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boneprone 11-07-2002 03:57 AM

Want 15000 Free Hits?
 
Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.

I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries.

Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free?

All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign.

You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

Post the video here, you get the free hits.

You have my word.

This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well.
Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.

vasten 11-07-2002 03:58 AM

I'd be all over that.. but i shaved on saturday... can i shave my rectum instead?

Brown Bear 11-07-2002 03:59 AM

Damn, I just used my last tube of Icy Hot by squirting it up my ass.

p|mpdog 11-07-2002 04:00 AM

when i was in bootcamp, i put flexall 454 on my sack as a dare, and that shit was fucking hot and cold at the same time, was painful and pleasurable at the same time.. weird. been there done that.. might do it again

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:00 AM

Im fucking serious guys.
Do this and Ill send you 15k, and make you BP4L Family 4-Life.

Joe Sixpack 11-07-2002 04:01 AM

Ha... I bet Boneprone just sends 15K hits from the Jesus Hitbot and has a good chuckle at the expense of some poor fool.

SetTheWorldonFire 11-07-2002 04:01 AM

so... what was the bet?

Jimbo 11-07-2002 04:01 AM

getting some :popcorn: to see this :)

Alky 11-07-2002 04:01 AM

sounds tempting. :winkwink:

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:03 AM

Must be ICY HOT.

And Must be freshly shaved.
The Shave and the application of the icy hot must be on film.

And then after the application I must see you do the "4-Life" Hand sign and say "From the Necar of the Bone Flows All That Clicks"

This saying is a mandatory procedure for all that have entered the family. However doing this after a shave and icy hot would make you ELITE BP4L

Dildozer 11-07-2002 04:03 AM

all this for 15k???
no thanks
god knows how long it will take before it ends up on Kazaa

TheFLY 11-07-2002 04:04 AM

I think he's serious...

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:04 AM

Also, your video will be on the boneprone4life.com site with your name and link to your site or program as we list all of the family members.

(soon to be remodled)

TheFLY 11-07-2002 04:05 AM

I'd do it but I made a pledge to be 100% natural.

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:06 AM

who the fuck cares if it ends up on kazza.
You dont have to show your face.

Just your cock getting shaved, the icy hot, the BP4L hand sign after you apply the cream, and the proclimation saying "From The Nectar Of The Bone Flows All That Clicks."

frankfortuna 11-07-2002 04:06 AM

Didn't this just occur on the Howard Stern show the other morning?

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:08 AM

Im not doing this for a dozen people, just one person.
One person only..

Maybe two.

So you will become an instant star.

Trust me, im a master at craeting a name and making something popular.

You could become popular overnight after this, and you and your program would be on the radar of many webmasters after this..

Benifits of the family..

No beat in's, but burn in's.

TheFLY 11-07-2002 04:13 AM

<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/hippo-yell.gif">

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:14 AM

comeon Pete, tell em its not so bad.
You had to do this when you were admitted to the family.

SetTheWorldonFire 11-07-2002 04:15 AM

just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling :thumbsup

TheFLY 11-07-2002 04:15 AM

<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/macho-manboobs.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/glassjoe1.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/flamenco-dance.gif">

Jimbo 11-07-2002 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
just hire Rufus... or Bling Bling :thumbsup
I don't think they can get crack or beer instantly with 15k of traffic

L0stMind 11-07-2002 04:22 AM

just a hint.

when you play rugby, and you put icyhot on the inside of your thigh due to a pulled muscle and pull your drawers on after the application, by the time you hit the field you wanna die.

not nice.

but after you shave your nuts? hmmm, prolly hurts like hell :P

boneprone 11-07-2002 04:24 AM

probably.

Should be worth the price of admission.

WHos man enough to step up?
Step up and prove to be worthy enough to join the family.

boneprone 11-07-2002 05:02 AM

do any of you have a camcorder?

Well do any of you have the balls?

thatdykeliz 11-07-2002 05:08 AM

Goddammit...if my site was already up and you'd accept a chick shaving her pussy/applying IcyHot, I'd do it. I could use the hits, and I have no fucking shame.

tree 11-07-2002 05:13 AM

that shit would burn for hours :feels-hot ...i hope somebody does this

NickB. 11-07-2002 05:17 AM

Damn I do that shit once a week !!!
How can I transform it into media player ?

Benja 11-07-2002 06:25 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I want to see that !

Pornwolf 11-07-2002 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/macho-manboobs.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/glassjoe1.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/flamenco-dance.gif">
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ya got me looking for my old Nintendo!

BR Guy 11-07-2002 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.
ok, I've to admit that I'm a bunghole but what the hell is icy hot?
english is not my native language and I don't have clue for that...
:helpme

pornJester 11-07-2002 07:12 AM

i'd do it but i'm too lazy to goto the store to buy some icy hot :helpme

Jakke PNG 11-07-2002 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
do any of you have a camcorder?

Well do any of you have the balls?

I ain't got a camcorder nor have I any idea what icy hot is.
I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..

Va2k 11-07-2002 07:51 AM

SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it

THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this

:1orglaugh

some_idiot 11-07-2002 08:01 AM

Electric , safety or straight razor?

I haven't done anything this stupid in awhile, do I need
to be sober? Any bonus for having a girl do the shaving?

quiet 11-07-2002 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I ain't got a camcorder nor have I any idea what icy hot is.
I shaved my balls yesterday and put some aftershave on 'em. That's fun too..

your posts are almost always strangely amusing

pornJester 11-07-2002 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by va2k
SCREW that I had a girl puke on my nuts given me a blow job while i was photographing her after i cleaned up she finished then I went to the store got me mtdew and some rubbing alcohol and started by pour that shit on my nuts and dick and cleaned it I was driving home whiel I was doing this as was going down the interstate I about wrecked my fuckign car I looked like a drunk sob I took my new mt and soaked my shit with it

THAT WAS Pain I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH AGAIN good luck to who ever does this

:1orglaugh

you were pouring rubbing alcohol on your nuts while driving down the interstate?

High Quality 11-07-2002 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Im willing to send 15000 free hits to whatever program or site of your choice, if you can get on film for me you shaving your nuts and nut area and then rubbing icy hot on it afterwards.

I hear icy hot makes the area very smooth afterwards so no worries.

Who has a video camcorder, and who wants 15k in hits free?

All ya gotta do is film you shaving your privates, and show th e tube of icy hot and you applying it. Then I need 2 MINUTES of footage of the after effect. You telling me how you like it, and saying "From the Nectar of the Bone Flows All that Clicks" and then flashiong me the "4 LIFE" boneprone family hand sign.

You have to say this AFTER you shave, and apply the icy hot.

Post the video here, you get the free hits.

You have my word.

This will automatically get you into the Boneprone Family as well.
Fuck the hits, the getting into the family is where the true value is.

Yeah, I saw howard Stern last night too, you unoriginal fucken bastard. :321GFY

AzteK 11-07-2002 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
<img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/macho-manboobs.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/glassjoe1.gif"><img src="http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/nudepunchout/flamenco-dance.gif">
I miss that game! :glugglug

Jakke PNG 11-07-2002 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


your posts are almost always strangely amusing

That's because:

a) I don't do it on purpose
b) I'm retarded
c) I'm drunk
d) You're drunk
:)


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