CarlosTheGaucho nearly got laid last night...
 

when i left him this morning at 5 am he had 2 girls in the works, one looked like Cameron Diaz with a bigger ass.

today he claims that he has her number and that she wants him to help her with some "school" stuff... :error

he also asked where he can get a schoolgirl uniform :1orglaugh

is she 16?

unfortunately she seems to be older :upsidedow

haha lol
almost...

Ah shit yeah,

as far as my academical and tutoring abilities are well known, it's my duty to be there and to help.

I expect the first consultation on Thursday or Friday.

Thanks to Lykos from www.adulteurocontent.com for the dinner!

I would take some pics but the last time I tried that I was so drunk I messed up my camera.

What's the legal age for sex in Poland, 29? (:winkwink:)

lulz at uniform :)

it's not legal to have sex in Poland unless you are married and your parents, her parents and the priest give their ok

How drunk was he.. that will decide whether to believe him or not.. LOL

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Not only that I will have a chance to hone my spiritual skills regarding the classic philosophy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ncis_Bacon.jpg

But I also always wanted to go out with Cameron Diaz.

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...thing_suit.jpg

She's a beast, I can read it in her eyes.

And the priest has the absolute right to sit next to your bed and beat off when you have sex with her for the first time.

Goddamn let's give the man some justice, here's a nice picture:

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/data/adu...04c1c0c270.jpg

Whole damn Canada would melt down in front of my drunken charm yesterday! :winkwink:

yeah, thanks to Lykos for the dinner. he also took it like a man when the granny hit on him later at Charlie's :1orglaugh

correction - meant with humans, not sheep or goats :winkwink:

You got to give us details as to the exact lesson you are planning for your new student.

Yeah, I mean she was hot for her age, but damn she probably needs a good psychiatrist rather than a hard throbbing cock!

http://www.geocities.com/dallaspics/050-elby.jpg

congrats on your possible first sex experience visions ... :)

I'm so excited, and I will not even need to come for an advice to GFY.

I saw monkeys in National Geographic, that should be enough!

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...Monkey_Sex.jpg

and till I'll have her in a preferred love nest of a choice, I'll only listen to sexy music.

http://buzzardbook.files.wordpress.c...roxy-music.jpg

My body will talk like never before!

Sounds like love

Mr. Romance

I <3 carlos.



thanks all.

:Oh crap :Oh crap

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:thumbsup

Carlos is a man on many talents ;)

lol, nice one :)

I'm just listening to one of the best bands you can listen to if you need to be a sexual
übermensch.

http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/u...-color---E.jpg

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...esto-Front.jpg

Hey! Gilf's need love too!!!!:winkwink:

Glad to see my Euro Boys are all having fun!

use condom and throat fuck her!!!!!!!!!!

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FYI: :warning
http://www.ryulion.com/images/cockblock.jpg

Europeans Billing Europe!
 

So did you leave Carlos at the right or wrong time? :winkwink:

Having problems getting laid in the Czech Republic?

Impossible. Doesnt pussy just throw itself on you when ya get out of the plane?

from my point of view absolutely at the right time :winkwink:

This is some funny stuff BOYYYYYYZZZZZ!

Jay's clip is such a classic.. bong bong bong...

xoxo
Leslie

If it's 5am or around 5am you're not getting laid Carlos. Most bar girls will just pass out drunk on your bed if you get them home at all. lol.