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paperboy 08-30-2010 03:54 PM

Paris Hilton?s Explanation: I Thought the Cocaine Was Gum
 
When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.

?She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,? said an officer?s report.

It turned out the baggie actually contained .8 grams of cocaine, and now Hilton faces felony drug-possession charges with a Oct. 27 arraignment.

While speaking to police following a weekend traffic stop, Hilton denied the baggie belonged to her. In fact, she said, the purse wasn?t hers either; she had borrowed it from a friend.

But somehow, according to Hilton, the contents of the purse were split between hers and the friend?s.

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damnage 08-30-2010 03:57 PM

Please stop posting about this bitch, all she fucking wants is attention.


Who gives a flying fuck if she's caught, she dosen't even get a rise of me by thinking yay she's going to jail...

dyna mo 08-30-2010 04:01 PM

i was figuring she'd go with the "that's not mine, i was on my way to the police station to turn it in to the proper authorities" excuse.

either way, i'd do a rail or 3 off her ass.

ArsewithClass 08-30-2010 04:02 PM

Quite Paris Hilton though...


An expensive bag of gum!

V_RocKs 08-30-2010 04:29 PM

I fucked her in the ass. I thought she was a banana peel.

Janelle 08-30-2010 04:33 PM

This will be interesting! Wonder if a requirement as her BFF is to take the fall!

RKmatt 08-30-2010 04:46 PM

I think the strange thing about this story is that she only had 0.8 grams on her.

garce 08-30-2010 04:50 PM

You think she'd learn not to say a word without her lawyer present by now.

It doesn't matter, though. She'll just go home.

garce 08-30-2010 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RKmatt (Post 17453589)
I think the strange thing about this story is that she only had 0.8 grams on her.

Up here, the cop's will arrest you for 0.8 grams. If you have an 8 Ball or more, though, they'll just confiscate it and send you on your way.

Juicy D. Links 08-30-2010 04:59 PM

dumb skank loll

sicone 08-30-2010 05:14 PM

I get my sac of coke mixed up with my pack of Trident all the time. Happens to the best of us

baddog 08-30-2010 05:36 PM

In all fairness, I was arrested for possession of coke for sales when in reality it was just BC's.

gaffg 08-30-2010 06:02 PM

the rest was in her nose

Quote:

Originally Posted by RKmatt (Post 17453589)
I think the strange thing about this story is that she only had 0.8 grams on her.


ShellyCrash 08-30-2010 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17453666)
In all fairness, I was arrested for possession of coke for sales when in reality it was just BC's.

Back in the day I had an employer think BC powder was coke. I don't know about any of you guys, but I've never seen anyone do coke by mixing it with water. :disgust

xmas13 08-30-2010 06:17 PM


RyuLion 08-30-2010 06:22 PM

Congratz to her or whoever won!

beerptrol 08-30-2010 06:39 PM

She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

baddog 08-30-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17453732)
Back in the day I had an employer think BC powder was coke. I don't know about any of you guys, but I've never seen anyone do coke by mixing it with water. :disgust

I used to just pour it on my tongue then wash it down. Back when I was using it I used it a lot and had to have it anywhere I might be. Locker at work, glove box of cars, etc.

I got pulled over by sheriffs and they thought they had made the biggest bust ever. I was trying to figure out what they might have found. I LOL'd when the deputy held out his hand loaded with the wax paper bindles filled with powdered aspirin. They called out Flash, their drug expert, and he said "book em."

Long story short, I made the arresting officers drive me back to my truck. The entire time I was, "I told you so." They were so pissed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17453781)
She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

:1orglaugh

Brujah 08-30-2010 09:26 PM

This is Paris Hilton we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if she really did think it was just gum.

2012 08-30-2010 09:32 PM

an honest mistake I'm sure we all have made at one point or another in our lives :2 cents:

fatfoo 08-30-2010 11:59 PM

Is there a reward for Citizen's arrest of person that smokes crack?
Does anyone know?

nico-t 08-31-2010 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17453496)
i was figuring she'd go with the "that's not mine, i was on my way to the police station to turn it in to the proper authorities" excuse.

either way, i'd do a rail or 3 off her ass.

what ass?

2intense 08-31-2010 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damnage (Post 17453492)
Please stop posting about this bitch, all she fucking wants is attention.


Who gives a flying fuck if she's caught, she dosen't even get a rise of me by thinking yay she's going to jail...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bbobby86 08-31-2010 03:16 AM

“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,”... :) :)

John-ACWM 08-31-2010 04:13 AM

Thought she died in that movie House of Wax...

Paul Markham 08-31-2010 04:27 AM

Would love to see her stick gum up her nose. LOL

cherrylula 08-31-2010 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17453856)
I used to just pour it on my tongue then wash it down. Back when I was using it I used it a lot and had to have it anywhere I might be. Locker at work, glove box of cars, etc.

I got pulled over by sheriffs and they thought they had made the biggest bust ever. I was trying to figure out what they might have found. I LOL'd when the deputy held out his hand loaded with the wax paper bindles filled with powdered aspirin. They called out Flash, their drug expert, and he said "book em."

Long story short, I made the arresting officers drive me back to my truck. The entire time I was, "I told you so." They were so pissed.



:1orglaugh

classic... are those things still sold in Cali? I never saw those aspirin powders til I moved here, and people eat those things religiously here with the drinking. They'll mix them straight into the vodka. :1orglaugh

cwd 08-31-2010 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17454064)
This is Paris Hilton we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if she really did think it was just gum.

I think it is going to be her legal teams defense....

"well, judge, it IS paris hilton, we all know we are not dealing with a rocket scientist here...or a high school graduate, for that matter..."

Altwebdesign 08-31-2010 06:07 AM

bang her back up, she deserves to be locked up for that ridiculous comment, has she forgotten about her last experience when she couldnt hack it and ended up in tears, wasn't so big and brazzen then was she

DamianJ 08-31-2010 06:14 AM

You'd her thought with her connections at least she could score a full g instead of a crappy .8

:)

seeandsee 08-31-2010 06:16 AM

Lock the bitch and then give 2 black girls to rape her :D

J. Falcon 08-31-2010 06:31 AM

coke whore

gmr324 08-31-2010 06:32 AM

Quote:

She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse
That would be a good lgeal defense! We're good friends and have the same fashion taste in purses your Honor

Raf1 08-31-2010 07:04 AM

attention whore... :)

fitzmulti 08-31-2010 07:07 AM

Crazy crazy crazy!

Zorgman 08-31-2010 07:12 AM

I heard on the news she could get 4 years jail for it. Silly girl.

michael.kickass 08-31-2010 07:20 AM

stupid bitch!

Klen 08-31-2010 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 17454855)
I heard on the news she could get 4 years jail for it. Silly girl.

Keep in mind laws are different for celebrities :winkwink:

DaddyHalbucks 08-31-2010 07:52 AM

How will she slither out of this one?

ArsewithClass 08-31-2010 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17454724)
You'd her thought with her connections at least she could score a full g instead of a crappy .8

:)

You'd "her" thought you would have not took a gram of coke before writing on GFY :pimp


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