Enzyte owner gets 25 years + $500 million
 

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.../BIZ/308270019

PEWF. URDED.

I would think so - probably time to tone down their claims.

So, are the penis pill guys worried now?

I think it's lame to promote that kind of stuff.

Yikes... that's a hefty fine.

Wow thats a lot of money

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude p0wned his own MOMMA!

It wasn't the phony pills that got him, it was the charging of credit cards beyond what customers agreed to and their "auto ship" program. If he just sold the phony pills he would of been alright probably.

But hopefully those ads wont be on TV anymore, I hated that smiling guy.

Yeah I was going to say 25 years at first was a little excessive

I wonder if he will be selling those pills in prison?
better bring the Anal Ease.

the claims part is nothing to worry about really
as stated in the thread already it was his biz practices that got him and his greed

you could NEVER cancel with them
they would say they would refund and never do it
keep sending after asking them not to

Holly Shit ... Owned! ... now lets here about the annoying Extenze ... with their "Stein Institute" ... lol

Uh-Oh... a fello Nati' man goes down.

you mean like pre checked cross sales:winkwink:

Now Bob's asshole will be as wide as his smile...

Non violent offender. Probably serve time at club fed. Still losing freedom for 25 years isn't easy no matter wher it's served. Being a federal conviction he'll do at least 22 years.

Cah-RUSHED.

I think I would be doing anything in my power to flee the country if I had socked away many millions in swiss accounts and was facing 25 big ones...

I'd disappear into the outback or some pacific island or something.>> Get a little facial surgery and retire into a discrete house in paradise.

I always find it kind of funny how people can get by by doing something a little bit shady... but then they push the envelope just a little bit more and that's what gets them. It seems like every white collar crime ends up like that... they get something going good, and then they just get a little too greedy and push it too far.

Yea indeed.

wow, he got screwed good...

What was his net worth?

Even if he only does 7 of the 25 years paying back that $500mil will likely kill him.

Fuck, no wonder it never worked and I'm still ordering..

fuck, shit, god, dang, mother, fucker, shit.........

























FUck it..

Those were some seriously annoying commercials.

Once the feds pick something up, you're fucked.

95% conviction rate
And you do at least 85%

God Damn, they sure were.
And the whole time I always am thinking I'd hate being any bigger.
I'm no huge horse cock but I would rather be smaller than larger.
If I could be 3" I could get the whole thing into a womans mouth.
Grrr.
I don't like being throated.
Being deep mouthed would just be wonderful.

Too much attention... thats what killed him.

Misleading sales are bad thing.
I saw lot of it in adult biz.

In adult it gGoes something like this:
"Join now for free! Just leave us your CC for Age Verification!"

Nothing about charging is mentioned to the customer.
Customer signs up and after 3 days it starts rebilling...

Those doing this should go to jail, since are just robing people and make other from adult biz look wrong in media.

THAT is a misleading statement that you just typed lol There is always the fine print about rebilling after the trial is over AND the customer gets an email with his user/pass & an explanation that he will be rebilled after the trial is over and every 30 days after until he cancels. I'm not even sure why you said something like that when you should know it's not true :pimp

The judge is just pissed that Enzyte didn't work for him.

While I don't have a problem with the length, it does seem real high. I mean 25 years? Child rapists don't even get that.

And this seems to have less to do about the claims and more to do about credit card fraud. Funny thing is that there are people in adult doing worse. Wonder how long it will take to catch up.

No! he has a new product out, a super large butt plug. He will be his own best customer :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

daaamn, i always liked those commercials though

Interesting comment under that article:

"alright first off lets clear some things up i worked for berkley from 2003 til 2006 every day warshak was there at the office in forest park he was never alone, he was always with 10 to 15 lawyers, he had to forfit 20 mil. he hid some in cali were he lives, his wife is a high risk pregnancy MD and has an A list of cliants, warshak also owns fathead which he used to launder money that was suppose to be forfited, with that out of the way lets get into what he did,
twice while i worked there the fbi showed up they made us leave all work all paper and even our cellphones there .my team lead steve pugh (steve was a hunchback, had some type of scoliosis) went to the warehouse and hid mass amounts of enzyte and avlamil the reason is the pills did not weigh what they were suppose to hence what was in the pills was not what was labeled. credit cards were charged without concent and ppl were put on auto ship when they had just asked for the trial pack"

ever tried to get a refund for cell phone bill charges?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
SO true man.

cell phone companies are the biggest crooks.

-shitty service
-hidden charges
-stonewall refund policies
-terms buried in pages of legal speak you need a lawyer to decode for you.
-locked into contracts you cannot get out of

the world is really fucked up

thats what happens when you try to hide money from the feds. :2 cents:

those fucking pills sucked... my penis never made it above 4 inches!