Umm...someone please help
 

So, many of you already know I am a big looser. I not only make $3/day with my 1,200,000 uniques/day site, but I also don't know how to pick up women.

Can anyone please give me some tips on how to pick up chicks?:thumbsup

Yeah, you come to the right place.

ahahahahaha...... for 100k of traffic, i can teach you


hrmm but didnt you pickup Aria? and you do have the shirt that attracts the ladies

ah :( damn

Another try at a dvd player?:1orglaugh

cool ;) Hit me up!

I NEVER GOT ONE! GFY doesn't like me enoug

use a gun.

the shirt's chemichals vaporated, and I can't efford another one with my income :(

TIPS FOR GETTING LAID:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ghlight=Leykis

TIPS FOR GETTING A SHORT TERM RELATIONSHIP:
1. Find a single mother.
2. Tell her you love her.

TIPS FOR GETTING A LIFE PARTNER:
1. Stop trying to pick up chics.
2. Focus on making yourself better.
3. Focus on your own goals.
4. You'll meet a life partner, who is into what you are.

That's about it my friend. :)

Must say atleast you are being a good sport..... People are going to so rip into you tonight, per the usual

Wow, dude, you are a genious! Did you make up that thread on your own ? That text is fabulus!

For 100k of traffic, I can give you some advice. Won't be compatible with the other stuff you'll get, but it does work.

Yeah bro, that's because I know there will be couple of people here that will just give me tips, and the rest of them I just let reap into me, I don't give a fuck

Gotys, you are a big time TGP guy, do what i do.... big wad of cash in your shirt pocket and strap your cell phone to your knee, never been known to fail..:)


shemp

Ask Boneprone. He's fucked everyone.

drive a convertible benz with 20inch wheels,,

even bald headed fat guys can pick up chicks
with that ride

got to a club and wait untill 3am , you'll find a bunch of
(drunk/desperate) women who will lower their standards
enough to give even you chance :winkwink:

and i thought it was my personalty :(

Just get an expensive car and the ladies will be all over you, sad but true. Oh forgot, you only make $3 a day, tough luck :(

http://www.krawl.com/petr/car.jpg

that one doesn't work for me :(

haha so true :1orglaugh

hey gotys, someone stole the licence plate off your red 1988 chev celebrity in the back of that pic and stuck it on their beamer..

oh shit!!! :glugglug

get a newer one!

I walk around with my pants unzipped and my cak hangin' out. Works every time. Just walk behind the next chic you want to go out with a give her a poke in the butt with your exposed cak.

Just be careful around pets (especially dogs).

with my $3/day? :(

which Model is that?
looks like a 94 320S(EL) am i close :winkwink:

almost! :)

95 E420

wow!!!! Does that work? I should try next time I go shopping

I wouldn't lie to you. What are friends for:)

I don't know if an 8-9 year old Mercedes will do the job. If you want to go all superficial and flash, you can't go half-assed. Might be easier to go with some sort of substance. Especially if you look like most of the guys who run big TGPs. :winkwink:

no no no!!! I AM CUTE! ASK ANYONE!

I usually used the 'act not initerested method'...... this worked for me when I didn't work from home with girls but now that I do I am fucked....

This started to work when I was 17 banging my 21 year old supervisor... Paying her little attention acting like I was to good for her.......she may have been a slut but it felt good fucking an older bitch. :thumbsup

yeah it must be a GREAT feeling picking up a chick
because of the car you drive ( and the Bank owns )
:1orglaugh

seriously though "just be honest with them"
women have an amazing ability to see straight through your
bullshit little lies :2 cents:

Depends what kind of woman :)

Girls LOVES a guy who makes them suffer.

That is how pathetic they are. You should keep that in mind.

Anyway, my best advice is to get a hooker.
With a hooker, at least, you know the price
that you´re paying for her to spread her ass.

With the rest of the womankind, expect to pay a really
high financial and emotional price.

yea - but he only makes $3/day thou:1orglaugh

he wants a girlfriend - hookers are for guys that ALREADY have girlfriends. You pay a hooker to leave.

SD pure wisdom.