I would like going up my own server on my machine
 

Hello has all
I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
How much member then to have on the server in time?

Thank you to answer

babelfish rules

i want my waiter to deliver the babelfish.

i think he says your mom is hot

check please!

he he type It is not good answer

waiter=server ?

ahhh right. he wants to host on his own machine. answer: no. please move on.

yes waiter=server
Excuse my bad English

:thumbsup

i knew this was going to be interesting when i read the incomprehensible title.

20 members ho cool? say what? are you saying 20 cocks are cool?

you might be gay.

You can't even speak English, what makes you think you can run a server? Goddamned foreigners.

that's the holiday spirit!

Not I am not gay I coils too much the women :1orglaugh
I would like steering a server on my machine

holy shit, in 20 minutes your English has managed to get worse! :thumbsup

you should speak in 'smilies' language :helpme :Graucho :winkwink: :321GFY

Tortured English to Regular English translation:

No I am not gay, I screw too many women.
I would to operate a server on my machine.


coils = screws
steering = control, operate, manage


this would make a great gameshow.

ho yes smilies :helpme My English and bad I am a francais which needs help

:drinkup

:1orglaugh

I should have known.

Nobody has Answer Or you :sleep
Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
How much member then to have on the server in time?


:smokin

the answer is
don't even think about hosting a porn site
from your home,

now walk on

Why a server has the home is not good ?

So I has to choose a server Example http://www.njhostingsolutions.com/de...d_servers.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And the survey says

NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****

Babel Fish translation:
"NOT, it is strongly deconseille of heberger a site porn on your machine connects to the Net via dsl, it is best the way of being made deconnecter by your provider... It is preferable to start has to you heberger with a hoster expensive not and with the fur as you earn money, then you increase your plan of lodging. if you want more infos on behalf of a ex newbie but not yet completely pro icq me with: 1727*****"

I just want to know who pays in fur; all I get is that little green paper stuff.

You did not know that french people used animal skin to pay???

Waiter ill take the check now.

merci pour cette réponse je te contacte sur icq
:thumbsup

Hehehe!

I just pulverized water everywhere my monitor.

This HAS to be one of those worthless online translators at work.

Do you sell 6 digit icq #s?

LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuckin christ !!!!!!!!

I have never laughed so fuckin hard in all my years on the net !!

I have tears in my eyes and I think I am about to piss myself from laughing so hard !

Happy New Year


this thread is a classic, it should live forever.

LOl LOL

DISPARAISSENT LA BAISE VOUS-même

OMG. ROFL. PIP. This is unfuckingreal.

Garcon! Plus de vin s'il vous plait!

sweetheart, why a nice french boy like you who likes coiling women wanna make a career in porn????


you'll make more money selling lemonade on a corner.

We're so sorry.
We do apologise.
He's from Barcelona.

:Graucho