Canada Is Prepared For War!
 

The Prime Minister of Canada has told the US that they will comit planes, ships and troops to fight Iraq if needed.

I'll bet Saddam is fuckin scared now!:1orglaugh

But seriously though...its the thought that counts.

We have a military? I thought we just used the US one when we needed it. Huh. You learn something new everyday.

WG

While we're talking about world news and Iraq let me mention this article:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/fc?cid=3...mocratic_Party

Basically its Al Gore blasting Bush for being a fuck up. Both on Iraq & the economy.

BTW the Canadian army is just small, the soldiers man for man are one of the best in the world.

well at least Chretien said the right thing. Canada should do anything it can to help out the USA. There is little difference between the two countries, the ragheaded mutants are against our way of life and support for Israel. Canada has the same way of life and supports Israel.

the Canadian military is a joke, full of social rejects and laughable equipment.

I say Canada does its part by drafting Pam Anderson and sending her in the theater of operations to service the troops sexually. It will help morale out if like for every 10 Iraquis killed a soldier can earn an hour with Pam.

other than that i don't what Canada can do, butter tarts maybe or some Joe Louis cakes.

doesn't she have herpes or some shit? plus she's old now.

talk about an oxymoron: canadian military

well i suppose we could send over that one plane of ours... oh no wait, it's in the shop... LOL

what a fuckin joke we are... besides canada's just one big pussy these days when it comes to war, so we just hide behind the americans and the british...

yeah, just ahead of France

just send us the canadian snipers

i remember the from afghanistan

http://www.snipersparadise.com/articles/2430kill.htm

Its true!

I saw all 10 soldiers marching today and pushing our 1 tank along yonge street today

LOL... it's funny cuz it's true!

what a pathetic bunch we are... we're the world's whipping boy and the fact that canadian tourists are liked all over the world is proof nobody respects us... can't say i blame them.

"During the next four days of fighting, the Newfoundland corporal set what is believed to be a record for a long-distance shot under combat conditions, hitting an enemy gunman at a distance of 2,430 metres."

WOW!

i can see saddam shittin his turban.... ;-)

gj though canada, let's go kill some towelheadz!

i hear its more fun than hunting moose ;-)

You are quickly becoming my favorite Canadian.

Too funny... :1orglaugh

Canada's preparing for war!!!

What we have a tank!!! Damm if we get rid of the tank, we won't need those 10 soldiers to push it.

ahahahaha.. i never knew canada had any type of armed forces.. thats cool tho.. like many said canada and the us must stick together.

and pamela anderson has hepatitus c or b one of the 2, so i doubt anyone would want to be fucking her anytime soon

we have some type of gforce 2 commando squad or something like that

I dunno, but they have been well trained..

watch out osama the mountys are comin for you!

That's a Liberal myth. "Our army may be small but it is top-notch!" No way. Don't believe everything you hear on the CBC.

Little money to train, poor pay, old equipment, not enough equipment, little ammo to practice with, little r&d into new methods and technology. You can't tell me that doesn't affect the capabilities of every man.

I don't question the heart of the guys. But let's face it they spend more time in sexual harassment training than they do in live-ammo training.

That's the way it is. We Canadians are, for all intents and purposes, defenseless. Our military is strictly for show - literally, and without exageration.

I've never voted Liberal or Progressive Conservative in my life, so I can hold my head high. The rest of you: it's your fault - you're the ones who keep voting those fucking self-serving assholes in.

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Ah, it felt good to get that off my chest. :karaoke

actualy we are rated #3 in terms of training. It was i believe the UN who published the test it showed

#1 Israel
#2 Britain
#3 Canada

#25 US

Look god knows the canadians army sucks ass because of its size and lack of funding but are training is some of the best. We mite not go head to head with anyone else but we offer services that help in a iraq war

FOr example are sniper teams are rated #1 is the world and the current long distance kill record is held by a canadian that saved a couple US marines in afganistan

We also offer medical and support systems . we mite not send in 100 000 troups but the guys we send do help allot.

And atlest we dont drop bombs on are allies lol :thumbsup

Maybe they don't need a gigantic military because they haven't spent the last few decades pissing off much of the rest of the world with their foreign policy?

LOL GOOD POINT :thumbsup

Fucking right!

ok so you have 3 "leet" soldiers, we have VOLUME
The U.S. is more industrialized than any other country in the world. With 1 phone call we can have 100,000 soldiers knocking on your door today. We have the most technologically advanced military in the world.

I hope we bomb the fuck out of Iraq. And we should "accidently" bomb Kuwait like we did the chinese embassy, those ungrateful fucks.

oh and Canada isn't shit without the U.S. Canada couldn't stand on it's own two feet without the U.S. We feed your country for christ sake.

Bring it!

I cant see that being accurate. Americans know how to fight, they know weapons, they know military strategy better than any country. Fuck they are always fighting someone. Surely they must know!

there is no fear like 100 canuks at your door with hockey sticks and labatts ready to kick some ass

you fuckin canadians crack me up :1orglaugh

keep your stick on the ice bitches

i remember that chiness incident they said it was a mistake but 1 week before rebels shot down a us stealth plane using a chiness bought weapon fucking funny :thumbsup

oh and they accidently hit it with not 1 not 2 not 3 but 5 JDANS

Canada doesn't need millitary, they don't try to find new people to bomb every 2 years...

How many enemies does Canada have, besides the Americans who think they're lame? No country hates Canada, and that is why a Canadian passport is the best thing to have when you travel.

of cource nobody fucks with canada...what the fuck point is there...theres nothing to want. its cold and boring. the sunlight looks like flourescents....and you pay liek 60% taxes and cant have guns...what a threat

your fucking france jr.

wake the hell up

You're totally right about the taxes... and it is boring.

But the USA fucked with Russia even if there's nothing more there than in Canada.

The only reason the USA fucked with Russia, is because Russia wanted to dominate the world, and it is the USA's job.

Bottom line, if Canada started acting like the USA, it would gain a lot of enemies.

Canada has more resources than any 2 countries combined...maybe someone would want that? Iguess your too dumb to know that though cool guy

Man the shit is thick in here.. Canada #1 Don't think so :321GFY

1. You don't need a military cause the U.S. is here to protect your sorry asses.

2. You don't have any enemies cause you live in a country full of pansy ass scared shitless pussies. :)

How many troops did Canada commit to the Gulf War? Not enough to count.

And I hate your fake ass money that isn't worth shit!.. :)

LOSER :321GFY

what resoures are those? pussys and hockey players?
do you not realize that if you werent siting directly on top of the united states someone would have taken your french asses over by now? what are your mountys going to protect you?

get a fucking clue

Again, another witty post.

Yeah, but what exactly is being measured there? Training time? Percentage of military budget spent on training??

It means nothing as far as capability.

I think we Canadians tend to be a proud bunch even to the point of arrogance. And often it is not justified. Keep in mind the CBC's mandate is to "promote the Canadian way", that doesn't necessarily mean tell the truth. It is a national myth that our military is some sort of small but highly effective fighting machine.

Do you think Liberals could emancipate our defense capability without that propaganda?

Put 100 equipped Americans up against 100 equipped Canadians. Who do think will win?

Now 100 Britons against us?

Now 100 Belgians against us?

Now 100 Australians against us?

Now 100 Iraqi Republican Guards against us?

Our boys lose every time.

A once (justifiably) proud country is now completely irrelevant in all worldly concerns. We sacrificed more on a per capita basis than any other country in World War I. It could never happen today; we would be afraid of what people might think.

better than living in a country of morons

with you as the prime example

duh...