Sexual World Record to be set this Wednesday - 70 Man Cum Omelet!
 

This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, ?I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.?

Powers? useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, ?We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.?

Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, ?Porno? Dan Leal. Leal stated, ?I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It?s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.?

Ms. Ami Emerson said this, ?I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?

Don't chefs secretly taste all their meals, to make sure they're delicious?

cool I guess :winkwink:

That is going to be a salty omelet!

Good Lord ...

Mom will be proud!

Useless... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sounds like a fun time, enjoy

Not in this case


It will be entertaining

Well, I'm on no higher ground, bro. My morbid curiosity demands to see what what a 70-man cumelette looks like. :winkwink:

Bon appetit!

they should licence this to Iron Chef

will be on the menu in restuarants across the world imminently

Holy shit.

Are you going to put some more ingredient in the omelette ?

On todays Iron Chef, the secret ingredient is SPERM

The Essence of Emeril

thats nasty

Talk about having egg on your face...

disgusting.

:(

Nasty... Need any BTS shot for xpeeps?

pretty nasty. do diseases get cooked out of that omelet?

No just CUM nothing else

Maybe - Here is the lucky girl

http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...s/img_0051.jpg

what is she getting paid to do that?

HAHA Lucky?!?! She was the one that just used to do softcore right???

God I wish I could see that

Yep she did her first boy girl when she blew me at Blue Moon Nights.

She has come a long way since then hasn't she.

.....without cheese or onion....ugh

Almost wish I was going to be back in town.

I wonder what that's going to smell like. Actually, no I don't.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH :1orglaugh

hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wow, ive worked with Ami several times and she's sure come a long way in the past couple months since she moved to LA!

I just got a killer idea. It includes a message like the one above and a 900 number. I won't act on it though because I don't like to makes $1000's a day...

Make sure you use low fat milk

Ohh yea she has...

I am so desensitized by normal sex I love this shit, i'm fucking sick, go Dan and jim! :)

BTW, How much are you paying this worthless piece of shit, to have the dining experience of her life?

Gotta hand it to her

Thank you very much for the kind words. Hit me up [email protected] when you get a chance



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Yes you do, you really do. :thumbsup

there's still time to stop this dan.

that is just nasty!

I lost my appetite!

toatally revolting there dan