My First Personal Hate Letter, how to respond?
 

I received this email this morning in response to
http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/2010/04/22/25971/


"Your article in the Daily Princetonian today was reprehensible. I cannot believe you are actually trying justify your corporate smut peddling in the pages of a college newspaper. Pornography is poison, addictive, and destructive of families across America. To say otherwise is disingenuous. I don?t know how you sleep at night."

It's taken me 9 years in this industry, to get my first personal hate email.

Suggestions on how to respond?

don't dignify it with a response, that will piss them off the most :)

That's one of the funniest things I have read in a while.

Thanks for the laugh.
:thumbsup

Ignore it

was it from a man or a woman?

I got this yesterday.

Name: Keepfuckingaroundasshole

My price range is: Up to $250,000

I intend to buy in about: 30 days

Email: everytimeyoufuckwithmine@imgoingtofuckwithyours

Phone No: 704-555-1212

Message:
You're a deceitful piece of shit with too much time on your hands. Fuck off asswipe. You don't want to fuck with me. You're a good guy with good friends....I'm a bad guy with bad friends. I promise you that you'll be sorry.

From a man.

Funny stuff... Make sure you print and frame it, then take a picture of it with all your female staff holding it, and send it back to the person with a thank you.

Have Q write up a three-page response even a Nobel laureate could not understand, LOL.

Interesting. My hate mails are always from wives of customers....which makes a response really easy.

Im a smartass ....I'd ask him what disingenuous means....

There's no need to respond. Let him hate everything and continue to live your life. This is a pretty insignificant person.

Add to that, the girls should all have tall black boots on, with all the men under them and the boots pushing down on them... put the power structure forward, this guy hates strong women - it has nothing to do with porn.

Two choices

Ignore it - they want attention.

Or

Send them a 1 month pass to the topbucks sites. Log the use of the pass. In a months time do another article about how hypocritical people are that they will send you hate mail but happily visit your sites for 9 hours a day :)

This is starting to sound like a fetish of yours. I had no idea.

Really well written article - good work and I think you did a great job on getting your points across.

Except for this part - don't tell me there was no pun here:

OBJECTIFIER!

Simply ignore it .......to reply shows the writer they have connected with you and you have listened to thier views thus leading to more communication from them and the circle of hate will begin.....it doesnt take much to set those type of firecrackers off.

Simple, yet beautifully Machiavellian :thumbsup

dear sir, thank you for your point of view, unfortunately yours and mine differ. Yours AV:thumbsup

Nothing like a smart and powerful women that knows how to take control!

It's probably from Donny

More words should be said about this. There are different types of pornography. There is even pornography with clothed females? What? This means everything can be labeled pornography. Extreme hardcore porn vs softcore porn or women in bikinis. These are all different things. Yes, pornography can be poison. You see, it really does depend on the details. Sometimes people even make extreme violent porn. Any attractive woman showing a lot of skin can be labeled pornography. It does indeed need more explanations about this. Maybe you should explain what exactly you are doing to prove your point in a persuasive way. Give details. What you are not doing (violence, etc.) is also important.

I'm thinking the only responsible reply would be goatse. :)

I get 6 a day. I love them. I even have a hate mail email addy. I'm going to start posting them on my site soon.
Don't sweat it, it's the internet.
duke

brilliant my friend!
duek

I wouldn't respond to it. You won't change his mind with any rational response.

I've seen some of these mails, they are pretty humorous.

I see why you might get a few more than Alli. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Also, you could try to get some cues from Maddox.

about time you joined the club!!!

Ignore it, people that write shit like that feed off the response, and there is nothing you can say to them to think differently than they already do. Lack of response usually leads them to believe you were unaffected by it, which is exactly how you should treat it.

E

Brilliant advice.

ignore it... this person will never change their perspective and you will waste your time replying. In addition, your reply will fuel his/her activism.

It took you this long to get a hate letter?? You clearly must not be doing something right!! ;)

Seriously tho.. unless you are getting death threats, you ignore.

Response:

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me masturbating

I will assist you with a response:

Dearest sir or madam,

Thank you for your message. I value the logic-deprived assertions of double-digit IQ holders. They say that laughter is the best medicine, and you've added two years to my life. As for how I sleep at night, it's on a really expensive bed that allows me a rejuvenatory 8 hours of snoring bliss because, as you may know, peddling smut can take a lot out of you.

Stay golden Ponyboy,

-A

I got a death threat via home phone once. I was alot younger then and I responded something to the effect of "I'd like to see you come here and try it." Then I looked up the # from the caller ID and saw he was only about a 3 hr drive away. Oops.

I consider myself lucky nothing else ever came of it. In hindsight "Wrong number" probably would have seen the best response.

The world is filled with nutjobs. Best to ignore it when you can. Responding only feeds the trolls.

I'm too busy putting on make up and adjusting my bra to understand your letter. *giggles* *blush*

Does this reply make me look fat?

xxx ooo

tell them you take ambien

and that you and rodrigo laugh all the way to the banks together

Write an email back saying only this:

"Well, that sounds like a personal problem."

;)

P.S. - great article btw...

Did they use a name? I like to re-cycle names of people of have annoyed me by using their names for models. Or by giving models who've annoyed me stupid names.

http://www.simonscans.com/models/sho...hp?modelid=260

But as a general rule, don't talk to civilians about porn, its not something they can understand.

That's fucking priceless.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'd write back and tell him "If your dick is the size of your brain, you're in a lotta trouble pal"

or the classic:

"opinions are like assholes...thanks for yours"

-L