What is the greatest TV line of ALL TIME?
 

According to a recent survey,the greatest TV line of all-time is one of the following...

a. Doh! - Homer Simpson
b. Dy-no-mite! - JJ Evans
c. Ayyy! - The Fonz

Those were, incredibly, the top 3. Got any other contenders?


The winner, btw, of all time, is/was....


a. Doh! - Homer Simpson


I honestly don't know who decides these things. "Doh!" is a classic for sure, but greatest TV line of all time?

You tell me.

Don't you think you've been a little hard on the Beev this week Ward?

Fuck yeah now we're talking. :thumbsup

"I'm coming, Elizabeth" - Fred Sanford. Totally different context, but, what the hell, right? :thumbsup

"As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly!" - Arthur Carlson WKRP

Jane, you ignorant slut.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner :1orglaugh

http://redlightnaps.files.wordpress....d20_img_15.jpg

Tool Time!

These pretzels are makin me thirsty.

To me, that's a catch phrase (like all the other ones mentioned), not a line.

I prefer:

"They say you are what you eat. You must eat a lot of garbage."
- Fred Sanford :1orglaugh

Now THAT is a line :thumbsup

I like a lot of Dale Gribble quotes. For example

"That is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupid!"

Exactly!

This one's the winner in my book...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=thPN6-5tA9Q

Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.

"serenity now" - Frank Costanza

Got to go with Homer!

I think this is a Seinfeld line orginally.

:thumbsup

"Norm!"

DO'H
http://i43.tinypic.com/2pzd6b4.jpg

I got me a sixth grade educayshun ~ Jethro Bodine.

"Go away, Peg!" - Al Bundy. :))))

thanks gilligan ! :mad:

LOL! Love that line!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2306/satur...ichelle-triola

Cheers:

Rebecca (to Sam Malone) - "Let me put it to you again...in baseball-eze - its the bottom of the ninth, you've got two out, two strikes...and no balls."

oh oh oh ginger

If it's SANFORD and SON ..

Lamont "I want a job where I can use my head as well as my hands."
Me: "Yeah, they got that, alright, they'll put a cap on your head and a broom in your hands"

Or this,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JD44ouab5pc
2:53-2:54

http://members.shaw.ca/cyberdogs/pics/mrburns.jpg


exxxcellent.

Asta la vista babe :) that is the only one which come out of my mind

All in the family, when edith used to ask archie when he was upset...

Do ya need an enema?

wut you talkin about willis.

Quagmire: Want to be run my sack across your face?"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Magnum P.I. : "Ivan, did you see the sunrise this morning?"
Magnum gets revenge on the Soviet officer who killed Corky.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXa9w...layer_embedded

"You Got it Dude" Michelle Tanner
"How Rude" Stephanie Tanner...
"Anyone got any cheese?" Steve Urkle

Damn straight. Mr. Burns rules.


Also,

Sledge Hammer = Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

"No soup for you!" Seinfeld

If those are the top 3 it's obvious some people here are missing what the survey was looking for - not just a great line out of one episode in a TV series, but a catch phrase used over and over again by a character in a series like Mr. Burns and 'Excellent'

D'oh is easily the number one - that's become part of the English language, I use it all the time. So do most people.

Get Smart had a bunch

'Would you believe..........'
'Missed it by THAT much'
'and lovinnnnnng it'

Are you having a laugh? Is he having a laugh?