I need some advice for gfy parents
 

My daughter is 2yrs. old and she's starting to take her diaper off in the middle of the night....which usually leads to a little mess :feels-hot

She wears pj's to bed and takes them off and then off comes the diaper. I don't know what to do!!!!????

Any suggestions from parent here PLEASE!!!

Thanks in advance :)

make her sleep in a bathtub so it is easy to clean

You are going to need a lit cigar, a ballpeen hammer, and duct tape.

I have a friend who house broke his puppy, he would rub the dogs nose in it and hit him with a newspaper and throw him outsite. Maybe this will also work with children:2 cents:

i think that is like the 3rd funny thing you have ever said.
good job sport. :thumbsup

buy pj's that are hard to take off, eg. ones that have a zip on the back !

Armed Squirrel reccomends duct tape. Lots of it.

I, on the other hand, would reccomend maybe switching her PJs for a all-in-one romper suit?

Funny guys but I'm being dead serious here.
My boys never did this,so I'm not too sure what to do.

I just went into her bedroom to check to see if it was warm enough in there and was greated with this stench and a little pile of doodoo...:helpme

Kenny I'm not going to let my little princess sleep in the bathtub,or rub her face in it etc.. I'm looking for help not asking for child abuse strategies.

I just finished giving her a bath to clean her all up and she's now pretending to be sleeping on the bed next to me:1orglaugh

AWW - Kevin as far as I know they only have pj's with zippers on the backs for little babies not older kids,but a good idea...I'll keep and eye out for them.

Anymore suggestions?
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Errm I don't think mine was "Child Abuse"?

Unless you buy a romper suit that's made of a printed fabric with N Sync all over it?

Romper suit with a zip in the back. She won't be able to get it off.

Bless her little heart - what a doll :)

I see only two possible methods fear or blackmail.

lol I was just joking about the "child abuse" thing :)
I've never seen pj's with zippers on the back for kids her age,just for little babies.

She's a doll no doubt about it but she can also be a little bitch :)


N'sync...:helpme

Id hate my mom if she posted pics of me on this board when I was young.

staple the diaper to her :thumbsup

suspenders

Now how is this going to work???

:1orglaugh She's 2yrs. old,I don't want to make her afraid of me...she's my princess :)

:1orglaugh Don't tempt me. We've used duct tape a few time but she still got out of it.

http://www.keepkidshealthy.com/toddl...esistance.html

I love google.

evillittlegirl.... haha that is really phunie :1orglaugh

AWW had the right idea. I had the same problem with my son for short period.....

You can buy pj's that have the zipper on the front and just put them on backwords. Works like a charm.....

Cute kid btw :)

I don't think she's ready to be potty trained yet. She doesn't usually make faces when she's gotta go...lol you know :)

Her brothers were trained @ 1 and are fully trained. I think she wants to be like them kinda...she see's them using the toilet and she hops on but never goes.

She never takes her diaper off during the day or when we have our eyes on her,only when we can't see her (night time)

Out of ideas then :(

You can always rent Armed Squirrel to keep watch.

(He made me say that. :helpme )

:thumbsup

btw. name is Kevin :winkwink:

restraint straps on the bed. Buckle the little demon down to the mattress. Or try Rohypnol.

A good molesting should cure the problem.

you could try pullups.

I think that's her problem.... they'd quickly turn into pulldowns-and-take-another-dump-on-the-floors.

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not funny asshole.....

perhaps. i just find that little ones who start removing their diapers are ready for toilet training. pullups are a great way to toilet train. they're also more comfortable than diapers, well at least i think they are :winkwink:

I don't even remember what I did.... it's been quite a few years since I last strapped a diaper on any of my kids... hehe....

You cant shit and pee if you dont eat or drink.

Maybe its time for a "fasting".

agreed..... or a good cork.

no, molestation is definitely it.

and make it so poo poo and pee pee in toilet equals food rewards.

After a few days of fasting, poo poo in toilet is gonna become quite an attractive proposition.

She is doing it because she knows you work in porn. I would shit the bed as well if my mom was gobbling cock on camera.

Two words:

Velcro Wall.

It worked for David Letterman, it'll work for this kid. ;>

Cheers,
Backov

we have an old family story that's been passed down for generations that we like to tell the kids at that age, right before they go to bed...

it's a very touching story, about how Uncle Harley turned into this big hairy freaking monster and now lives under the bed, and likes to bite the legs off kids in the middle of the night if they get out of bed or sometimes if they even wake up....

try telling her that story a few times at bedtime...

Very true. You should probably start in with the head games first as they are harder to prove to child protective services. "fasting" leaves visible results and should only be resorted to as a last ditch effort if all else fails.

I have a nephew with a homosexual name, Trenton. He is 5 or so. He annoys me at times, so I developed a rather graphic story about the man who killed himself in his bedroom before he got there. And that the tree outside his window was used by another man who committed suicide as well. And conveniently enough, there is a an old rope swing rope still attached to the tree. The very rope he had used to hang himself with is now his swing. Or was his swing. Now if he starts to annoy me, all I have to do is start talking out loud to the two dead individuals, and its cry baby time.

And of course I have to tell him that when his mother tells him the story is not true, that she is only telling him that because she doesnt want him to know the truth.

Are you saying you wear pullups, and prefer them to diapers?

I know it's not normally expected from this board...or fuck, even from me, but here is a straight answer:

don't sweat it

all three of my kids went through "naked time" it's time to introduce them to the toilet....believe it or not, Labret was on to something with the food as reward ;)

my youngest is barely two and he's going through it a bit now....

my friend FuckBucket's kid is almost 3 and going through it....although my oldest two were pretty good about not removing a shitty diaper, but were known to ditch a wet one....but FuckBucket's kid loves to play with shit...we're talking a shitcity model in waiting...he's a good kid except the whole "look daddy, here's a present...a pile of shit..."

my youngest is at a point where he wants to wipe his own ass with a wipe mid-diaper change.....it's kind of cute until he's brownfinger all over the place and then saying "look daddy" as he shoves a shit-covered digit towards my face....

so, just get her used to the potty and if she does most of her disrobing at night, put her back in onesies or as mentioned, with a zip in the back....if you don't have one, get a baby monitor and you'll often hear a little voice before the removal....

I wish my kids would just grow up and start impregnating prom queens or something...except my daughter...she's going to a nunnery at 8...

she saw her mom take it off so she wanted to be like her mom.

and i wouldnt recommend posting pics of your kid on a porn webmaster msg board.