateurish is fine as long as it tests decent. $100 is for the whole batch.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Naughty 01-09-2003 07:20 PM

Thanks for the kind words Ray and Amp.

pixelminx 01-09-2003 07:25 PM

I'll do it.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx
I'll do it.
of course you will.

pixelminx 01-09-2003 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


of course you will.

:thumbsup Money is money, and ads are easy.

Naughty 01-09-2003 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


of course you will.

Can we say t-o-u-c-h-é boyz and galls?

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


:thumbsup Money is money, and ads are easy.

apparently so are you.

drops 01-09-2003 07:31 PM

relax in the sand bro... the mainland has you all stressin...

pixelminx 01-09-2003 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


apparently so are you.

Why do you need to be mean to me? I didn't do anything to you. What's with the angst?

Naughty 01-09-2003 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


Why do you need to be mean to me? I didn't do anything to you. What's with the angst?

That's not being mean, that is pointing out the obvious:winkwink:

pixelminx 01-09-2003 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty


That's not being mean, that is pointing out the obvious:winkwink:

Ohhh, I see... you're upset because I didn't let you jack his price up... OOPS! Well, that's not how I work. You guys have enough money, let the little "bitch" do the 8 ads for 100 bucks. Ok? :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


Why do you need to be mean to me? I didn't do anything to you. What's with the angst?

what Naughty said....


stop being a fucking idiot. PLEASE.... you're killing me here.

pixelminx 01-09-2003 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


what Naughty said....


stop being a fucking idiot. PLEASE.... you're killing me here.

An idiot newbie with $100 and 8 ads for my portfolio if I do this for him. :thumbsup

Naughty 01-09-2003 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


Ohhh, I see... you're upset because I didn't let you jack his price up... OOPS! Well, that's not how I work. You guys have enough money, let the little "bitch" do the 8 ads for 100 bucks. Ok? :1orglaugh

Upset? Not quite.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


An idiot newbie with $100 and 8 ads for my portfolio if I do this for him. :thumbsup

you are sooooo incredibly dumb.

xxxdesign-net 01-09-2003 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by pixelminx


An idiot newbie with $100 and 8 ads for my portfolio if I do this for him. :thumbsup

I see nothing wrong with that! Let her do the job...

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


I see nothing wrong with that!

well..... we know where you stand in your career don't we now... :glugglug

pixelminx 01-09-2003 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


I see nothing wrong with that! Let her do the job...

We should talk! Hit me up on ICQ sometime!

There's nothing wrong with it at all. My customers are very happy. Especially since I'm high quality for excellent prices. :thumbsup

xxxdesign-net 01-09-2003 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


well..... we know where you stand in your career don't we now... :glugglug

Amp: and what's that suppose to mean... you want to compare skills...?! please... you are not even close...
By the way... most of my latest designs are not in my porfolio(concentrating on projects of my own lately) and I do alot of mainstream stuff...

YOu know C-pimp? ask him about my latest designs... You're not even close! :321GFY

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


Amp: and what that's suppose to mean... you want to compare skills...?! please... you are not even close...
By the way... most of my latest designs are not in my porfolio(concentrating on projects of my own lately) and I do alot of mainstream stuff...

YOu know C-pimp? ask im about my latest designs... You're not even close! :321GFY

please.... I've got a thousand designs that are NOT in my folio punk. Take your URL named nick and your bs off to some board that fucking cares. And while you're at it, suck my cock sweat.

xxxdesign-net 01-09-2003 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


please.... I've got a thousand designs that are NOT in my folio punk. Take your URL named nick and your bs off to some board that fucking cares. And while you're at it, suck my cock sweat.

Hehe... thousands of crappy sites...so what?

So whats up geek, whats up with 33 post per day...?? Is the GFY your best friend...? You are probably a real ladies man right champ!?

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


Hehe... thousands of crappy sites...so what?

So whats up geek, whats up with 33 post per day...?? Is the GFY your best friend...? You are probably a real ladies man right champ!?

do you really wanna fucking play with me?


okay..... maybe you can explain just what the FUCK this is? http://xxxdesign.net/

cuz it looks like a fucking 12 year old's work to me.


Oh wait.. that's art.... I fucking forgot. LOL.... :glugglug

bhutocracy 01-09-2003 08:14 PM

c'mon kids the annual GFY designer showdown isn't far away now...

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
c'mon kids the annual GFY designer showdown isn't far away now...
And I will fucking smoke it again for year 2 http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/rockon.gif

bhutocracy 01-09-2003 08:16 PM

and theres nothing wrong with designers registering disgust at someone willing to work for below minimum wage.. we see enough designers getting taken advantage of around here.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
and theres nothing wrong with designers registering disgust at someone willing to work for below minimum wage.. we see enough designers getting taken advantage of around here.
that shit is WAY beyond minimum wage bro...

bhutocracy 01-09-2003 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


And I will fucking smoke it again for year 2 http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/rockon.gif

heheheh

im going to give you peeps a run for your money :) im hoping for a top 5 spot.

cherrylula 01-09-2003 08:19 PM

hey pixelminx you should hit up Hungryman, he's always looking for fresh new designers. :1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 01-09-2003 08:19 PM

Hehe, I had the same feeling about your site...

and like I said... please dont compare skills.. you're not even close...

I'll update my portfolio in a short while, just for you....
even if im not really looking for new projects at the moment....

continue posting geek... you are a tremendous source of entertainment... always leaving some dumb comment on any thread you click on...

by the way... anyone as a photo of that geek?
Probably a fatty or a real skinny dude right?
With ketchup stains on his shirt....

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy


heheheh

im going to give you peeps a run for your money :) im hoping for a top 5 spot.

you beter get started early bitch.... cuz I'm gonna bust out some prime shit for this next one...... :winkwink:

bhutocracy 01-09-2003 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


that shit is WAY beyond minimum wage bro...

I know.. when you can earn more money flipping burgers than pushing pixels it's time for a career change. I realise she's pricing low to enter the market but she'll get stuck in the shallow end if she's not careful.

Amputate Your Head 01-09-2003 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Hehe, I had the same feeling about your site...

and like I said... please dont compare skills.. you're not even close...

I'll update my portfolio in a short while, just for you....
even if im not really looking for new projects at the moment....

continue posting geek... you are a tremendous source of entertainment... always leaving some dumb comment on any thread you click on...

by the way... anyone as a photo of that geek?
Probably a fatty or a real skinny dude right?
With ketchup satins on his shirt....

LOL.... :glugglug

quiet 01-09-2003 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
Hehe, I had the same feeling about your site...

and like I said... please dont compare skills.. you're not even close...

I'll update my portfolio in a short while, just for you....
even if im not really looking for new projects at the moment....

continue posting geek... you are a tremendous source of entertainment... always leaving some dumb comment on any thread you click on...

by the way... anyone as a photo of that geek?
Probably a fatty or a real skinny dude right?
With ketchup stains on his shirt....

damn are you ever an idiot...

:glugglug

bhutocracy 01-09-2003 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


you beter get started early bitch.... cuz I'm gonna bust out some prime shit for this next one...... :winkwink:

heheh hold onto your skirt - i'm juiced up for this one.. really looking forward to it.. so many guys have improved so much over the last year.. im going to give it the time it deserves this time 'round...

Fletch XXX 01-09-2003 08:24 PM

i think its time to release the pedes man...

its been awhile since they've gotten their exercise.

:smokin


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