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BOSS1 01-26-2009 01:11 PM

I want to be next Peter North...how to significantly increase sperm volume
 
I want bitches do drown in it ... what is the best way of doing it?

bufferover 01-26-2009 01:14 PM

L-Lysine can help you little bit

who 01-26-2009 01:15 PM

go to peternorth.com and buy that shit he's peddling (some kind of gook mushroom extract). Take it for 3 months, then threaten to sue him if he doesn't reveal his real secret.

Secondly, Not many girls like loads of cum, but I hear gay dudes do..

Nikki_Licks 01-26-2009 01:20 PM

Here ya go
http://www.orderogoplex.com/?a=34197...oplexropes&c=0

billywatson 01-26-2009 01:25 PM

HCG -- gonadatropin.

Google it.

mynameisjim 01-26-2009 01:29 PM

When I cycle on creatine I go all Peter North style. But like the other guy said, most girls don't like getting covered in goo.

Try some creatine.

Dwreck 01-26-2009 01:38 PM

I asked the man himself. Tons of water, chicken and pine apple juice for flavor!

jmcb420 01-26-2009 01:48 PM

Water water water and jack off til your about to nut, but dont...take a break, calm your dick down, then do that jackin thing once more. Dont nut, not even a little.

Bust that one off within 6 hours of your last jack session and its gonna be fucking huge. A little watery, but if you want "bitches to drown in it" as you say, that's a way to do it.

Veevee 01-26-2009 01:59 PM

Virlix @ virilix.com.

seeandsee 01-26-2009 02:08 PM

eat lot of meet, eggs and fish

John-ACWM 01-26-2009 02:21 PM

Hope you'll drown some bitches in it :1orglaugh Good luck in your quest

Scott McD 01-26-2009 02:22 PM

Don't masturbate for a year...

BOSS1 01-26-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson (Post 15390364)
HCG -- gonadatropin.

Google it.

I have that lying around its animal grade though... might work

BOSS1 01-26-2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15390374)
When I cycle on creatine I go all Peter North style. But like the other guy said, most girls don't like getting covered in goo.

Try some creatine.

I take creatine regularly so I guess maybe I up my dosage

punker barbie 01-26-2009 02:30 PM

this thread is awesome.

CIVMatt 01-26-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dimitar (Post 15390315)
L-Lysine can help you little bit

Match that with ZINC pills + creatine

punker barbie 01-26-2009 02:31 PM

some of the suggestions are hilarious

Elli 01-26-2009 02:31 PM

Um, if you drink lots of water an hour or two before the sex, you'll have a lot more volume. It's all about the hydration :)

Tom_PM 01-26-2009 02:38 PM

Wear loose boxer shorts. Keep cool, you wont produce if you're too hot. Dont use a laptop on your lap; common sense like that.

EscortBiz 01-26-2009 02:43 PM

swallow his load?

Dirty D 01-26-2009 02:43 PM

If you are a cop, don't point the radar gun at your crotch...

tony286 01-26-2009 02:46 PM

bromocriptine it was used by bodybuilders in the 80's for getting ready for contests. it helps weight loss and it increases sperm volume.

CaptainHowdy 01-26-2009 02:47 PM

Water does it for me...

u-Bob 01-26-2009 02:49 PM

http://www.volume-enhancers.com/ :)

jmcb420 01-26-2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 15390789)
If you are a cop, don't point the radar gun at your crotch...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dial 01-26-2009 03:08 PM

unless you are born with it, it ain't gunna happen

don't believe anyone on here, they want you to believe they can shoot huge loads, but in reality none of them can even get a girl without paying her, and when they do they drip drip drip that shit out.

dial 01-26-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15390808)
bromocriptine it was used by bodybuilders in the 80's for getting ready for contests. it helps weight loss and it increases sperm volume.

you want SEMEN increased, not sperm

F-U-Jimmy 01-26-2009 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 15390933)
unless you are born with it, it ain't gunna happen

don't believe anyone on here, they want you to believe they can shoot huge loads, but in reality none of them can even get a girl without paying her, and when they do they drip drip drip that shit out.


Ha Ha Ha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Actually there is one way to 100% guarantee an increase in output, but I doubt many will want to do it.

All you need is an enlarged Prostate ( Benign prostatic hyperplasia :Oh crap). Normally you Prostate is the size of a walnut but it can grow to 4 or 5 times this size and it will produce proportionately more Jizz. How can you enlarge your Prostate ? its as easy as contracting Chlamydia trachomatis:Oh crap or a simple UTI . Urinary tract infection. Left untreated it can spread to your Prostate and make it grow.

Side effects are difficulty peeing, blood in semen and possible cancer, is it worth the effort ? :helpme

zEn84 01-26-2009 03:53 PM

L'arginine is by far the best for distance, volume and blood flow. If you read up on it, apparently it was used for E.D long before viagra was aorund. Any body building store usually carries it.

Turned me from a spewer to a fucking cannon. If you like to work out as well, it's also a benefit for muscle repair. I've cut my dosage down to like one every 2-3 days since I don't need as much now. You will see huge results even after a week if taken daily. Here's a little read up on it.. Try it out!

Quote:

L-Arginine (sometimes just called Arginine) is a non-essential amino acid that is beneficial to the body in many ways. It is used in both treatment for high cholesterol and sexual dysfunction. However, L-Arginine benefits reach far beyond these treatments.

In the pancreas, it aids in the release of insulin, which in turn, boosts metabolism, especially of carbohydrates. L-Arginine benefits weight control as well, aiding in muscle metabolism. The more muscle you build, the more efficient your body (thus, you store less fat). Also, within the pituitary gland, L-Arginine is a component of human growth hormone, helping to regulate growth patterns.

An L-Arginine benefit is the release of compounds that produce energy for the muscles. In fact, L-Arginine is utilized by several systems and organs in the body, including the liver, the pituitary gland, the immune system, and the male sexual organs.

As a bodybuilding supplement, L-Arginine benefits the user by assisting with muscle energy, growth, and repair, as well as tissue synthesis. What this means is that you'll be able to build muscle faster with less soreness as the muscles grow and repair faster.

If you want the best L-Arginine benefits, take the supplement in its powder form, which is pure and can be absorbed into the body more easily. This offers optimum efficiency in processing the L-Arginine. And since all people are significantly different metabolically when it comes to amino acids, you'll want to start with a smaller dosage and increase. Most people need a dosage between 2 and 30 grams. In natural form, L-Arginine can be found in whole wheat, soy, rice, nuts, grapes, seeds, corn cocoa, and some other foods.

BusterBunny 01-26-2009 04:05 PM

just cum in their eyes then pull out a keister stashed turkey baster full of fake stuff and blast away they will never know the difference...

StuBradley 01-26-2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 15391285)
just cum in their eyes then pull out a keister stashed turkey baster full of fake stuff and blast away they will never know the difference...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BOSS1 01-27-2009 01:07 AM

So after my research and your advice here is my plan.
Pineapple- for taste
Arginine for volume
Creatine
Zinc - which I take anyway cause if you have too much sex that what you need to use to replenish it
L-Lysine

Dont ask me how I will measure results

Makingcoin 01-27-2009 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 15394567)
So after my research and your advice here is my plan.
Pineapple- for taste
Arginine for volume
Creatine
Zinc - which I take anyway cause if you have too much sex that what you need to use to replenish it
L-Lysine

Dont ask me how I will measure results

What is wrong with your current 'volume'? Are you performing on film?

$5 submissions 01-27-2009 01:14 AM

Zinc helps with propulsion, supposedly.

After Shock Media 01-27-2009 01:22 AM

Sounds easier to just go down and change your name than take all that shit if you really want to be the next Peter North.

By the way if he is really slinging some herbal crap for sperm loads, who's product was he taking before that existed?

BOSS1 01-27-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin (Post 15394599)
What is wrong with your current 'volume'? Are you performing on film?

yes but private films only... I just feel that its not enough

borked 01-27-2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 15394567)
So after my research and your advice here is my plan.
Pineapple- for taste
Arginine for volume
Creatine
Zinc - which I take anyway cause if you have too much sex that what you need to use to replenish it
L-Lysine

Dont ask me how I will measure results

Make sure your liver is up to it before ramping up doses....:2 cents:

Anthony 01-27-2009 10:43 AM

Clomid. Trust me. There's a reason it's on PCT after doing a cycle.

Juilan 01-27-2009 10:59 PM

I love how the list keeps getting bigger

NickB. 01-27-2009 11:01 PM

lots and lots of eggs - skip on the yellow part

Thats my thing, I throw packs of spagetti on girls faces


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