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boneprone 12-30-2008 11:35 AM

PENTHOUSE HIRES BONEPRONE: I now work for Penthouse!
 
Finally a company has noticed my skills. My true gift!

My main job will be dealing with Debt Management and Investment Consulting.
They hired me in dealing with the 400 million debt specfically.

They were very impressed with my very public "Lock Bets" posts on GFY and how I kept winning. My knowledge of not just table games, but sports, poker, and horse racing has spiked intrest with the company.

They have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

Thank you Penthouse.
My reputation speaks for itself.

Altheon 12-30-2008 11:37 AM

Who needs TARP when you've got Vegas right? :)

media 12-30-2008 11:37 AM

hahaha good one man.. that position is a LOCK!

HorseShit 12-30-2008 11:38 AM

congrats on the new gig bp, if you're ever interested, you're welcome at Ibill too

CaptainHowdy 12-30-2008 11:39 AM

LOL Congrats...

boneprone 12-30-2008 11:41 AM

Here we were yesterday.

(my official first day at work)

I was teaching Marc Bell the CEO of Penthouse the Basics.
How to do the BP4L handsign.

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re6.jpg

boneprone 12-30-2008 11:43 AM

And this was the first day of work at my investment firm.
The Casino.

Notice the Craps Table in the background (my staff) and of course my Secratary A Penthouse Pet.

http://a261.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...a7eee49874.jpg

96ukssob 12-30-2008 11:43 AM

thats awesome, congrats man!

boneprone 12-30-2008 11:44 AM

Roulette will also be VERY IMPORTANT in winning back the Debt.
With my winning system everyone can win.

http://a916.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1af4b653fb.jpg

boneprone 12-30-2008 11:45 AM

This may be just my first day at work, but already we have put a dent in the Debt.

http://a51.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/...909c168b52.jpg

Bling Bling.. This aint chump changes bitches.

We talking 400 million. This is a job for boneprone.

CarlosTheGaucho 12-30-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15262121)
Here we were yesterday.

(my official first day at work)

I was teaching Marc Bell the CEO of Penthouse the Basics.
How to do the BP4L handsign.

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re6.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SexualDragon 12-30-2008 12:00 PM

congrats!

MichaelP 12-30-2008 12:02 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL Good One See ya in Vegas :thumbsup

brassmonkey 12-30-2008 12:03 PM

damn cogratzz on dat

V_RocKs 12-30-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15262136)
Roulette will also be VERY IMPORTANT in winning back the Debt.
With my winning system everyone can win.

http://a916.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...1af4b653fb.jpg

I see he brought his lucky hooker from the 80's.

HBKKH 12-30-2008 12:41 PM

hahahah..

tomud 12-30-2008 12:49 PM

wow, congrats boneprone :pimp

Tomud

PXN 12-30-2008 01:08 PM

Good luck

Rochard 12-30-2008 01:10 PM

Congrats BP!

Triple10Terry 12-30-2008 01:14 PM

Win that money!!

boneprone 12-30-2008 02:54 PM

Im thinking of putting 2 million on the Blazers vs the Celtics game tonight.

Of course Ill be sitting Front Row Courtside for that. Ill post pics later.

Gawd Damn I love my new job! This job was made for me!

CumSensei 12-30-2008 02:57 PM

Damn boneprone, you gain weight? ;)

boneprone 12-30-2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CumSensei (Post 15262977)
Damn boneprone, you gain weight? ;)

Its water retention.

vod 12-30-2008 03:17 PM

Congrats seeya in Vegas ;- )

C-Luv 12-30-2008 03:35 PM

Congrats, Can you get me a job as a pet????? lol, jk

boneprone 12-30-2008 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 15263119)
Congrats, Can you get me a job as a pet????? lol, jk

Yes. But you would have to fuck me.
Thats how this biz works.

Fucksakes 12-30-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15263335)
Yes. But you would have to fuck me.
Thats how this biz works.

I fucked her lol

AmeliaG 12-30-2008 05:02 PM

:1orglaugh Thanks. That just made me literally laugh out loud.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-30-2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15262088)
They (Penthouse) have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

I thought gambling is how they got into debt in the first place... :upsidedow

Wow! You already have a drink holder and a card counter - sweet! :thumbsup

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...p4l-ilv7-7.jpg

ADG

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 05:41 PM

congrats, hope the man treats ya right.

LoveSandra 12-30-2008 05:43 PM

nice job:)

MrDeiz 12-30-2008 05:44 PM

ha-ha, boneprone

very delightful joke. i like it ;)

Wagerboy 12-30-2008 06:55 PM

Im not so sure about the 2 mil Blazers bet. Im going the other way. save vig? :)

Voodoo 12-30-2008 06:57 PM

I hear scratch offs are a good investment too. The only thing is finding the man power to go buy up all the tickets, then scratch them all off until you win big!

digifan 12-30-2008 08:36 PM

Now that was real funny ;)

munki 12-30-2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15263539)
I thought gambling is how they got into debt in the first place... :upsidedow

Wow! You already have a drink holder and a card counter - sweet! :thumbsup

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...p4l-ilv7-7.jpg

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Odie 12-30-2008 08:45 PM

see ya next week BP??? :)

Imortyl Pussycat 12-30-2008 08:58 PM

he shoots, he scores! *giggle*

Phil 12-30-2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 15262088)
Finally a company has noticed my skills. My true gift!

My main job will be dealing with Debt Management and Investment Consulting.
They hired me in dealing with the 400 million debt specfically.

They were very impressed with my very public "Lock Bets" posts on GFY and how I kept winning. My knowledge of not just table games, but sports, poker, and horse racing has spiked intrest with the company.

They have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

Thank you Penthouse.
My reputation speaks for itself.

did anal hobit get a job as well?

Spunky 12-30-2008 09:11 PM

Congrats on the new gig :)


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