Do women expect to receive oral sex these days?
 

I hope not.

The vagina is a hideous rancid vat of slime and disease.

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Rancid, a cistern for foul toads To knot and gender in.

I don't expect oral as long as he doesn't either. If I don't get licked, he doesn't either. That's fair :-)

theres news that cunnilignus has a chance of transmitting HPV to the mouth and oral cancer

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that's pretty much how my best friend describes pussy. he's gay.

umm if you want me to give you oral I expect the same thing back ... I like to call it flicking the bean or messing with the man in the canoe :)

Instant mood killer :Oh crap

You really have no original material at all, do you?

Fuck it must suck to constantly need so much attention.

I agree. you should stop posting immediately.

This thread is boring... can we all move on now please...

I love sucking pussy.

I invented it!

It's all part of it..all 2 minutes

I prefer cash.

Seems fair! I personally like it...:thumbsup

You're a chick? Had no idea.

Jet hasn't had to opportunity to discover what he is yet. Still reading up on the subject.

nothing beats oral in the front seat of a car while driving her home, reciprocal just doesn't work in that situation :2 cents:

Where there is a will, there is a way.

George Clinton and the P-Funk Allstars

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that would just make me die with laughter

I hope it's expected these days because I love licking pussy!! Shit, if she's good looking enough and not one of the 2AM bar rats I've taken home on occassion, I might lick her ass too... :1orglaugh

My girlfriend never expects it, she doesn't even ask for it. Yet she likes giving blowjobs. It's very odd. Which works out because I don't really like going down there too often but I do every once in awhile just to show her I care.

I think you might be gay.

hehehe...and how about dicks?

Shit yeah, love it.

I dont care if they expect it or not. Im giving it to them! :pimp

That is probably because you are either just OK or are bad at it and it's just annoying to her.

Ewwww what kind of girl have you been with??? The only slime a girl feels is your spit! You will fuck it? but not lick it?
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Women are capable of taking a hint ya know. Just throw her over your shoulder and carry her into the shower if ya need to first. hehe :tongue:

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Ghey alert!

Besides which, if you dont like licking pussy, how can you convince your girlfriend to enjoy it and help you pick up babes for your three ways? Doy.

I don't expect it. And I certainly don't expect you to be good at it.

It takes a fine man to lick good pussy. Shit, I have a pussy, and I've had to practice on tons of bitches to perfect my oral giving abilities.

In fact, I've had tons of men go down on me, and very few actually know what they are doing. rarely have any of these men made me cum with their mouths.

Got one now that can, and I will do fucking ANYTHING for him after such an event, me cumming on his face and because of his mouth.

Oh my god that makes me so horny just thinking about it!!!!

You are either GAY or you need to invest in some mangos and practice your ABC's.

(I have a call to make....)

I suggest you start associating with a better class of women...

I think yes, if guys expect to have a blow too. :)

Ok give me some tips already... :winkwink:



































No seriously...

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I suck at the pussy:rasta