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Deathstar 12-11-2002 04:31 PM

Asian / Japanese people have really small dicks?
 
And that is why they do this crazy karate shit and the high tech things right? :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 12-11-2002 04:45 PM

I have a small dick too.. and I can't do Karate.

greentea 12-11-2002 04:46 PM

Ask LUCONELY :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Chichio 12-11-2002 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Deathstar
And that is why they do this crazy karate shit and the high tech things right? :1orglaugh
you're an f'in' genius :thumbsup

LUCL0NELY 12-11-2002 05:07 PM

no. they do karate and hi techshit to reduce the size of their penis. otherwise it'll be too big for the pussy. American pussy is big but it's still too small for a normal azn dick .


wanna try ? fuck some azn then yo know wat im taking abot

opflix 12-11-2002 05:10 PM

lol... this is one myth i've heard that is VERY true... unless they are mixed with some other race, riceboy = rice dick. sorry fellas (asian guys) but your secret is out.... well, maybe it really wasn't a secret....

Jive 12-11-2002 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Deathstar
And that is why they do this crazy karate shit and the high tech things right? :1orglaugh
I saw a asian dick once it kinda looked like a yellow french frie?

and one was a hefemale with it sorta tucked inside?

sherbert 12-11-2002 05:18 PM

The creator began with Africa and travelled east. He gave all men extremely large penises, but as he travelled east he realized that he didn't have as much stock as he first thought. As he approached Asia, he reduced his givingness to compensate for his earlier generosity. Leaving Asia, he continued east to America and Australia, where he realized that his non-sparingness in Asia meant that he had a stock surplus. Not a great deal, just enough to make an average size penis. Therefore South and North America were blessed with average size penises, Africans had large penises, whilst Asians had smaller penises.

Unfortunately he didn't stop off in London, Berlin, or Moscow, meaning that the Europeans were left dickless.

It's all true.

:( :( :( :( :sadcrying

John Charents 12-11-2002 05:24 PM

:1orglaugh

Chichio 12-11-2002 05:26 PM

Isn't it the motion of the ocean anyway? :winkwink:

Undutchable 12-11-2002 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by sherbert

Unfortunately he didn't stop off in London, Berlin, or Moscow, meaning that the Europeans were left dickless.

It's all true.

So you're saying only native Americans have penises and caucasian Americans have no dicks? :1orglaugh

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 05:34 PM

Asian guys tend to be smaller in the penis department. On the plus side this makes them less over confident and more eager to please. They also tend to be leaner and less hairy then White and Black guys- the biggest dick out there doesn't make up for a big fat gut and a hairy back. Guys with big dicks have a habit of thinking that's all it takes to do a good job. If they come up a little short there then they look to do more with hands and mouth which keeps it more interesting.

We shoot a ton of Asian content, with a lot of the Asian models if they haven't had non-Asian boyfriends to get used to the size with their first shoot with a White or Black guy can be pretty uncomfortable.

[The Leader] 12-11-2002 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable


So you're saying only native Americans have penises and caucasian Americans have no dicks? :1orglaugh


LOL, good call.

opflix 12-11-2002 05:43 PM

<b>Isn't it the motion of the ocean anyway? </b>

only guys with small dicks say this shit.


<b>On the plus side this makes them less over confident and more eager to please. They also tend to be leaner and less hairy then White and Black guys- the biggest dick out there doesn't make up for a big fat gut and a hairy back.</b>

i'm pretty eager to please & my dick is nowhere NEAR small! lol... i'm not fat but i'm a lil hairy.... different strokes for different folks. ask the average braud & she'll take a big ass dick with a little skill over a tiny dick & professional pussy lickin action. i guess i could do somethin bout the hair on the back thing.... but then again, what braud is lookin @ my back when she's takin the dick every which way but loose? :winkwink:

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 05:53 PM

Well as a recall the vast majority of your partners aren't small Asian women eh Q? Maybe they have a little more space to fill up LOL

No offense but a bruised cervix is a pretty shitty way to end your day. If it hurts good luck getting a second go at it.

I have yet to meet a guy who didn't think he had all the skills in the universe. Any guy who brags about his skills sure to be a really bad lay because he'll be too full of himself to communicate. I never fuck guys who brag, they come up short every time. The only worse fuck then a guy who brags are the ones who just read some damn book- it's like "what the hell are you doing?".

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ask the average braud & she'll take a big ass dick with a little skill over a tiny dick & professional pussy lickin action
Q hun now haven't we talked about you sniffing burning plastic? You know it makes you delusional...:)

Chichio 12-11-2002 05:54 PM

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only guys with small dicks say this shit.
I was backin' up my asian friends there, hair ball. :thumbsup

opflix 12-11-2002 05:58 PM

LOL... aw man... do we have to get personal??? i was just making a comment... a true one @ that & how exactly do you know WHO i lay the pipe to? i don't think them thai chix would appreciate you dismissing them as non-asian. what do you think? talk what ya know.... next!

if chix don't like big dicks, why do THEY make suck a big deal of it? come on.... sure, no braud LIKES to be put into a coma buy some 14-incher.... the FIRST time around at least. but hell, pussy is elastic... get over it.

if you don't like big dicks... just say it & don't think everyone feels the way you do. simple. now, can we get this back 2 being an objective thread NOT about who Q is dicking down & NOT about what kinda dick Kiko can't stomach? thanks.

Chichio 12-11-2002 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by [The Leader]



LOL, good call.

:1orglaugh You Canadians are so funny. It wasn't even an American that said that shit to begin with. Wouldn't you be a transplant to the new world as well?
The New World = The Americas

opflix, I was just playin' around, man.

opflix 12-11-2002 06:04 PM

<b>chichio</b> - it's cool... all this shit is in fun 2 me. kiko knows she needs some black diznick... let's make it happen, boo... you goin 2 internext? :winkwink:

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 06:06 PM

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if you don't like big dicks... just say it & don't think everyone feels the way you do. simple. now, can we get this back 2 being an objective thread NOT about who Q is dicking down & NOT about what kinda dick Kiko can't stomach? thanks.
Easy there Q, a little sensitive huh?


Can't take a big dick? I can take bigger then any girl you know:-)

opflix 12-11-2002 06:09 PM

come on now kiko... u know i been tryin 2 get in dat ass since we 1st met online... u kinda hot... nice, athletic legs.... intelligent... fat ass pussy lips.... shit.... i think my lil lady will like you.... so we on for vegas or what? i'm sayin.... we can come back & give a "kiko vs qon" report... we'll shoot it & sell the interracial content... what do you say? 50/50?

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 06:19 PM

Well you know I would, I just have a problem with big dicks:)

http://www.kikowu.com/116.jpg
http://www.kikowu.com/117.jpg

Deathstar 12-11-2002 06:21 PM

I saw a movie, about little Tokyo or something, some cheap 1991 fighting movie, and there was a scene where there were Japanese Yakuza guys in the sauna, and they were wearing these funny handmade thongs, and...the were all flat, like shaved girls, no dick no nothing. I mean, it is hilarius when you see tons of baddass tattoed pissed off gangers motherfuckers that are dickless. A younger guy was dickless I think so b/c of that they had given him very large white thongs and he look like some baby in Pampers (dipers). It was so fucking funny :1orglaugh

Now I can have peace of mind that I don't know karate :1orglaugh
...back to getting fat :Graucho

Chichio 12-11-2002 06:22 PM

thanks, Kiko :thumbsup That'll work!

opflix 12-11-2002 06:22 PM

LOL... ok, thas good.... i'm not too fond of shit packin but we can work out some other things. you know i got mad love for you right, <b>kiko</b>? just wanted 2 make sure that when i DO actually get the pleasure of some head from ya that ya don't have any lingering thoughts about taking a bite outta Q. :winkwink:

sherbert 12-11-2002 06:22 PM


How?!

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 06:30 PM

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I mean, it is hilarious when you see tons of baddass tattoed pissed off gangers motherfuckers that are dickless.
Lot of Vietnamese gangsters are no bigger then me and tiny dicks to go with it. Last people in the universe you want to fuck with. Totally psychotic with absolutely no impulse control. These are the guys who like to stick chopsticks in peoples noses and punch the other end...

cherrylula 12-11-2002 06:31 PM

woohoo kiko nice pics, you go chick.:thumbsup

and she's right.... guys who are extra large tend to have problems staying erect, i've seen it many times in porn, its common. And right on the money about the asian guys, for the most part hehe

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 06:32 PM

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How?!
Practice:-)

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you know i got mad love for you right, kiko?
I know, if I ever shoot b/g maybe I'll give you a call:-P

opflix 12-11-2002 06:36 PM

<b>"and she's right.... guys who are extra large tend to have problems staying erect, i've seen it many times in porn, its common."</b>

what movies have YOU been watchin? lex steele, freddy mandingo & jack napier don't seem to have a problem (top big dicks in the industry & i didnt mention some white guys w/some big dicks but they'd be offended by that comment also)..... so, again, we're being a lil biased here. big doesnt always = soft and little doesnt always = ineffective.

i guess that's an opinion but it isn't "common" as far as i can tell.

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 06:41 PM

Can't say I've noticed any difference in hardness compared to size. Shooting is very different from sex, staying hard without cumming through a two hour scene with a camera crew there is totally different then a half hour romp in the bedroom.

opflix 12-11-2002 06:44 PM

<b>"staying hard without cumming through a two hour scene with a camera crew there is totally different then a half hour romp in the bedroom."</b>

now this is some true shit right here.... mafuckas always talkin bout they wanna be in porn but shit changes in front of lights, camera & a few nonchalant crew workers.

Deathstar 12-11-2002 06:45 PM

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Lot of Vietnamese gangsters are no bigger then me and tiny dicks to go with it. Last people in the universe you want to fuck with. Totally psychotic with absolutely no impulse control. These are the guys who like to stick chopsticks in peoples noses and punch the other end...
yeah, small penis frustrations caused this :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pipecrew 12-11-2002 06:58 PM

http://www.judsmovies.com/movies/3.mpeg

http://www.judsmovies.com/movies/4.mpeg


Right click and save........ this asian guy is great...... listen to the noises hahaha

Pornwolf 12-11-2002 07:13 PM

I knew I liked Kiko for some reason. Smart, pretty, local & can take a dick like a champ!

eru 12-11-2002 07:36 PM

Kiko is hot!

cherrylula 12-11-2002 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by opflix
<b>"and she's right.... guys who are extra large tend to have problems staying erect, i've seen it many times in porn, its common."</b>

what movies have YOU been watchin? lex steele, freddy mandingo & jack napier don't seem to have a problem (top big dicks in the industry & i didnt mention some white guys w/some big dicks but they'd be offended by that comment also)..... so, again, we're being a lil biased here. big doesnt always = soft and little doesnt always = ineffective.

i guess that's an opinion but it isn't "common" as far as i can tell.

what movies have I been watching? haha yeah I wish.

I used to work for one of the first internet studios, shot live hardcore for Hustler among others... I have seen more than enough stunt cocks... think what you want about the greatest of them.

Not sure about the guys you mentioned, but I have seen plenty of known male pornstars have problems with their weenies, especially if they are large as in 9 inches plus. If their stuff is extra large they often loose pressure within the blood vessels and therefore have issues keeping it up.

Deathstar 12-11-2002 08:32 PM

If I were to fuck all those perfect girls, I'd become impotent within a month :)
I like to fuck natural shy girls with personality :)

Kiko_Wu 12-11-2002 08:32 PM

Thanks guys, glad you liked the pics:-)

DearAbby 12-11-2002 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by Deathstar
If I were to fuck all those perfect girls, I'd become impotent within a month :)
I like to fuck natural shy girls with personality :)


You like girls? I figured you to be a homo... asking about dicks and all on a public message board. :1orglaugh


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