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BVF 10-23-2009 01:27 PM

I want to say FUCK IT and just move out of the USA.
 
I'm buzzed on red wine and herb so bear with me....

After my year and change stint in Puerto Rico, I've been itching to get the fuck outta here.....The ONLY thing that is holding me here is my children....However, with the economy going south and the internet porn biz declining, I don't think I can wait for my children to get older for me to just leave....

I just want to have a lot of land, a lot of kids, and a lot of pussy around me.......I was considering either Belize, where I've been twice, or maybe Panama....But I REALLY want to go back to the Motherland of Africa and have a wife for every day of the week, living on my compound in a remote village.....

My God man!....It's not just that I'm high right now....But I REALLY want to get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!.......So I have just decided this minute that I need to spend a month in Africa and it needs to be done before Winter is over.....Fuck this shit.....I need to have naked young big boobied and phat assed virgin girls dancing in front of me......Plus I think that the pictures and video that I would take would make for a GREAT story for all to hear.

Man fuck this is frustrating.....Being between a "rock", which is wanting to live my life the way I want to live it....and a "hard place", which is needing to be a good and attentive father.....But hell, I have a Magic Jack....My kids can just call the local number and find me.

Now my buzz is dying down..........

Deej 10-23-2009 01:34 PM

Go ahead, go grab some aids...

I mean i know all that oprah lovin mother land shit comes from the roots... but dude... get a grip...

marketsmart 10-23-2009 01:36 PM

i am trying to raise money to rent a big cargo ship so i can offer you coons a free one way trip back to africa...

let me know if you want me to add your name to the waiting list BVF...

Deej 10-23-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16459283)
i am trying to raise money to rent a big cargo ship so i can offer you coons a free one way trip back to africa...

let me know if you want me to add your name to the waiting list BVF...

How generous of you...

Anti slavery folks..

Youre righting a HUGE wrong here MS

marketsmart 10-23-2009 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16459288)
How generous of you...

Anti slavery folks..

Youre righting a HUGE wrong here MS

i try to do the right thing and make amends for the hundreds of years my ancestors oppression.. :thumbsup

Deej 10-23-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16459297)
i try to do the right thing and make amends for the hundreds of years my ancestors oppression.. :thumbsup

Top Notch :thumbsup

BVF 10-23-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16459283)
i am trying to raise money to rent a big cargo ship so i can offer you coons a free one way trip back to africa...

let me know if you want me to add your name to the waiting list BVF...

As long as you put me at the top of that list.

WarChild 10-23-2009 01:45 PM

You should go live in Darfur.

BVF 10-23-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16459271)
Go ahead, go grab some aids...

I mean i know all that oprah lovin mother land shit comes from the roots... but dude... get a grip...

Have YOU ever been to Africa? If not, YOU get a grip.

jimmy-3-way 10-23-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16459283)
i am trying to raise money to rent a big cargo ship so i can offer you coons a free one way trip back to africa...

let me know if you want me to add your name to the waiting list BVF...

Did you actually say coon?

Good god man, is your wife your cousin?

2012 10-23-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16459283)
i am trying to raise money to rent a big cargo ship so i can offer you coons a free one way trip back to africa...

let me know if you want me to add your name to the waiting list BVF...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16459288)
How generous of you...

Anti slavery folks..

Youre righting a HUGE wrong here MS

why don't you two fags get a room :2 cents:

Deej 10-23-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16459309)
Have YOU ever been to Africa? If not, YOU get a grip.

No sir I havent. Im sure some is not as tainted as others, but am I wrong when I believe what I read that Africa is the largest AIDs haven on earth?

By your post alone it seems you want to go fuck endless bitches.

Also from what I hear You can easily catch HIV from virgins when dealing with the epidemic they are.

Is my conclusion totally false?

marketsmart 10-23-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16459318)
why don't you two fags get a room :2 cents:

we're going to meet up for a klan rally instead... :thumbsup

Deej 10-23-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16459325)
we're going to meet up for a klan rally instead... :thumbsup

Shit, A red sock got in with my sheet... You think the "bruddas" will mind me sportin the fairy look this week?

After Shock Media 10-23-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 16459311)
Did you actually say coon?

Good god man, is your wife your cousin?

As far as slurs go, coon always sort of made the top of my list as at least funny.

San 10-23-2009 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16459245)
But I REALLY want to go back to the Motherland of Africa.

go ahead, you will not be missed

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/3...8091525ov1.jpg

RyuLion 10-23-2009 01:51 PM

My biz partner went to Africa for 2 months and loved it.
Said there were hot ladies there..of course he used condoms..

He said the food is crazy though..

Riffhard 10-23-2009 01:57 PM

pullin' a Chappelle, huh? :thumbsup

2012 10-23-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16459327)
Shit, A red sock got in with my sheet... You think the "bruddas" will mind me sportin the fairy look this week?

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7448/lolcim.jpg

Deej 10-23-2009 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16459329)
As far as slurs go, coon always sort of made the top of my list as at least funny.

I always thought porch monkey was off the wall... Like i dont even get it? Back on the field famrs or whatever, were slaves only allowed on the porch?

One thing I didnt know was mooley... liked ever since time I thought it just meant dork or retard or bafoon. But recently I found out it is a reference to black people. I have plenty of black friends and I said that shit all the time so after I found out I asked my best black friend and he told me its well known as a black slur so of course i had to apologize and explain my ignorance.

Deej 10-23-2009 02:03 PM

for anyone reading, please dont confuse my ease of talking about racial slurs with racism...

I know BVF is no pussy and get all upset about it as he will throw that shit out himself.

Pure jocularity :thumbsup

Just dont want any hate mail again :winkwink:

RyuLion 10-23-2009 02:03 PM


stever 10-23-2009 02:07 PM

i want to go to africa on safari during migration

looks like a wicked trip

Riffhard 10-23-2009 02:07 PM

pullin' a Chappelle, huh? :thumbsup

andrej_NDC 10-23-2009 03:07 PM

I would stay where my kids are, doesn't matter how unhappy I was.

BVF 10-23-2009 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 16459804)
I would stay where my kids are, doesn't matter how unhappy I was.

I'm not gonna leave for good....Just for like a month so I can decide if I want to live there and look for some land.

Bman 10-23-2009 03:50 PM

Africa? I guess depends on the Country. Lots of problems in some of them However I am sure there is some gorgeous places with some great people. Which really thats what it comes down to!
Internet is on a decline but other avenues to sell Adult are popping up, the model is changing thats all.

Travel is great, you get to see new things and usually makes you a better person! Good Luck man!

brassmonkey 10-23-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 16459311)
Did you actually say coon?

Good god man, is your wife your cousin?

:1orglaugh

andrej_NDC 10-23-2009 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16459930)
I'm not gonna leave for good....Just for like a month so I can decide if I want to live there and look for some land.

And if you like it there?

minddust 10-23-2009 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 16459331)

You are working for iBill? O I C.

AtlantisCash 10-23-2009 05:09 PM

porn always will be one way or an other an Your style will work for a long time at least imho.

Minte 10-23-2009 06:23 PM

How could anyone even think of leaving Milwaukee!

Matt 26z 10-23-2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minddust (Post 16460111)
You are working for iBill? O I C.

lol exactly my thoughts!

GAMEFINEST 10-23-2009 07:39 PM

good luck man..

teh ghey 10-23-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16459245)
I just want to have a lot of kids, and a lot of pussy around me......

Oh thats a nice stable environment for your children to grow up in.

stevo 10-23-2009 07:51 PM

I heard Somalia is pretty nice...

Spunky 10-23-2009 08:12 PM

I want to return to the motherland one day

fatfoo 10-23-2009 08:26 PM

You have to balance your life and at the same time build it the way you want it. Good luck. Move to any country you want.

habs4life 10-23-2009 08:29 PM

canada rules!!!!!

pornjudge 10-23-2009 08:52 PM

their is no recession brother, blame it on the tubes. Global Economy is picking up, so sales should be slowly picking up. You also need to work now in this business, not like before works 3-4 hrs a day and make a good living. Now you have to work 10 hrs a day to make half of what you made before. You actually need to use your brain now as an adult webmaster.


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