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Porno Dan Once Called Me " The Least Respected Man in Porn"
So I found this funny when I read this article this morning on ********.COM
"Porno Dan is an Annoying Fucking Tool" --on the web Jack wrote this commentary in response to the Bukkake omelet press release put out by Porno Dan- you know, the shoot that was robbed of $3750. Jack writes on www.ihatewhores.com : I cannot take another fucking second of this Porno Dan retard. Is there nothing you won?t do for attention? I?ve been meaning to write about how much I fucking loathe you since your birthday party and Sexopolis attention whoring threads on XXXPornTalk. That?s not to say I started hating you then. My hate goes back much further than that. Christ, you are an annoying fucking tool. Please take your ridiculous act elsewhere. It?s been great laughing at you over the years but I think it?s time to move on to someone new. Now you are no longer someone to ridicule for fun, now you?re just making people mad. I have to address your involvement in hetero porn as it seems like an odd fit for someone as fruity as you. Watching you fuck broads is as out of place as Stephen Hawking auditioning for Dancing With The Stars. What I?m trying to say is ? you look like a pickle smoocher. Totally. I mean seriously. Everyone thinks it. Has anyone actually mentioned it to you? Dude, I have fabric softener that is rougher around the edges than you are. Now this cooking the omelette thing. WTF? Nothing slightly gay about standing over a hot stove with a pan full of jizz cooking in front of you? I assume you?ll be wearing an apron to hide your erection. I can totally see you tasting it for seasoning and people gagging while you respond ?What?s the big deal? It?s just cum!? I?m seriously disgusted by you. In addition to what I mention previously, I also hate everything else about you. Specifically, your phony life of the party persona. Your ?I love women? schtick. Dan, you love women so much because you practically are one! BTW, you are not an overgrown frat boy. I?m sure the closest you?ve come to being a frat boy was jacking off thinking about frat boys. Also, your hair is stupid. Lastly, So is your dumb domain ?TheLittlePenisThatCould? it really should be TheLittlePenisThatNeedsAttention?. Get some help, fuckface. I guess you were wrong about me Dan.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
hah, i always thought you guys were friendly for some reason.
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KB there is package arriving for yoou today via Fed Ex
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I like to kid with him But I also like to call people out when they need it sometimes... :) |
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I will only accept illegal fruit from Hawaii |
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This might be fun...
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i find your history and story in this biz one of the most interested
well to me atleast |
Pigeons are cool
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For somene who is a proud member of Phi Kappa Sigma, this reminds me of a rush shirt we made many years ago Rush Skulls "Love or Hated, but Never Ignored" |
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KB can be a stupid self promoting bitch, but I am starting to see why people like him. :)
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Did that just come from you? Nice. |
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I am not taking credit for writing this entry. I didn't I just posted what was written on http://www.********.com lol Brad M complimenting me? Man the world is truly upside down. :upsidedow |
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Thanks Chris If u like my story I can't wait for you to read it in print form very soon. I have a huge author writing it. |
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Your biographer is the guitarist for Velvet Revolver??!! hehe |
I don't know the history here, but cooking an omelet full of cum does have some major homosexual vibes.
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http://www.davidkushner.com How are you Beth??? We had a blast in Maui. Next time u should come with us :-)) |
catfight.....
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damb, nobody got my barney rubble reference!
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Ok enough with the pigeon already
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ahhhhhhhh fuck i went bot on the wrong thread. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
these were for players ball thread. HAHAHA |
To show how much I still love you, you are welcome to come shoot for me in Berlin
fucking-around-and-business-discussion/859952-american-male-talent-berlin-venus-hit.html |
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