Sabby you wanna hook up?
 

Man...something about your screename and the Marilyn Monroe quote makes me hot. Please tell me you're single.

Im really cute I'd love to :)


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Ooooh and Pls tell me your a Brit..

Gigglesssssssssss hehe.



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Say arse.. real quik like...


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That's awesome.

You like British guys? You know Marinas at Sex Search? She is like sorta my ex, well we never met in person but she loves me, ask her about me...I'm kind of a big deal Sabby. so let's get to know eachother in this thread okay? Ask me some questions. I'll ask you 3 right now here goes:

1.) Do you want kids?
2.) What is your fave thing in the world? - This can be whatever, a person, food, a website even.
3.) What is your fave tv show?

OMG how did you know????

OMG I read your thingy on the left.. I am a GFY stalker... ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck.


Sabby:)

Btw.. maybe I should tell u something..

or do u like surprise?


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God, I love the way you sign your name and the smiley face at the end of all your posts. - Wow, something about that that really makes me hot and bothered..

wow most people find it epic annoying.. lol. Thats why I do it.

I used to sigh it with my famous boobie smilie on other boards (np*nd even named it after me) where I was once a staple...

I think GFY should get a boobie smilie... it was me... Im not a smilie face girl.


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Yeah the boobs thing is hot, like the little boobs smileys right with the bouncing boobs...omg so hawt. I never seen you on other forums and I am on some of the bigger ones, can't believe I found you. :)

You are so fortunate.

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So what do you wanna do right now? It's just you and me in here...well and the other guy that posted the pic but he's okay, he just wants to watch I guess.

Its your thread baby...


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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Okay...cool...um...fuck, I wish Marinas was here to give me women advice, fuck...fuck. Uh so like, wanna hold hands??

Im not in an attention whore mood today...

we could rehash old attention whore threads of mine if u like. But I may have pulled pics.

When the mood strikes its cool... rehashing issues years after is not.


:(


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Do you have the facebook?

who is marinas?


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From SexSearch. Don't worry, she isn't my gf...were just friends.

Did he find you anything interesting?

I think I need to surf more.


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when is your birthday?


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6/6/79...u?

No


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Did I find anything interesting on sexsearch? Nah, I just promote them sometimes.

so why u call yourself dating game expert?


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Dating game expert as in dating industry expert. I've never met anyone on a dating site, they are full of fake profiles and stuff.

A Gemini.. I could deal with. Maybe.

A younger Gemini... no way.

(Early 40's for this guy works)

What it works for im not sure though.


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Wait what are you saying? You're 40? So you're like a milf or something? That could work...don't judge me on my age!

I will definately judge u on your age and anything else.

BTW Im not really sabby. I stoled her pics and have been posting as her for months.


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I have a big cock though.


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Yeah? Can I see him/her? I live in the country in the uk and they have tons of farms with all types of diff chickens and stuff on, I'm sure you'd love it. I even have a book on chickens. Funny how you guys say "cocks" and we say "chickens" - kinda like the whole tomato/tomato thing...uh language thingy.

Oh you are not Sabby? I have no idea what you look like anyway so your name could be 'J. Falcon' or something equally lame like 'The Demon' so it's cool. Post a pic!

Im not in my 40s

What I meant is a under 40 gem male is very fascinating.. yet not ready to settle down unless hes forced (a fire sign can force him and a water sign can manipulate him)

hes a free spirit though, and defainately the quickest mind in the zodiac.

With Gemini hes definately an intellect but with him its not book smarts... its street smarts.. and witty comebacks.


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DatingGameExpert, I hate to break it to you but...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g4...r/CIMG1908.jpg

Ah man...this is DEVASTATING. A TRULY DEVASTATING BLOW. To think, there were so many warning signs that I failed to ignore about online pickup. I wish I had listened to my peers re: dating online. I am such a fool.

Anyway, you look hot...a/s/l???????

I have a big peepee though.

Would you like to see it?


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Me toooooo.

The aliens will save us all soon. I will save you a seat cause I like u,

2012.. voyage to....



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I lol'd at this thread :1orglaugh