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How would you reply to this member email if you were me?
I really don't know how to reply to this in a sweet way.. I can't believe there is another solo girl out there feeding this guy ideas like this..
What I want to say to the guy is if someone ever did that to me and I found out he'd be a dead man.. and he should at least get himself STD checked then checked again before feeding his semen to unsuspecting women.. but I'm not here to lecture him, I'm supposed to live out his fantasies with him, right? I'm hoping I've waited long enough that he has already done it and doesn't need my opinion anymore hehe.. 07-24-2009 06:25 AM hey baby Aaliyah today i m gonna tell u about my secret. i am also a member of ____.com. if u know ___'s style she's really dirty fucking whore and we re sharin our fantasies and ideas about for possible but dangerous things for us. she gave me an idea last week... we r gonna have a dinner in my house with my two girlfriend of mine i have never fucked. they are only my friend. they are really sexy and hot girls. i m making a cum mix and i m thinking about to put this mix in to their food. i m gonna make them to eat my cum. they wont know. what do you think about that? i know it's not normal but if u think large and relax it's really sexy and horny idea. i want to know your idea about this and do you have any ideas like this kind of attractive and private. I know you can be hornier than ___ so lets hear your ideas. thx kisses ????:helpme |
"dear Teencat - stop making shit up and stop mailing me"
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thats an awesome idea! he could also dry some of his cum out and mix it up with some cocaine and have them snort it
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"Why don't you just come out and admit that your underwear is sitting in the blender?"
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I would say something like, I am not into that but I LOVE to do this and basically switch the subject. Still nice, but you got your point across:)
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a) stop hating on other solo girls
b) ignore him c) dont take what I say too serious |
Fucked up people everywhere.
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By changing the topic, but giving him some ideas of what does make her all hot and bothered, you are able to keep the relationship going between member and model and move past what is obviously offensive to her. |
Go eat a shit ton of McDonalds, then shit a brick the size of Rhode Island, freeze it, and send it to him, with a note saying you made him a home made snickers, and you want him to take a picture of himself eating it and send it to you.
Once he does that, reply to the email telling him what you did, and it was a fantasy of yours. |
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a. I wasn't hatin on her.. I didn't evn post her name b. can't ignore him I answer all members emails he pays 29.99 a month for this interaction :) c. done and done ;) |
opps, I was drunk when I sent you that email..
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he is probably just using that other solo girl as a way to make it seem more okay in his letter to you... he probably isn't even a member of her site.
hopefully he'd never do what he's proposing... because if he does it and gets comfortable with it... something worse will be next. i'd either ignore him, or tell him it's pretty fucking scarey. |
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a short email saying that what he is suggesting is very uncool, and end the letter, otherwise you are giving him positive reinforcement. if he wants to keep paying and talking, then go for it, but don't condone that kind of insane talk just because of a lousy $30 a month :helpme |
Dear Member:
Fantasies are what keep us going and make life interesting. They are what we dream about at night and what we masturbate to during our private moments. The best thing sometimes about fantasies, are that they remain fantasies. Most of the time, when you try to act out a fantasy, it ends up destroying it and making it a mess. Let me give you an example. Your idea sounds wild and a great fantasy, but what if you acted upon it, did it and your two friends found out what you did (we both know, all secrets are eventually found out). You will probably lose their friendship and y9ou could probably be arrested for sexual assault because authorities might believe that making girls unknowingly eat your cum is assault. Could you imagine what a mess it would be? A perfectly good sexual fantasy DESTROYED because you tried to make it real. Sometimes the best things in life are the things you only dream about! |
Dear Sick Fuck,
I hope your girlfriends take turns menstruating in your food and morning coffee. I hope they take blood from their AIDS-infected buddy and inject it into your penis while you sleep. Enjoy MY fantasy baby and let me know how it goes. |
Sounds like he needs to be sold an expensive premium upgrade.
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What a sick fuck
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tell him to make salted fish.
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My friend works in a Chinese restaurant as a waiter and he told me he is doing similar stuff to guests who are giving him a hard time or who are not tipping .... like spitting in their soup or adding shredded insects to a salad ....
This kind of stuff gives him a lot of satisfaction. |
I knew this thread was going to be big LOLZ :)
I think wyldblyss is spot on and I'll be emailing him back tonight. |
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Ok I finally got around to actually visiting the girl's site who he said "gave him this idea"
On the front page of her site it says: GANG BANG, PISSING, PUBLIC NUDITY, DEEPTHROATING, CUM ON FOOD, SPANKING The sample vids scare me and intrigue me at the same time:) |
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is that Juicy???
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Absolutely tell him that you do not approve. Don't even think twice about it. I had a similar experience once with one of my sites (different from your site), but the point is the same. When someone suggests doing something that is inappropriate you may be the last line of defense.
The member knows that what he wants to do is wrong but since you are part of his fantasy he is basically asking YOU if it's okay to act this way. If you tell him NO, he will realize that he has gone too far. This is a case where you have to tell him that he is crossing the line. The price of the membership is insignificant at this point. Tell him he's gone too far. This may seem like an over the top response, but do the right thing. He will probably email you back agreeing with you and thanking you. much more than my 2 cents (based on experience) |
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Porno Dan?
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ask him if he works at Burger King , taco bell , or mc donalds.
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there are weirdos everywhere. It might be some webmaster just messing with you.
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tell him to buy a lifetime membership for 3000$ for you to reply
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