OMFG I just got majorly played so bad (PRANKED) Cops involved
 

So my cell phone goes off and it shows as Called ID my main house line (Landline)

I am like wtf...I am the only person in the house? Some guy asking questions saying to come to house and what not...


So I am shitting a brick cause I am in my towel thinking there is some fucker in the house ready to kill me....

I jung up and the phone rang again so I am shitting a brick...

I called 911 thining ok juicy is dying tonight..

Seems......... my douchebag brother used a IPHONE APP that can mask the caller id to make it look like ANYTHING...

The cops came fast as hell and then the douche calls me to say he was pranking me ( He is in Los Angeles now)

My heart is still racing I had my knife in hand and baseball bat...

He realllllllllly got me good , I had to explain to the fucking cops it was prank and all this shit , but they really got here fast though

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better hope there ain't no murderer tomorrow night because they won't come :(

let me tell ya , I really was shitting a brick kinda like a bad horror flick

Better find out what app he used and get him back!

Oh dude, I'd have peed my pants.

this is why some of us have guns :)

ahahahah good shit
seems worth the 99 cents

http://www.pcworld.com/article/15333...ml?tk=rss_news

that calls for serious payback!

remember when we were kids and used to sneak up into your mothers room when she was at bingo and we would smoke her cigarettes, put on her lipstick and try on her underwear..

the summer days were so hot and we would play in the fire hydrant and the water droplets would slowly roll down your soft tan skin. i couldnt wait for the sun to go down so we could go up into your room and you would towel me off and rub lotion all over my sunburned body.

your dad would put those big italian sausages on the grill and while we sat at the dinner table and i watched you slowly put that sausage in your mouth, i wished that was my sausage that you were sliding into sexy wet mouth.

that was the best summer in long island ever...

Pix of you shitting a brick or it didn't happen

... and does anything happen to your brother (from the cops stand point)? Do they get to pay him a visit, and are they willing to take a photo of him as he opens the door?

Please, don't stop now.....
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Ha ha that reminds me of an incident in the 80's when I lived in this house with a couple of roomates. The main guy was this dude who was ok but there were drugs around and stuff which was no big deal, but he would get kind of nutty at times. He rented to me and this other dude.

The main dude decides that he is going away for the weekend to the snow I guess, and the other roomate is away also. So I have this big house to myself all weekend.

So on Saturday night after drinking and playing the TV and the stereo all day and night I decide to go to bed.

I'm sleepin and it must be about 3 or 4 in the morning or something and I had no clothes on. Suddenly I'm awakened by a huge bang in one of the other rooms. I laid there a moment with my heart pounding and then I heard someone stomping around and slamming stuff around the house.

By now my heart is pounding and I am petrified. There is someone in the house, and they sound violent, and they obviously do not care if somebody hears them. So of course I assume I am probably a dead man if I do not get out of the house somehow.

I grabbed the only thing I could find quickly, which was a dress shirt and it was not a long one if you know what I mean. I threw it on and climbed out the window naked like that. I had to scale the wooden backyard fence that was as high as my forehead with just this shirt on. And let me tell you I was movin fast.

I was afraid that whoever it was might have become aware of my presence and would try to stop me.

So there I am out on a residential street at 3 AM naked except for a shirt that I am trying to pull over my balls and my butt and wondering what to do next.

I got a block away and knocked on a neighbors door. I had to laugh. They came to the door and when I explained the situation they called the police for me.

The cops got there fast and were looking at me funny. Hey, what do I care, at least I got out of the house.

We went back to the house and the main roomates car was parked in the driveway.
The problem was, I thought he had taken his van.

The cops shined lights on the house and somebody came to the window.

Guess what, it was the dumb roomate. They made him come outside and had me identify him before they would assume that things were ok.

It turns out that he had not been having a good time on his weekend adventure so he decided to come home. I guess he was beginning to come down off his high and was feeling kind of shitty. He walks into the kitchen and takes something out of the cabinet and a bunch of stuff fell out onto the floor. He was not pleased. He became enraged and began ripping the doors off the cabinetry and throwing them and emptying the silverware drawer out all over the floor. This would be about the time that I woke up and my little naked adventure began.

We both thought it was pretty funny and I had no hard feelings.

But I do know what it feels like to think there might really be someone in the house who might not have your best interest at heart.

It's quite a rush!

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Juicy are you ok? Do u need a hug?

I could go to New York.....

You make hot man love with Mr. Billy and then you feel better you will see!


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This sounds like a plug for an app made by juicy. :upsidedow

damn Juicy, you really pull them out!

http://panther.is0.okcimg.com/graphics/cranktime.gif
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sounds crazy

You 2 timing whore!

That'd be trippy

Prank him back..

Here's a hint:

Call a gay escort service in LA, tell them your brother is heavy on cop types and that you want a birthday surprise for him..

Give the escort guy instructions, let him dress as a cop and tell that he's there to investigate an incident where NYPD was called last night to the place of his juicy brother...

THEN send him to the adress in LA and..

True That.

I have a glock 19 in my office at all times. Its concealed but only an arms length away. :winkwink:

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He is in Los Angeles , the cops were cool actually not the typical douchebag cops... he was like wtf when i told him about the app and what it did and so on , they didnt take my bros name or anything no report and such I dont anticipate anything happening

I cant get a permit here at all , its a pain in the ass to get one I looked into it.

but if you go 20 miles in a radius from NY area you can get permit with no issues

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh nring marketsmart we cann go to the guido clubs lolll

I'm kind of offended you didn't come here and ask for our help :/

Haha looks like someone has a lot of free time in his hands

now, there is an idea:thumbsup

Juciy get a guard :D

And that's why more accidents happen with guns than that they're actually used for selfprotection and that's why basically the whole world thinks that Americans are idiots.

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Your bro got you good indeed.Payback time!(2 bricks involved)

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Thread Title ; "Help I think a killer in my house what should I do" ?


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Idiot call cops :1orglaugh

I'm glad you weren't injured.

Next time will be crying wolf and your friend that punked you won't be laughing.
But yet, still a good story.

I'm going to have to do that sometime. I run a pbx where I can set the caller ID however I want.

Glock 19 here too. Ali carries a Glock 27. Additionally there are the cameras and alarms.
Anyone trying to bust into our office is fucked. Aside from our own personal security, I
figure the physical security nicely compliments the multiple firewalls that separate your
credit card numbers and such from our internet connection.

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/20...H_GRAPHIC.html

http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcdguse.html

It's the person; not the gun.