Taking applications for my next crush from GFY
 

Looking for someone new to fall for from GFY


still got my old ones, just looking to add a new one to spice up my life

Things I'm looking for in someone to have a crush on:

1. female or at least be perceived as such by others LOL
2. make my heart thump
3. faith in me
4. willing to accept me paying for trips with you to adult shows
5. willing to share room and bed with me (sex optional)
6. knowing I have a few more months to clear my bankruptcy till I can pay for anything
7. intelligence and ability to grow


there are many past crush references in this business I can provide.

wish I could help!!!!

Please provide photo of cock.


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I am giving Sleazy a high recomendation on the whole crush thing. He even sent me flowers...twice! The next girl on his hit list is one lucky girl.

And I still wont make a sammich for you Sleazy. Not happenin no means no etc

One thing for sure... it would be exciting to be your crush. As a long time friend it's a blast, I can't imagine being the center of your attention:wetkiss

be careful what you wish for

Reference from NaughtyAllie:
He's not the stalker type and has always been a gentleman.
You must enjoy helicopter rides and long walks on the beach.
He definitely knows how to satisfy his crushes.
Take it from me, Sleazy is the best! Any girl should feel honored to be Sleazy's crush!
Muah! :thumbsup

i'm sure kathi would make me a sandwich........

Elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do i become a sheik?

Buy a Ramses:thumbsup

I promise not to end every sentence with "MUAH!"

you are getting more desperate by the day

you don't know me very well or just how desperate I can get!!!!!!!!!!!

this is nothing

As one who has slept with Sleazy on numerous occasions, I can tell you that he has always been a gentleman and has never touched me without permission.

He has however thrown up rainbow bright colors in my suitcase.

It's like a blind date. You never know who will show up on this board for you.

I lost out at 1. Oh well.

So that's why you wanted to borrow my chapstick. :(

You can keep it, I don't think I'll be needing that back any time soon.

good times, good times....

bump

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::rimshot:: :1orglaugh

I bet any crush of Sleazy's would be a happy happy girl!

do you need intelligence to "grow"..?!?!:1orglaugh

Sex optional? Forget it!

i separate my fuck toys from crushes sometimes......

makes life easier believe it or not

Do you know if one of the two of U:r parents narcissistic disabled? I am serious=)

Sleazy was a great stalker. He even let me sleep in his bed a few times and only took some pictures :)

no money - no honey

I might be able to work with your terms ; )

see - this thread DID work.........

def an interesting new prospect.......

You have a penis right? Then it's sex MANDATORY.....You're already giving the bitch the upper hand.

hey - if i do great, but if she doesn't want to go but is great to hang around - well that's what god created hookers for...........

i'm a pro snuggler

post picture please

Why not wait for a girl who is great to hang around AND fuckin?.......If she isn't fuckin, tell her to beat it........Don't voluntarily put yourself in the "friend zone"..

Trust me on this one......I've been lonely before and what you just typed was a statement of "settlement".....

I have a girlfriend who I swing with, not really looking for a fuck buddy here but won't turn it down

girls in the industry who actually have a brain and are fun to hang around are HARD to find but fuck buddies are a dime a dozen......

Hey bear!