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MontrealPimp 09-10-2010 10:48 AM

Epic Fail at farting - Porn Star "Shart"
 
Just seen this and coffee sprayed through my nostrils.

This broad SHARTS during several takes of farting.

http://efukt.com/20757_Fart_Fail_-_HILARIOUS.html

2012 09-10-2010 10:50 AM

oops :Oh crap

pornmasta 09-10-2010 10:52 AM

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funn...eeth-13098.jpg

SkynetCommunications 09-10-2010 10:54 AM

nasty, thank god its way before lunch

spazlabz 09-10-2010 10:55 AM

GROSS!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BloodFart 09-10-2010 10:56 AM

haha, nice touch adding the counter strike audio

MrBottomTooth 09-10-2010 11:01 AM

The worst part is that after shitting herself she just sits right down on that chair without even worrying about the poo that is hanging from her ass. What a slob. At least wipe the poo away before soiling the furniture.

ottopottomouse 09-10-2010 11:13 AM

Eugh .

LongBG 09-10-2010 11:17 AM

Damn that is fucking funny!

I think that's one of the girls NinaVain shoots no?

SomeCreep 09-10-2010 11:22 AM

Yep, this proves my theory. Girls do use their assholes to shit.

LongBG 09-10-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17488907)
The worst part is that after shitting herself she just sits right down on that chair without even worrying about the poo that is hanging from her ass. What a slob. At least wipe the poo away before soiling the furniture.

I don't think she knew she had just shit herself lol..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seoguy 09-10-2010 11:46 AM

is this a niche? Do men pay to see women farting?

seoguy 09-10-2010 11:48 AM

I hate seeing sexy babes farting or shitting

MrBottomTooth 09-10-2010 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongBG (Post 17489039)
I don't think she knew she had just shit herself lol..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ahh OK, I was watching without sound so I couldn't tell.

96ukssob 09-10-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongBG (Post 17489039)
I don't think she knew she had just shit herself lol..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i dont think did either, she just sits down

thickcash_amo 09-10-2010 12:08 PM

I am totally grossed out that she sat down!

JenC 09-10-2010 12:56 PM

That is hilarious. I just did a review for this site today for FreeOnes.

Matyko 09-10-2010 01:04 PM

Thats GROSS. I loved Scarlett until I saw this. Too bad it can't be unseen :pimp

_Richard_ 09-10-2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 17489429)
Thats GROSS. I loved Scarlett until I saw this. Too bad it can't be unseen :pimp

no shit hahaha

garce 09-10-2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongBG (Post 17489039)
I don't think she knew she had just shit herself lol..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How can you not know you just shit yourself? There's got to be some warm, wet, squooshy sensations after that happens.

spazlabz 09-10-2010 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17489440)
no shit hahaha

quite the opposite, didnt you watch the video?

CaptainHowdy 09-10-2010 01:09 PM

That's hot...

_Richard_ 09-10-2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17489446)
quite the opposite, didnt you watch the video?

i did, and like the QP, i also thought she was cute up till this point, and ...

nevermind

Pipecrew 09-10-2010 01:18 PM

someone tell me its fake. just tell me for my own benefit. for the love of god please.

FreeHugeMovies 09-10-2010 01:21 PM

I love the beginning. I hate 8 Tacos today!

Yo Adrian 09-10-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17488907)
The worst part is that after shitting herself she just sits right down on that chair without even worrying about the poo that is hanging from her ass. What a slob. At least wipe the poo away before soiling the furniture.

yeah that's the only thing I noticed too.. that and her slow reaction to it.. she was probably high

martinsc 09-10-2010 01:27 PM

:1orglaugh

jimmy-3-way 09-10-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 17489483)
someone tell me its fake. just tell me for my own benefit. for the love of god please.

Totally fake, dude.

Debunked on Snopes (tho I don't have the link handy).

Klen 09-10-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart (Post 17488885)
haha, nice touch adding the counter strike audio

Lol,it's not counterstrike sound,it's originally from unreal tournament,but it's used also in cs.

Django 09-10-2010 01:39 PM

http://www.your-escort-service.com/images/diab.jpg

mafia_man 09-10-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodFart (Post 17488885)
haha, nice touch adding the counter strike audio

Quake III.

NBBCash Matze 09-10-2010 01:46 PM

that was a little bit too much.. poor chair :)

MontrealPimp 09-10-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17488907)
The worst part is that after shitting herself she just sits right down on that chair without even worrying about the poo that is hanging from her ass. What a slob. At least wipe the poo away before soiling the furniture.

So so true

CurrentlySober 09-10-2010 02:11 PM

The poo is strong in this thread... I was attracted by powers greater than my own ability to resist...

CDSmith 09-10-2010 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17489441)
How can you not know you just shit yourself? There's got to be some warm, wet, squooshy sensations after that happens.

squooshy

Now there's a word I don't see posted too often. :D

Jayvis 09-10-2010 02:29 PM

http://i52.tinypic.com/fdwps0.jpg

matuloo 09-10-2010 02:36 PM

Some time ago, pornstars actually had some borders they would not cross, I guess those times are definitelly over :(

chubbyboy 09-10-2010 03:44 PM

that is just sick staged or not lol

DirtyDanza 09-10-2010 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 17489777)

this almost made me shart myself......

spazlabz 09-10-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17489460)
i did, and like the QP, i also thought she was cute up till this point, and ...

nevermind

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I was just messing with you saying 'no shit' hahaha


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