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GTS Mark 12-03-2002 09:15 PM

Tell Me About Your Worse Day Ever
 
Cause I think I had one that ranked up there today. Did you lose your house, wife, pet, car, etc... I wanna make myself feel better by listening to your sadder stories :winkwink:

DH

asuna 12-03-2002 09:19 PM

the worse day I can remeber is putting my mom's urn in the ground last month, everyone asked me to do it... including my mom before she passed away :(

Undutchable 12-03-2002 09:19 PM

My worst day I can remember was probably something like an ex broke up with me.. I basically have nothing but good days :glugglug

GTS Mark 12-03-2002 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
the worse day I can remeber is putting my mom's urn in the ground last month, everyone asked me to do it... including my mom before she passed away :(
Shit that sucks dude, I am sorry to hear that.

DH

quiet 12-03-2002 09:23 PM

in the past year:

breaking up with my last girlfriend was really tough.
getting 36K stolen from my bank accounts kinda sucked.
the visa situation wasn't much fun.

:glugglug

ColKurtz 12-03-2002 09:23 PM

The day where I couldnt stop barfing and having massive diarhea. Man that sucked.

asuna 12-03-2002 09:23 PM

oh, and another part from my other msg, my gf broke up with me 3 days later.. when i needed her the most

Easton 12-03-2002 09:24 PM

DH, care to share your story too?

is that boy Manny The Freak fucking your shit up over there?

FlyingIguana 12-03-2002 09:26 PM

the day i went to see my father in the hospital. i was 11, being told by my grandmother that he should be out of the hospital in a couple months. his mind was gone that day, he died the next day. i knew a year before that he was going to die, but i wasn't really prepared to deal with seeing him like that. just thinking about it makes my body go numb. nothing can ever compare to how i felt that day.

booker 12-03-2002 09:28 PM

Well, I registered for this message board called "go fuck yourself dot com.."

asuna 12-03-2002 09:28 PM

and then it went downhill

XXXPaysiteDesign 12-03-2002 09:31 PM

I had to get a colonoscophy (sp?) -- I had to drink this shit that basically made me piss out of my ass. At one point I drank a glass of cold water and it came out cold.

jimmyf 12-03-2002 09:41 PM

Was trying and can't remember. I tend 2 put'em out of my mind. But I did have very good 1 yesterday, an old girlfriend came over with her broken computer. Told her I'd fix it if she slept with me.

quiet 12-03-2002 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
Was trying and can't remember. I tend 2 put'em out of my mind. But I did have very good 1 yesterday, an old girlfriend came over with her broken computer. Told her I'd fix it if she slept with me.
nice :glugglug

quiet 12-03-2002 09:47 PM

so what happened dh? your appartment burn down or something?

Kris 12-03-2002 09:53 PM

not much for sticking with bad days, but waking up in jail on mothers day in a different city than where i live and having to call a bailbondsman to call my gf to come pic me up(she had to drive an hour to pick me up and she was not happy)

a year after that waking up in the hospital and i didn't know why. i used to watch x files and i thought i was being tested on(i was wearing jeans, white t shirt socks, and no shoes). i had wires and tubes all over the place and my arms were strapped down. no one would talk to me so i busted out, ripped the iv out and took off running(blood going everywhere). got tackled by a cop and 2 orderlies(knocked one out-which if you met me, you'd know that's not me at all). turns out i had a bac of .349. the gf had to pick me up again. on the car ride home she cried the whole time, then asked why i smelled like piss. well, no one believed me when i said i had to go to the restroom, so i pissed in the bed and yelled "i'm pissing" while i was doing it.

then, two years later when i was on probation, i woke up in jail and didn't know why i was there. and the only person i could call was the same gf(who had dumped my ass the night before) and ask her to call my laywer, a couple friends to find out why i was there, and then to come pick up again.

Fletch XXX 12-03-2002 09:55 PM

:glugglug

quiet 12-03-2002 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris
not much for sticking with bad days, but waking up in jail on mothers day in a different city than where i live and having to call a bailbondsman to call my gf to come pic me up(she had to drive an hour to pick me up and she was not happy)

a year after that waking up in the hospital and i didn't know why. i used to watch x files and i thought i was being tested on(i was wearing jeans, white t shirt socks, and no shoes). i had wires and tubes all over the place and my arms were strapped down. no one would talk to me so i busted out, ripped the iv out and took off running(blood going everywhere). got tackled by a cop and 2 orderlies(knocked one out-which if you met me, you'd know that's not me at all). turns out i had a bac of .349. the gf had to pick me up again. on the car ride home she cried the whole time, then asked why i smelled like piss. well, no one believed me when i said i had to go to the restroom, so i pissed in the bed and yelled "i'm pissing" while i was doing it.

then, two years later when i was on probation, i woke up in jail and didn't know why i was there. and the only person i could call was the same gf(who had dumped my ass the night before) and ask her to call my laywer, a couple friends to find out why i was there, and then to come pick up again.

damn, you wake up in jail a lot...

L0stMind 12-03-2002 09:59 PM

I think someone has a drinking problem

Fletch XXX 12-03-2002 09:59 PM

"Oh don't talk of love" the shadows purr
Murmuring me away from you
"Don't talk of worlds that never were
The end is all that's ever true
There's nothing you can ever say
Nothing you can ever do... "

:glugglug

Kris 12-03-2002 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by L0stMind
I think someone has a drinking problem
this was all in college... i think i've matured somewhat

Reverendpoon 12-03-2002 10:05 PM

My worst x-mas memmory was the time when my dad got drunk and set the Christmas tree on fire. He then yelled for us kids to all sit around the tree and sing Stairway to Heaven. We did not see dad for a while after this happened.

L0stMind 12-03-2002 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris

this was all in college... i think i've matured somewhat

Prolly a good thing. I'd hate to wake up and piss myself :P

TDF 12-03-2002 10:09 PM

I broke both ankles playin basketball......in the same day :( :(

GTS Mark 12-03-2002 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
so what happened dh? your appartment burn down or something?

Hmmm lets see...

Woke up with a cold... Missed the courier who was supposed to come pick up my laptop and ship it to Quebec to get warrantied. Went on my daily walk down to the bank on Burrard St. No money on me so I could'nt get my daily large double/double from Tim Hortons.

Got to the bank and then was told that the bank's us exchange computer was not functioning and I could not cash my US cheques. Then walked back to spend the better part of the afternoon getting this new desktop setup with all the programs I need for work. Lots of fun! :mad:

Then to top the day off this girl I had been dating came down to see me and go out for dinner. She decided it would be a good idea if we stopped seeing each other as we are in different stages of our lives. She wants to settle down and she knows I am not in that stage... She said she is ready to settle down now and not in 5 years... Oh well what can you do.

I spent the last hour in the jacuzzi and am feeling a little better now since I have read all your terrible stories. When you think things are bad they sometimes are no where near as bad as someone else's.

DH

GTS Mark 12-03-2002 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
DH, care to share your story too?

is that boy Manny The Freak fucking your shit up over there?

Manny calls me all the time looking for people's numbers??? What am I 411??

DH

Mutt 12-03-2002 10:15 PM

GFY is a young crowd, i don't think the majority of people here have seen any family members or close friends die.

Well, you have something to look forward to! :thumbsup

Watching people you love getcsick and then die is the worst.

Losing pets can be bad, when this dog i have now buys the farm i will feel as bad as losing anybody human other than at most three people, and they only get the edge because they are humans.

Personal worst days other than deaths........... hmmmm, being the new kid in school halfway through a school year really sucks.
Getting dumped really sucks but i've never been dumped where i didn't know it was going to happen and wasn't actually relieved so i can't say i've ever wanted to jump off a roof over a woman.

Reverendpoon 12-03-2002 10:16 PM

Hey D.H. it could have been worse, she could of said she was moving to Surrey.

GTS Mark 12-03-2002 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reverendpoon
Hey D.H. it could have been worse, she could of said she was moving to Surrey.
As a matter of fact she lived pretty close to Surrey! LOL!

DH

KRL 12-03-2002 10:18 PM

When my father died suddenly of a heart attack in 1987. He was in NYC at work. I was living in California at the time with my girlfriend. We had been out late the night before and I wanted to sleep in late so I had turned all the ringers down on the phones. He died at 7:30 AM east coast time. Something woke me up earlier than I planned and I walked into my home office and the answering machine was blinking that the message memory was completely full. I was like what the fuck, who the hell was calling me so many times during the night. Of course all the messages were from relatives and my family trying desparetly to reach me.

The fucked part everybody was crying on the messages but no one said what had happened only to call home right away. I was numbed out totally sensing someone had died and couldn't even get to the phone which then rang as soon as I flipped the ringer volume up. It was one of my cousins who then told me my dad had just died. He was only 58 so it was totally unexpected. I just dropped the phone and started shaking uncontrollably thinking ok this whole thing is a nightmare and I'm still really asleep and I tried to tell myself to wake up wake up. Then my girlfriend woke up and saw me standing there shaking and unable to talk and she thought I was having a heart attack and she started to freak out and ran to the phone to call 911. Then I just spent the next hour nonstop crying from the depth of my soul in total disbelief that I would never see my father again.

After that I'd say the other bad days were when 2 of my German Shepherds died. They were like children and losing them was very depressing and sad.

The thing with my dad still hits me and I'll wake up out of a cold sweat kind of sleep dreaming about him and thinking he is still alive and I can pickup the phone and call him and then getting smacked in the face with the reality he died all over again. You just never really get over that shit. It lingers in you forever when you lose someone and you don't even get to say goodbye.

The other major bad one was the 1994 Northridge Earthquake which totally fucked up the gorgeous home we had just recently built.

Reverendpoon 12-03-2002 10:19 PM

Not true Mutt, last July I had my faforite aunt die in my arms after a long battle with altzheimers so I know where you are coming from. It hurts like a bitch for a long time.

Mogul 12-03-2002 10:21 PM

The day I got caught trying to juggle 3 girls because I got WASTED at a party where I really did not know many people and went home (and fucked) a fourth and apparently they had friends there.

TIP #1. If you are into Asians as I am, don't try juggling two or more at once. Chances are they know each other or know the same friends :)

Not so sure that was the worst day. Probably the worst was the day I was going to meet two HOT asian girls for some fun and got sick before hand :(

To me, that is worse than losing your house or some material bullshit like that :)

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.

SleazyDream 12-03-2002 10:22 PM

after reading these stories I realized that I really don't have any problems.

Reverendpoon 12-03-2002 10:23 PM

Quote:

As a matter of fact she lived pretty close to Surrey! LOL!
Were you not one of the guys who warned me about Surrey girls?:1orglaugh

Kris 12-03-2002 10:27 PM

i feel used ;)

GTS Mark 12-03-2002 10:45 PM

Hehe day is starting to shape up again. Just got a call from this 21 year old hottie I was talking to a bit before I started dating the last one.

Ahhhhhh you gotta love life!

DH

GTS Mark 12-03-2002 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reverendpoon

Were you not one of the guys who warned me about Surrey girls?:1orglaugh

Well she wasn't actually from Surrey, she was from a neighbouring suburb. Makingcoin loves the surrey girls!
:winkwink:

DH

Reverendpoon 12-03-2002 10:49 PM

Quote:

Makingcoin loves the surrey girls!
I knew there was something just not right about that boy.:1orglaugh

p1mpdogg 12-03-2002 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
"Oh don't talk of love" the shadows purr
Murmuring me away from you
"Don't talk of worlds that never were
The end is all that's ever true
There's nothing you can ever say
Nothing you can ever do... "

:glugglug

the cure.

rdunn404 12-03-2002 10:51 PM

July 5, 1997
Leaving Taste of Chicago on 4th of July heading back to Atlanta the next morning. I was driving a van through a long stretch of highway in the middle of Indiana cornfields with a partner of mine. The highway narrowed to one lane since they were doing construction on the road. I hit some debris in the road at about 50-60 mph. The next thing I know the van is flipping over and over down a hill. I think I flipped about 4 times in all. It ended up upside down. I had my seatbelt on and braced myself so I wasn't injured, but I looked around and my partner wasn't even in the vehicle. The doors were crushed shut, so I had to climb out of the van through the fiberglass roof that was torn off during the crash. So now I'm looking at all my luggage, video cameras, etc in the freeway and looking for my friend. I see in the distance him lying on his back in the middle of the highway not moving. I run over there and see blood coming out of his ears and mouth. He wasn't wearing his seatbelt and must have been ejected through the roof of the van during the first roll. I'm in shock thinking about him dying cause he had a young daughter at home. My accident also caused three other wrecks from other people rubbernecking and obviously never seeing a big van roll that many times like the movies. The ambulances came within about 20 min. and took him to surgery and had to cut the other motorists out of their cars that were injured in the other wrecks and take them to the hospital. My friend made it out without major damage but had to go through about 2 yrs of therapy because of nerve damage to his back.

2nd worst day ever...
Sometime in 1996, I used to throw popular high school house parties. I promoted them and my brother DJ'ed them. Well this one we threw at this neighborhood clubhouse got too packed and young people got wild. All of the sudden I hear about 6 loud pops and everyone starts crashing over each other trying to get the fuck outta there. Some thug had a beef with a cat from earlier that week and must have come for retribution at my party. He came and shot two guys. One died and the other was paralyzed for life. Also a female was crushed by the melee and got her foot broken from being trampled. She was on the drill team/cheerleader at my high school, so obviously she had to leave the team for the rest of the year. On top of that, a group of dunk muthafuckas said they wanted their money back (and all the money from the party) since the party was shut down so decided to wait for me in the parking lot with a 12 gauge. I had to tell some people to throw a decoy and tell them I left already and I had to hide out all nite from being jacked or worse.


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