I AM THE ULTIMATE PRESS RELEASE WRITER!!!!(with the help of Porno Dan and Beer))
 

http://aipdaily.com/penny-flame-thro...tlet/#more-777


and because threads are "useless without the pictures", here is me. Making out with an Indian. http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...nny/mail-4.jpg

and here is a picture of lexi belle that I took off the television at a Marriot in Oregon.
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/IMG_0742.jpg


GO TEAM FLAME!!!!!!!!

I am an indian. The American kind.

I am spiritual advisor.

I am a duck.

"Team Flame Spiritual Advisor Airek has this to say, “Penny Flame epitomizes surreal being and carnal enjoyment, this girl knows what life’s all about. She lives for the supreme existence of her inner pot brownie cravings. If you look up primal exuberance in the dictionary you will see a picture of Penny Flame. I think its only fitting that she carries the scepter for an event so enthralled in decadence and debauchery. I am proud to the spiritual advisor for Team Flame.” Airek"


TEAM FLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

you guys need to be wearing those bright orange coats while you do shit like this...

people need to watch out for you...

wait....what?

cutie.

more pics? :winkwink:

Man makes me wanna be a Sybian... :winkwink: You gonna put Lexi on it too? :jerkoff
Nice to see someone who is comfortable in who they are. :thumbsup

Just started reading, but already finding punctuation errors.

Maybe the hottest or sexiest press release writer, but ultimate? Sorry.

dude, dont be gay

I was honored to be mentioned. Nutritionist, hahahaha, you need more protein in your diet.

that was the best thing ive read all week

I might have pissed myself a little reading that..

I like your picture of lexi belle that you I took off the television at a Marriot in Oregon.

Where do you write, or blog at Penny? I remember you mentioned it a while ago but I forgot the site. Was it http://www.aipdaily.com/ or another site?

Instant Crassic...

I have some Chinook blood - let me know the next time you want to do some peyote and hit a sweat lodge... :stoned

ADG

I also write at http://xcritic.com

and then......

of course there will be a blog at http://PennyFlame.com

:)

I'm always down to eat peyote and hit the sweat lodge. Maybe, upon your experienced advice, we could turn my hotel bathroom in Vegas into a sweet sweat lodge and then trip there. hhmmm???

Don't be a pooper....I SAID that Dan and I were drinking at a bar when writing. So there's a little streaming consciousness. So there are some grammatical errors.

Nothing is more beautiful than the small imperfections of a large masterpiece. You know that, so don't gimme shit, or you'll end up back in my room on the sybian too. hahahahah.
(xo bddg)

I think Penny wrote this at the bar on a cocktail napkin, so forgive her errors :thumbsup

As Fuego's official documentarian/media advisor we'll be filming our first feature film at the XBIZ show: "Penny Flame: Sybian Wrangler."

We're currently casting co-stars and extras so hit me up.

BLOG THIS..... you suck.... MUWHAAAAAAA

Hot Damn its ON!!!!!!

Great PR Penny:thumbsup A1r3k, I've been having trouble with insomnia, can you help me out?:winkwink:

OF COURSE!!!! I will acquaint you with my best little friends. Pot cupcakes. and a heaping tablespoon of codeine.

Or you can just come drinking with me and Dan next time :)

and swallow....quite often actually!

Don't be suckin of them jellysicles, hatin cuz you ain't on the team. If you ain't part of any team yet, I'm sure there is a position open for you C-murder.

How about Team Flame covert operations manager?

Or Team Flame Espionage and Counter Attack Consultant?

I think these are both very valuable positions to hold on a team.

Christian, Penny Flame wants YOU!

I like it when you cheat on me :winkwink:

You are pretty much the love of my life. Just so you know, if you are in Vegas you can expect my marriage proposal.

best. press. release. ever.
can hardly wait to meet you but scared of myself if we click. i get ultra crazy when i am with fun, crazy people. i can go from zero to tasmanian devil in 60 seconds with the right influence. i think you just scored my pal Jenni's vote with that reply to her post. come by my cabana if you get a chance :banana

I just spit my Arizona Iced Tea all over my keyboard, why you ask?.... Because C-Murder will not nor will he ever join someones team, C-Murders team is the only one he will ever be a member of.....

Team: "C-Murder's Super Fun Slap and Tickle Mixed Martial Arts & Crafts Fighting Alliance LLC"

I like when you watch me cheat on you. You naughty naughty boy.

Nice PR Penny :thumbsup

Looking forward to it... J

I am your Huckleberry..

Dude I have never drank so much so fast, while working on a press release.

We were pounding pitchers of Miller Lite getting ready for the boat race contest while we wrote this. To Penny's credit she went and did a scene afterwards, while I just went home and passed out for a couple hours.

********.com just posted this article as well - thanks Gene Ross

Way to go Dan...:thumbsup

A BIG Yee Ha! for the single life... J

Absolutely. The don't call me Charlie Bartlett for nothing. Or is it Charlie Babbit? :1orglaugh

poop .

good read. Makes me wish I was going to be there even more. You need some Canadians there to show you how to drink.

Penny was just in my office (actually scared the shit out of me when see peaked in the door) and she bowed down to C-Murder, just like it thought.... What now...!

TEAM FLAMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ... RULES!!!

Bow down bitches =)

Love ya sunshine!!!

xoxo,
Megan

Never have I read a PR written with such eloquence and honesty. Why can't we see more PRs like this in our Newscaster Blaster? :winkwink:

C-ya on stage next week, Flame! :thumbsup