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Kard63 01-07-2009 03:39 PM

the Laser Hair removal place refused to do my balls
 
They wont even do the stubble at the base of my cock. WTF is wrong with them? Has any dude had their junk done? Its not a hardcore pain so it could be fun. I guess it would be awkward if I blew a load all over her safety goggles.

polish_aristocrat 01-07-2009 03:40 PM

why did they refuse?

The Heron 01-07-2009 03:45 PM

Did they tell you to come back when you got rid of the crabs?

BAKO 01-07-2009 03:46 PM

hahahahaahah

EscortBiz 01-07-2009 03:47 PM

use a place that caters to gays in ny for example its romeo and juliet

HCBabes 01-07-2009 03:51 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JamesK 01-07-2009 03:53 PM

I got my ass lasered a while back. Was a great experience :thumbsup

mynameisjim 01-07-2009 03:56 PM

I'm not a doctor but your balls seem to be a different kind of skin than the rest of your body. I don't know if I'd want any lasers down there.

Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

dav3 01-07-2009 03:57 PM

The nano laser hasn't come in yet. Call them back in about a month.

Kard63 01-07-2009 04:07 PM

I wanted them to do my asshole too so it would be easier to get chicks to toss my salad but they declined. I will have to go to the gay place next time but the session had better be recorded. If they slip me some finger I'm goin to court!

seeandsee 01-07-2009 04:10 PM

dirty furckers :)

Libertine 01-07-2009 04:12 PM

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIV...1004/hsg2.html

Have them waxed instead :helpme

Persius 01-07-2009 04:45 PM

fuck laser/
waxing just shave

collegeboobies 01-07-2009 04:46 PM

Thats discrimination...

Gary_TLX 01-07-2009 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15295037)
I will have to go to the gay place next time but the session had better be recorded. If they slip me some finger I'm goin to court!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WinstonTriplexcash 01-07-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15295067)

That was a nice article, thanks for sharing!

TidalWave 01-07-2009 05:24 PM

i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

OG LennyT 01-07-2009 05:33 PM

dudes that laser their face = metro gay fuckers

TidalWave 01-07-2009 05:38 PM

thanks :)

Choker 01-07-2009 05:38 PM

When i lived in orlando i couldnt even find a place to wax my ball sack. Here in Miami all waxing places do that, I' getting my third laser treatment on my face and crotch this week. They burn all the hair on my cock, balls, above my cock, around my asshole everything. 6 treatments for both my face and crotch for just $999 hell of a deal. It's actually a spa in a shopping mall. You must live in a conservative town.

Choker 01-07-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 15295667)
i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

Yah first time hurts the most. Go to a adult store buy a tube of anal eaze, spread it on your face 5 minutes before they start lasering. I'm not kidding man it works I did it.

TidalWave 01-07-2009 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 15295790)
When i lived in orlando i couldnt even find a place to wax my ball sack. Here in Miami all waxing places do that, I' getting my third laser treatment on my face and crotch this week. They burn all the hair on my cock, balls, above my cock, around my asshole everything. 6 treatments for both my face and crotch for just $999 hell of a deal. It's actually a spa in a shopping mall. You must live in a conservative town.

Wow, thats pretty expensive actually! I think I'm only paying $40 per time for my entire face.

PSSuperstars 01-07-2009 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 15295667)
i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

It doesn't hurt less.
Hair grows in 3-4 stages.. depending on the person.
They have to up the voltage of the laser each time.
It WILL hurt more.

The final time I went... my fourth session.. They suggested that I numb myself with a numbing cream first. I cried so hard.. AND it was numb.. That's how badly the 4th session hurt.

Then they told me, "Oh well your final stage of hair has a blonde root, so this probably isn't going to last, we'll give you 50% off touch ups.."

Grr.

PSSuperstars 01-07-2009 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 15295790)
When i lived in orlando i couldnt even find a place to wax my ball sack. Here in Miami all waxing places do that, I' getting my third laser treatment on my face and crotch this week. They burn all the hair on my cock, balls, above my cock, around my asshole everything. 6 treatments for both my face and crotch for just $999 hell of a deal. It's actually a spa in a shopping mall. You must live in a conservative town.

That's actually a really good price. I think I paid 1200 for lip and arms... 4 sessions each... and this was done by a real RN...

You didn't think it hurt? I must be a wuss then.

AaliyahLove 01-07-2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15295037)
I wanted them to do my asshole too so it would be easier to get chicks to toss my salad but they declined. I will have to go to the gay place next time but the session had better be recorded. If they slip me some finger I'm goin to court!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaughKArd hunny, do you think HAIR is the only reason chicks won't toss your salad? I'm sorry, I am a kinky girl, but for me anyways, I love to get my salad tossed, but it does not go both ways! Men's assholes are... ugh.. heheh

TidalWave 01-07-2009 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PSSuperstars (Post 15295895)
That's actually a really good price. I think I paid 1200 for lip and arms... 4 sessions each... and this was done by a real RN...

You didn't think it hurt? I must be a wuss then.

Dude, my eyes teared up too. That shit is crazy lol. I wish it could just happen in one big hit like waxing or something.

With the laser, its over and over and over and over and OVER again. Crazy lol

brassmonkey 01-07-2009 06:23 PM

hahahahaha wow :helpme:1orglaugh

Kard63 01-07-2009 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15296077)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaughKArd hunny, do you think HAIR is the only reason chicks won't toss your salad? I'm sorry, I am a kinky girl, but for me anyways, I love to get my salad tossed, but it does not go both ways! Men's assholes are... ugh.. heheh

Pppfft thats what you think. If I ate your ass you would feel like you owe me so much you wouldnt be able to wait to get your tongue in my bung. :1orglaugh

AaliyahLove 01-07-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 15296643)
Pppfft thats what you think. If I ate your ass you would feel like you owe me so much you wouldnt be able to wait to get your tongue in my bung. :1orglaugh

But there are other ways to pay a man back sexually without sticking my tounge up his butt.. ewww heheh

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tony286 01-07-2009 09:10 PM

it sounds very painful lol

Spunky 01-07-2009 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15296646)
But there are other ways to pay a man back sexually without sticking my tounge up his butt.. ewww heheh

What if I showered first? :upsidedow

edgeprod 01-07-2009 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15294973)
Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

I guess it's all relative to the size of one's balls.

corbu 01-08-2009 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15294973)
I'm not a doctor but your balls seem to be a different kind of skin than the rest of your body. I don't know if I'd want any lasers down there.

Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

i would say the same thing. the skin is different. plus they probably don't want that lazer near your balls even if they do the stubble on top

kmanrox 01-08-2009 01:19 AM

i've had the upper cheeks of my face done and it hurt like a MOTHER FUCKER

i was cursing, kicking lolll

Nicky 01-08-2009 01:46 AM

Fuck that shit, shave is the way.

Brujah 01-08-2009 01:59 AM

Wow. Guys of the world are all turning into girls.

TidalWave 01-08-2009 02:10 AM

yo, i have to shave every day. its a pain in the ass.

Iron Fist 01-08-2009 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 15294914)
Did they tell you to come back when you got rid of the crabs?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 01-08-2009 06:32 AM

Why did they decline?


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