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J$tyle$ 06-25-2008 01:50 PM

KB responsible for Verne Troyer sex tape? LMFAO
 
http://www.tmz.com/

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

tucker 06-25-2008 01:52 PM

Nice work Kevin! bahahahahaha this is great...

payd2purv 06-25-2008 01:52 PM

Ew that's the video he was talking about?

NaughtyRob 06-25-2008 01:52 PM

Haha. Sweet.

TubeTitans_SusieQ 06-25-2008 01:52 PM

oh good god....

The Ghost 06-25-2008 01:53 PM

That video would be the hit of every college campus in America

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-25-2008 01:54 PM

sucks to have your privacy invaded and made public

SykkBoy 06-25-2008 01:56 PM

More appealing than Joey Buttafuco, less appealing than Tom Sizemore...wait, nah, this will just suck...

payd2purv 06-25-2008 01:58 PM

The chick better be banging hot.

CyberAgeGary 06-25-2008 02:02 PM

I would love to see that tape.. KB show us a sample?

crockett 06-25-2008 02:03 PM

http://www.holmsund.nu/karlsson/public/dr-evil.jpg

Juicy D. Links 06-25-2008 02:04 PM

i want to see his penis

RevSand 06-25-2008 02:06 PM

I wanna see it just for the comedy factor...

Bryan G 06-25-2008 02:10 PM

thats disturbing

BruceM 06-25-2008 02:10 PM

We'll finally find out the truth about the "tripod" :1orglaugh

MeganS 06-25-2008 02:19 PM

Ohhh good lord!!!!!!

I Fucking love you KB!

xoxo,
Megan

v4 media 06-25-2008 02:20 PM

hasnt that vid been out a while he gets his asshole licked out if I remember correctly.

madfuck 06-25-2008 02:23 PM

gud wrk!!!! looks sweet

J$tyle$ 06-25-2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 14375723)
i want to see his penis

Of course you do!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 14375738)
I wanna see it just for the comedy factor...

I'm thinking train wreck ... can't avert eyes ... oh shit, my retinas are burnt!!!

:Oh crap

StuartD 06-25-2008 02:33 PM

I still don't understand the appeal of these things.
I mean, if they were shot in HD with proper lighting and stuff, sure... but grainy, can't see anything, hotel room handy cam jobs are just stupid.

Ooh.... I can see a hollywood celeb having sex.. wow, it's like I'm famous now too!!

Persius 06-25-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 14375817)
hasnt that vid been out a while he gets his asshole licked out if I remember correctly.

He got his anal bleached too! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

VIPimp 06-25-2008 02:53 PM

HOTTTTTT...


This is my kind of sex tape


:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

J$tyle$ 06-25-2008 02:54 PM

Some of the comments on TMZ are pretty funny

29. I'm not sure which is more disturbing. The fact that a sex tape with Mini Me exists or that I actually clicked on it to watch. (SHUDDER!) Looks like she's kissing a BABY! She wants her baby back-baby back-baby back-baby back....KISS. GET IN MY BELLY!

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Chris

30. I didn't really want to watch it, but on the other hand, I couldn't pretend it wasn't there and NOT watch it. And even though I've been completely grossed out, I feel like I'm going to have to see the whole thing now. It's going to be ugly, I know. I'll probably watch it through my fingers after I've thrown my hands over my eyes in horror.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Julie

35. Best. Sex Tape. Ever.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 25th 2008 by heywoodfloyd

37. wow. about time Verne Troyer made a sex tape. ive always wondered what he looked like naked...... dont hate on midgets!!!!!! i love midgets. verne and wee man are HOT!!!!!! i would do them.... mmmmm....

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 25th 2008 by pam

LeRoy 06-25-2008 02:55 PM

hahaha. He needed to fuck one of those chicks on that loser celeb show he was on

XPays 06-25-2008 03:06 PM

it will do better than the love guru

Ayla_SquareTurtle 06-25-2008 03:10 PM

I love the "Power Actor" book behind them. I guess Verne is brushing up on his acting skills so he can win an Oscar.

Also, why does the "Beautician bitch slaps Suge Knight" video link on TMZ lead to some drunk blonde yammering? I wanted to see the bitch slapping.

Nicky 06-25-2008 03:18 PM

lol, gotta sell it on my blog when it gets released ^^

fris 06-25-2008 03:28 PM

was hoping for jessica alba

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-25-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAgeGary (Post 14375712)
I would love to see that tape.. KB show us a sample?

I agree...Show us the goods. Congrats. :thumbsup

nico-t 06-25-2008 03:41 PM

so this is that 'great' sex tape he was preparing us for???? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 06-25-2008 03:45 PM

I knew it was going to be a guy

J$tyle$ 06-25-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 14376134)
was hoping for jessica alba

me too ... I think we all were :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheAmericanCannibal 06-25-2008 03:54 PM

PR stunt.

Will the tape be up anywhere?

WHo knows?

It's anyone's guess.
I saw it, it's unreal...

You can use the word "unreal" to describe just about anything good or bad so I hate to be so vague.
But I'd hate to let the entire cat out of the bag, not just yet.

Or at least until I see if Jimmy Kimmel uses some of my quotes tonight in his monolgue.
:-))

And it's looking pretty good that just may happen

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kane 06-25-2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 14375893)
I still don't understand the appeal of these things.
I mean, if they were shot in HD with proper lighting and stuff, sure... but grainy, can't see anything, hotel room handy cam jobs are just stupid.

Ooh.... I can see a hollywood celeb having sex.. wow, it's like I'm famous now too!!

I think it is because people feel like they are seeing something they shouldn't be seeing. When you watch porn you know that the people in the movie are paid or at least know that the camera is rolling while they bank. In theory these sex tapes were never meant to be seen by others so now you are seeing something you were never supposed to see.

I once had a stripper tell me she made more money than many other strippers because she had tan lines. I asked her why that was a big deal and she said that the tan lines reminded the guys that they were seeing something that was off limits and not meant for their eyes and that turned them on.

Jman 06-25-2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14375690)
The chick better be banging hot.

she doesn't look banging hot

Chauncy 06-25-2008 04:10 PM

this should be hot its got everything you need bad camera, hot girl, and a celebrity midget

Congrats KB

peedy 06-25-2008 04:11 PM

ugh, nasty rat looking midget....

seeric 06-25-2008 04:12 PM

go kb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suntan 06-25-2008 04:14 PM

That is damn hilarious

Zebra 06-25-2008 04:15 PM

Congrats KB on some damn fine free press!


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