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leedsfan 06-08-2010 12:22 PM

$1 Billion of cocaine just seized in Zambia
 
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Cocaine worth $1bn seized in The Gambia

At least two tonnes of cocaine with a street value of some $1bn has been seized in The Gambia, bound for Europe.

In addition to the huge haul of drugs, the Gambian authorities have arrested a dozen suspected traffickers, and seized large quantities of cash and arms.

Gambian investigators made the first arrests then called in British agents to gather forensic evidence.

West Africa has become a major transit hub for trafficking Latin American drugs to markets in Europe.

Drugs cartels are taking advantage of the region's poverty and weak security and judicial systems.

Agents from the UK's Serious Organised Crime Agency - the rough equivalent of the US FBI - helped discover the haul of highly concentrated cocaine behind a false wall in a warehouse basement an hour's drive from the Gambian capital, Banjul.

Numerous revealing computer records were also found.

One investigator closely involved told the BBC: "We're excited about this one - we've got all the elements here."

The BBC's Mark Doyle in Banjul says some of the Gambian officers involved in the bust are clearly pleased, if saying nothing in public for now.

Apparently drug addicts in Europe are planning a days mourning if they can get a few hours sleep first.

Roald 06-08-2010 12:28 PM

Someone is going to be really pissed lol

Jman 06-08-2010 12:31 PM

That's a lot of Yayo....

seeandsee 06-08-2010 12:36 PM

lots of people will now die :(

LeRoy 06-08-2010 12:37 PM

Oh man someones not hooking up tonight.

quiet 06-08-2010 12:38 PM

that's fucking crazy.

TeenCat 06-08-2010 12:38 PM

hmm thats why my redbull cola is not working, redbull is shaving

media 06-08-2010 12:44 PM

I don't get how they can calculate the value at $1 billion... 814 kilos is worth roughly $16,280,000 - $20,350,000 based on a wholesale price of $20,000 - $25,000 per kilo which is pretty fucking high.. you could get it much cheaper in that kind of quantity.. Street value is roughly $30-40 per gram.. which comes out to $24,420,000 - $32,560,000 if you sold it 100% pure..

even at $100 a gram which is fucking rediculous, that'd be 81,400,000

to get $1,000,000,000 you'd have to cut that shit:
13:1 @ $100 a gram
31:1 @ $40 a gram
41:1 @ $30 a gram

just stupid to me their calculations...

Zyber 06-08-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17228618)
hmm thats why my redbull cola is not working, redbull is shaving

Ha ha best quote of the year! :1orglaugh

SpicyM 06-08-2010 12:49 PM

FYI

Zambia is not the same as Gambia

chronig 06-08-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 17228638)
I don't get how they can calculate the value at $1 billion... 814 kilos is worth roughly $16,280,000 - $20,350,000 based on a wholesale price of $20,000 - $25,000 per kilo which is pretty fucking high.. you could get it much cheaper in that kind of quantity.. Street value is roughly $30-40 per gram.. which comes out to $24,420,000 - $32,560,000 if you sold it 100% pure..

even at $100 a gram which is fucking rediculous, that'd be 81,400,000

to get $1,000,000,000 you'd have to cut that shit:
13:1 @ $100 a gram
31:1 @ $40 a gram
41:1 @ $30 a gram

just stupid to me their calculations...

One billion sounds more headlineish than 20 million

/end

Waiter 06-08-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17228618)
hmm thats why my redbull cola is not working, redbull is shaving

lol ... :upsidedow leave your red bull cola ... this is what you need :winkwink:

CyberHustler 06-08-2010 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 17228638)
$20,000 - $25,000 per kilo which is pretty fucking high...

:eek7 :eek7

Juicy D. Links 06-08-2010 12:56 PM

loll http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_g...all_of_cocaine

media 06-08-2010 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17228694)
:eek7 :eek7

You can get kilos at bordertowns around texas and arizona for like $17,000 a kilo from the right hookup...

Dirty Lord 06-08-2010 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17228612)
Oh man someones not hooking up tonight.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-08-2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 17228638)
I don't get how they can calculate the value at $1 billion... 814 kilos is worth roughly $16,280,000 - $20,350,000 based on a wholesale price of $20,000 - $25,000 per kilo which is pretty fucking high.. you could get it much cheaper in that kind of quantity.. Street value is roughly $30-40 per gram.. which comes out to $24,420,000 - $32,560,000 if you sold it 100% pure..

even at $100 a gram which is fucking rediculous, that'd be 81,400,000

to get $1,000,000,000 you'd have to cut that shit:
13:1 @ $100 a gram
31:1 @ $40 a gram
41:1 @ $30 a gram

just stupid to me their calculations...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Not that I know if any of this is accurate, but it was funny to see.

media 06-08-2010 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17228790)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Not that I know if any of this is accurate, but it was funny to see.

Yah, not that any of us who live(ed) in LA know anything about this.. All this info is available on the internet.. hehe

leedsfan 06-08-2010 01:22 PM

not even a single one of you saw my added byline...

Apparently drug addicts in Europe are planning a days mourning if they can get a few hours sleep first.

JD 06-08-2010 01:23 PM

but wouldn't the price be higher due to transit costs and whatnot? US prices wouldn't really be accurate for EU markets

Fletch XXX 06-08-2010 01:23 PM

id love to flip that.

milambur 06-08-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17228547)
At least two tonnes of cocaine with a street value of some $1bn has been seized in The Gambia, bound for Europe.


Quote:

Originally Posted by media (Post 17228638)
I don't get how they can calculate the value at $1 billion... 814 kilos is worth roughly $16,280,000 - $20,350,000 based on a wholesale price of $20,000 - $25,000 per kilo which is pretty fucking high.. you could get it much cheaper in that kind of quantity.. Street value is roughly $30-40 per gram.. which comes out to $24,420,000 - $32,560,000 if you sold it 100% pure..

even at $100 a gram which is fucking rediculous, that'd be 81,400,000

to get $1,000,000,000 you'd have to cut that shit:
13:1 @ $100 a gram
31:1 @ $40 a gram
41:1 @ $30 a gram

just stupid to me their calculations...

2 metric tonnes = 2000kg
Street price in Sweden is about $100/gram with a purity of about 20-50%

Worst/best case = 2 000 000 * 100 / 0.2 = $1B

fatfoo 06-08-2010 01:54 PM

$1 Billion? Wow, that is a lot of underground activity and these statistics are not even included in the GDP calculations.

Dugan 06-08-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milambur (Post 17228854)
2 metric tonnes = 2000kg
Street price in Sweden is about $100/gram with a purity of about 20-50%

Worst/best case = 2 000 000 * 100 / 0.2 = $1B

Stop making sense, you know Americans don't speak fluent metric.

Marcus Aurelius 06-08-2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milambur (Post 17228854)
Street price in Sweden is about $100/gram with a purity of about 20-50%

is there a way to buy 100% pure coke in Europe? i've bought a few times before and the motherfucking pushers cut it to shit

i can only image what a pure cocaine high would be live.

Dugan 06-08-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 17228919)
is there a way to buy 100% pure coke in Europe? i've bought a few times before and the motherfucking pushers cut it to shit

i can only image what a pure cocaine high would be live.

I think it's in Bolivia you can hit up a coke bar for around a 100% purity. Read that once and wondered how many people die at those places.

milambur 06-08-2010 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 17228919)
is there a way to buy 100% pure coke in Europe? i've bought a few times before and the motherfucking pushers cut it to shit

i can only image what a pure cocaine high would be live.

I based the info on articles, I have no clue on where to get pure coke, or any coke at all for that matter.
/end disclaimer

2012 06-08-2010 02:11 PM

now that's a fun squasher ... :(

ArsewithClass 06-08-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milambur (Post 17228854)
2 metric tonnes = 2000kg
Street price in Sweden is about $100/gram with a purity of about 20-50%

Worst/best case = 2 000 000 * 100 / 0.2 = $1B

WTF! In the UK you can get good charlie for about £50 a gram. You can find charlie for £30 a gram but it would not always be that potent.

@ the thread, fuck me, thats a shit load of coke! The goverment must be happy with that bust.

Yngwie 06-08-2010 02:14 PM

FUCK! They found my stash.. Christ! Now how am I supposed to live? they took away all my money maker. MOTHERFUCKERS! I need to go into hiding now.

Marcus Aurelius 06-08-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dugan (Post 17228945)
I think it's in Bolivia you can hit up a coke bar for around a 100% purity. Read that once and wondered how many people die at those places.

Yeah i know you can score 100% pure dope in Bolivia, Colombia, Peru and so on.
It costs fucking dirt-cheap too.

there was show on Discovery channel i think when reporter got into the cocaine production facilities in Latin America. They showed workers prepping the coke it by grinding up huge blocks of it in blenders to turn it into powder. After running the blender, they would lift the lid and a fine mist of 100% pure coke would rise into the air. The workers then would inhale that coke air and trip their asses off.

I'd fucking pay triple to get the non-cut stuff over here.

Fletch XXX 06-08-2010 02:15 PM

you can always tell whos not from the streets when you read threads like this.

i dont mess with the white but I know prices for sure.... but as all prices its who you know and how many hands it exchanges that decided what you pay and how many times its been cut.

Konkan 06-08-2010 02:17 PM

This package will leave a lots of coca-fans hungry. Somebody will be angry and that`s bad for the street business.

Ethersync 06-08-2010 02:17 PM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...caine_kids.jpg

leedsfan 06-08-2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 17228663)
FYI

Zambia is not the same as Gambia

yeah i kinda fucked that bit up. Wasn't really paying attention when I created the headline. I was too busy thinking of how I could add something funny at the bottom that no-one would pay any attention to, but just sat there waiting for the one smart dude to see it.

:pimp

Adam_M 06-08-2010 02:40 PM

That's a lot of crazy times GONE!!!!

bdld 06-08-2010 02:53 PM

good for them, hope they can shut that network down asap.

Adam X 06-08-2010 02:57 PM

I cant stand coke.. it gives a slight buzz but the next day sucks..

it steals yer happiness from tomorrow, brings it into now, then when you get to tomorrow, the happiness is gone ;-/

I hear Peruvian flake makes you feel like you're in heaven ... if yer headed to Peru.

bronco67 06-08-2010 03:18 PM

Don't let Lidsay Lohan find out about this or she'll be parachuting into Gambia.

Steppinbig 06-08-2010 04:09 PM

19 yrs. old


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