Thailand - Pattaya: About to head off to walkingstreet
 

Any advice? :pimp:pimp:pimp:Oh crap

gtfo? no, enjoy your trip haha

If its the first time you are going there then there are no advice that will work.
You will remember the advice for about 5 minutes but then you are so blown away you forget it anyway.

Enjoy

Start at Heaven Above on Soi Diamond (on Walking Street). Nuf' said. :thumbsup

ask her if she as a dick

but where is the surprise then? :1orglaugh

Never been there but heard some great stories so have much fun and share your experiences here! :thumbsup

Don't get too drunk and remember there is always another girl

good adviceand dont forget the rubbers:thumbsup

head south to ko lipe/tarutao/bulon asap lol.

Talk to the freelancers along Pattaya beach. Girls from bars will ask for 2000 Baht, plus 500 to the bar as "release fee". Virtually none speaks any English. And watch out for pick pockets. Walking Street is full of them when it gets dark. BTW, are you 55+? As a 30 something I felt like I was screwing up age average among all those grandpas in Pattaya.

Wear something cool.

Hey... hey... enough of the "R" word.

You tell them 2000b hos I said "LOL you stupid monkey looking whore."

Head to one of the after hour clubs, it's where many of the go-go girls go when they finish at the club.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...ead.php?t=2186

Latest reports say 30% of the girls working in Pattaya have HIV. Enjoy! :-)

Yea, heads are about to roll here for foreigners working in the sex trade. They are even putting an INTERPOL office in Pattaya to help track down wanted foreigners.

I've got a feeling a lot of pornographers, self included, may be making an exit soon. It's one thing to dodge the Thai police, and another to dodge the poorly trained new SWAT Team. But to dodge INTERPOL isn't going to happen. If you are on the list, enjoy your time while you can. :2 cents:

amazing isnt it.. can you imagine how many dudes are bringing back the eternal gift to their hometowns...

i'm going to add that to my checklist when interviewing a new hookup.. "have you ever dated anyone that dated anyone that dated anyone that fucked some guy who had been to thailand..."

i'll see you in medellin in about 12 months... :2 cents:

visit the insomnia club

:1orglaugh Man I love Colombia and really miss it. Need to get back there.

It's been good to me, but I'm so tired of SE Asia. It lacks passion, and that is what Latin America has in abundance. I need that. SE Asia is just a bunch of people trying to survive.

pornask is right about the beach the girls were cheaper and better. Is the Marine Bar and disco still open? That was the best place IMO.

Not been to Pattaya in over 20 years. I hear it's full of HIV and old men on holiday now.

Guys guys this was just a fun thread - i've been comming for years. Heaven Above in Diamond next to Superbaby is nice.

Insomnia - what can I say. Went there last night and more and more arabs come there. Some of deodorant, but many do not. So it kinda stinks, both ways :1orglaugh

That must be a HUGE popshot! :1orglaugh

:GFYBand

Oh man... I don't have a problem with Arabs OUTSIDE OF THAILAND, but the ones who come to Thailand and stay in th Red Light areas, I hate them with every fiber of by being. They are the rudest, arrogant, smelly, loud, abusive (they beat on the girls and sometimes rape them), cock suckers I've ever seen in my life. When I see them walking in the middle of the road (not sure why these dumb fucks walk IN the road), I always try to clip them with my car or bike. I've even put little cutters on my bike so when I clip them, it slashes them.

It's not just me, the Thais HATE them too. In fact, up until just a few years ago, there were signs in some restaurants and bars that would say things like, "NO ARAB TO SIT HERE." Sadly, they took those down, though if you hang around VC Hotel it's easy to catch a few Thais jump an Arab and beat them down. Cheap entertainment.

There is a certain kind of Arab who comes to Thailand, whore mongers and drinks in the face of their sacred religion. These assholes are the worst of the worst.

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Yea I feel you man - these are same kind of Arabs that like to spread around the world, adventurers Good tip though about the cutters on the side of the bike! :winkwink::pimp

Aim for their arms, they will give as you clip them and your bike doesn't take a hit and risk you falling down. You can also get rose stems (remove the rose) that still has all the thorns. Hold a few about a foot long or so, with a part of them without the thorns, where you hold them with your handle bar grips. The rest sticks out. As you drive by them and they are IN THE ROAD WALKING LIKE IDIOTS, the thorns will cut the shit out of their arms.

To be fair, I do that to people of all color who walk in the road, but I get satisfaction doing it to these Arabs.

You are cracking me up man, seriously! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

(in a good way that is!) I'm off to Soi 6 (Soi ''Sockrapock'') :pimp:pimp:pimp

This is really good advice as those girls know how to have a good time. :thumbsup

I'm pretty sure my DNA is all over that glorious soi. I recommend taking a hot shower when you're done and rubbing anti-bacterial cream all over your body.

Are you running around with J Scott by chance?

24 hours and counting until take off but no Pattaya this time not sure if I am happy about that or sad :D

you're supposed to go upstairs to the vip section... say hello if you see a guy with "100 NEGRO" t-shirt :winkwink:

soi 6 is full of ladyboys and old farts, I never go there

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Walking Street has 10 times the ladyboys Soi 6 does, and old farts too, mixed with smelly Arabs, sweaty Indians, Chinese, Japanese, drunken Russians, HIV spreading Africans, aggressive foreign military, drugged up party boys, drunken soccer hooligans, patrolling Thai police, random bar shake downs and piss tests, fights, cocky Tourist Police, and god knows what else other creatures. Walking Street lost its appeal to me 4 or 5 years ago.

What part ya going to?

good people !!

3-4 days in Bangkok and then 3 weeks out near Ubon in a house I rented, know a guy that live there and after spending a couple of days there I were hooked and its great! Peace, quiet and everything is so relaxed. GOD I love it there, been stopped by BiB with no Motobike license a couple of times and they told me I should go get one, no fine.
People walking up to me in the street asking me where I am from, what do I think about the town and expressing a genuine interest in why I am there, its so different haven't experienced anyone trying any scams or anything and believe me keep my guard up.
Only down side is no girly bars but it a university town with plenty of schools and the house is on a street that connect a main road to a some sort of college so plenty of 18-20 year old girls going by on their motobikes in those lovely uniforms.
There is a 2 falang bars, a Tesco and a Big C so basically all I need and the weather its A LOT better than Denmark where it have been below freezing for more than month.

I agree with you Pattaya is a arm pit and I doubt I will ever go back or at least not for more than a couple of days. Its something that have to be experienced but I couldn't live there.

DirtyWhiteBoy> Could you explain more about what you where saying about the Thai Police or the swat team you mentioned?
You have me a little concerned as I am around the Pattaya area. What the deal with porn pushers etc within Thailand?
Or could you give me a heads up in anyway?
Thanks. You seen to be the bloke to ask.