How to tell her I've worked in porn?
 

My current girlfriend is quite conservative, and I already knew that.

However, I just found out just how conservative she is, when she told me the "shocking" story of how a friend of hers once told her about a threesome. That mere story shocked and appalled her.

The sex talk continued, and she mentioned that she thinks everyone who's had sex with more than ~5 people is a disgusting slut, who doesn't respect his/her own body.

So, how do I break it to her that I've slept with 100+ women, that I've worked in porn for 10 years, and that I've been a stuntcock a handful of times? :helpme

Show her the videos

dont ask dont tell

sounds like your done regardless

tell her in a way that makes her think you are kidding.
Then if it ever comes up later, you can say - "I already told you about that"

No face, though she might recognize the mole.

The easiest way?

You Don't.

no.. sleep with her, than tell her :D

doesn't sound promising

Why would we be done?

I'm a hypocrite, I'd only ever marry a conservative girl.

no... make her cum like a queen, run her through the wringer all night long, don't think of your pleasure except to see her get off like a geyser...

and when she asks you how you did that...

well...

how else could you do it?

:D

try "I've worked in porn."

or say nothing, but if you can't be honest with her how long will it last anyway?

good one, it works on me LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

holy shit how'd you let it get this far already?

Good luck man. the truth will set you free..

Make sure you tape her reaction.

Depends on how serious the relationship is.the longer you wait,the worse it will be if she finds out

Let's just say the L-word has been uttered, and marriage and children mentioned in passing (by her, that is).

Yeah, I waited too long. I guess I'll have to take it to my grave now.

Doesn't sound like you're of to a good start

Face it. You two don't match. Both from completely different worlds. It also probably doesn't help that she is still in highschool.

Yea I was kind of thinking the same thing.

Porn hasn't been my main business for years, and I usually don't really discuss my exes with girlfriends. I've found that it usually only leads to jealousy.

I knew my girlfriend was conservative, I just never never realized how conservative.

Eventually she will find out somehow.doesn't she question on what you do and how you get your income? If she does find out she will always wonder what else you're hiding and wont trust you with anything

Well then a dark secret you just don't mention.

Am I the only one that can really see what you've got here?

You've got a fucking get out of jail free card. An ace in the hole. Fuk man, are you blind?

The answer is simple - you dont fucking tell her.

Untill you are ready to get rid of her :)

And then she will be gone... no stalking you, no calling you up crying, no begging you to come back.

Fucking fantastic... Save it for when you really need it.

What I do these days is entirely different. 90% of my income comes from mainstream. Perfectly socially acceptable mainstream, even. The kind I can talk about with my grandmother at family gatherings, and to which she replies, "oh, it's so nice that you do that!"

classic :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Maybe you could tell her after you've fucked her in the ass but I think that Mr Pheer is right... the only problem is that it could possibly backfire at some point.

Wow, tough one. It depends on your conscience. Would you be able to hide it for years and years if you get married one day?

You know I have to agree with this view :1orglaugh

In the words of Tom Leykis DTB... DUMP THAT BITCH

Wow...someone like that wouldnt be my gf in the first place.
And if i have a girl and she doesnt like what i do then shes free to leave. Not gonna hide my shit.

Conservative girls are the sluttiest you can find.

You just have to expand her view of the world. I guess she also doesn't masturbate because it's icky and girls don't do that, right? :D

let her go, if you are a open minded person and she isnt.its not going to work.

Sluttiest... no. They tend to only have sex in very serious relationships.

Wildest fucks... absolutely. Even when they don't actually fuck, but just give head because they're "saving themselves for marriage". The thinking behind it might not make sense, but with 3 blowjobs a day, who's complaining :1orglaugh

The walls are going up.
Here's how your relationship will most likely continue. She's building these sexual barriers
with you by announcing how disgusted she is with x, y and z. These
barriers will continue to build because you don't want to rock the boat. She
will get a sense of power because she feels her opinion is absolutely right because
her own man doesn't even challenge her. Next you'll find yourself miserable and
in an affair with a prostitute cause she'll fuck like a angry dragon. Or you'll stick with it
and shut the fuck up cause its the best piece of ass you've ever had and don't want to
lose her. If that happens, time will pass and she'll talk shit about you to her girlfriends about how bad you are in bed cause you don't fuck her like she needs to be fucked.
She'll hit her peak and cheat on you cause she lost respect for you. You played it safe, wussed out, compromised your very being. You'll rot inside because you can't be who you are. I've seen it a million times :Oh crap

Here is how I've done it...
GF: '3 somes are disgusting!'
ME: 'I've done some, my ex and I were swingers.'
GF: 'Well I would NEVER DO THAT!'
ME: 'I didn't ask you to, did I? Besides, for me it takes a lot of trust to do that.'
ME: <watching the gears tick in her head>

Conversation is pretty much over cause I check mated her. :winkwink:

You must decide if you want to sacrifice your dignity. :2 cents:

Show her the door? and be a man

try the online money making part first - wait reaction - than see what happens and take it from there :)

You should start lower. Try telling her you're gay. If she can handle that, break it to her that you're not actually gay, but you're a pornmonger.

So after yo have had all of this fun you are going to give it up? Would you be happy with a conservative girl? Not sure why you would even start down this path.