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I now carry a dating resume and rider around hollywood.
I really think this may be the new way to go. Whenever you go out on a date, you have the girl sign a contract. This way there is no confusion. I used it this weekend at The Roosevelt Hotel.
Dating Resume and Rider http://surfelport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/23.jpg] http://surfelport.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/13.jpg |
I can vouch that this actually worked Saturday night.
Hey, anything is better than the napkin you tried to use last time.... http://digimead.com/misc/myspace/cornapkin.jpg |
Hahahahahahahahahahahha
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Ha, ha! That's fucking awesome!
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Results???
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Probably Female?
Cory is this your coming out?? |
FReaking love it!
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no el pollo loco!?
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comedy. wait shouldnt that be on a napkin from the other hotel? lolllllllllllllllllllllll |
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I'm dying here, tears of absolute joy.
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I want to know if they are really printed on the rainbow stationery? Pretty! I might have some old Strawberry Shortcake paper left from when I was in like third grade if that will work.
Seriously though ... I love the blog! |
Unrelated question here: any reason why you don't have SE-friendly links for your blog?
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10) Must make breakfast in the morning.
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Classic bro.
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ROFLMAO! a work of art you got there Cory, some of your best yet.
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Hahahahaha!!!
That rules... |
11) Remember to have roomates unlock door when girls come over.
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LOL. too funny. #7, LOL. can't be shy around midgets, lol.
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I assume you are talking about my linking schematic? /subject/ as opposed to numerical? |
Dude Who Cares?
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Damn I think you on to something there!
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Smart Stuff!!!
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i just sent the pic to my gf... waiting on her response :1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
Thats great, hahahaha
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Cory, you never cease to amaze me!
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Ouch, but hilarious! |
Lol,that's hilarious
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omg rule 8! serious.
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hahaha quite hilarious
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hahaha that's classic!
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thats a good one
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ROFLMAO... Cracked me up Cory :1orglaugh
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I saw the resume this weekend... It was classic! Only you Corey :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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