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MOxxx 06-12-2008 05:07 PM

I am now an AMERICAN citizen****
 
Yep....since today at 2:20 pm i am an American citizen..

I took 5 years but now i can vote,eat hamburgers, drive a Camaro, go look for the weapon of mass destruction, be a free man, wear a mullet, camp out, drink PABST, say " how yaa dddoing", carry an M-16, drive a SUV in the city, Celebrate Cinco de Mayo even if it s not an American Holiday, Go to Talladega, fall asleep during a baseball game, start as many businesses as i want, drive through fast food, pharmacies, dry cleaning, drug stores without leaving my car,enjoy democracy and hopefully make money.

Jokes aside i am proud to be an American now, this is a great country which gave me a lot!

Even George W. sent me a letter

The good part of all this that i ave two passports: American and Italian.....

God bless the U.S and A!!

IllTestYourGirls 06-12-2008 05:08 PM

congrats and welcome :thumbsup

payd2purv 06-12-2008 05:09 PM

I'm sorry to hear. :thumbsup

tony286 06-12-2008 05:10 PM

congrats :)

Violetta 06-12-2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14311306)
I'm sorry to hear. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DirtyProfits 06-12-2008 05:10 PM

I want two passports too. Can you always keep your native passport when becoming an American citizen?

Sly 06-12-2008 05:12 PM

Welcome. :-)

ProducerCashDave 06-12-2008 05:13 PM

Welcome to America :)

421Fill 06-12-2008 05:16 PM

welcome and congrats. :)

After Shock Media 06-12-2008 05:21 PM

Welcome and enjoy the perks or lack of them :winkwink:

Point of reference to humor part - Cinco de Mayo should be an American holiday if you really check its history.

MOxxx 06-12-2008 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyProfits (Post 14311311)
I want two passports too. Can you always keep your native passport when becoming an American citizen?

I guess it depends what your country regulations are, Italy allows dual citizenship.

CarlosTheGaucho 06-12-2008 05:38 PM

Congrats I'll bring horses and a bottle of bourbon next time we meet..

SayWhut 06-12-2008 05:43 PM

Aww Christopher Columbus would be proud right now ....

J. Falcon 06-12-2008 05:46 PM

Good post and congrats. You really summed up pretty well what being an American citizen means these days.

DateDoc 06-12-2008 05:50 PM

Congrats - I have been here since 1979 and still English. I should go apply for mine.

st0ned 06-12-2008 05:52 PM

Congrats on your citizenship!

Makaveli3 06-12-2008 06:08 PM

Welcome to the states. Glad to hear you coming :]

Drake 06-12-2008 06:13 PM

Congrats!

Spunky 06-12-2008 06:46 PM

Congrats on your accomplishment

Deputy Chief Command 06-12-2008 06:55 PM

green card . . green back . . I like burger King . . enjoy !

Mutt 06-12-2008 08:07 PM

nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 06-12-2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14311306)
I'm sorry to hear. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Dirty F 06-12-2008 08:16 PM

Did your IQ drop with 20 instantly? I heard its part of the process.

Dirty F 06-12-2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14311836)
nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1 at being delusional

There you go, you left out a few words.

2012 06-12-2008 08:23 PM

have fun :GFYBand

Axzar 06-12-2008 08:36 PM

Time to break out your fat pants.

VeriSexy 06-12-2008 11:28 PM

Cool beans, congrats to you

stev0 06-12-2008 11:49 PM

You mean a US citizen ;) America is a continent

But congrats!

potter 06-12-2008 11:54 PM

congrats dude. that's cool. welcome to our shithole :)

SayWhut 06-13-2008 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14311836)
nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats :thumbsup


WTF .... why are you insulting your ancestors? Where the fuck did Americans come from originally? Come on??? Did they just drop out of the sky and shove the Natives aside?????

Adultnet 06-13-2008 03:32 AM

congrats :)

Ross 06-13-2008 03:36 AM

How did you do that? Did you live in the USA for 5 years then they let you be a citizen??

Adam-NeonDollars 06-13-2008 04:09 AM

heh good luck :)

Nice personalized letter:P

Colin Drury 06-13-2008 04:10 AM

congrats!

Ashley023 06-13-2008 04:18 AM

Congratulations and good luck!!!

DaLord 06-13-2008 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 14311836)
nice to see some Eurotrash who realize that the USA is still #1

you officially lost your Eurotrash status - congrats :thumbsup

Thanks Mutt. You're too kind to us, the europeans.
If someone just told me sooner that you apparently didn't like us...


Mike

Gabriel Night 06-13-2008 04:47 AM

congratulation mate

CurrentlySober 06-13-2008 05:43 AM

Well done... Its a long road... I know that, you must be very pleased :)
I'll be joining you in a year or two... I'm two years into my application to legally become a US citizen :)

Sid70 06-13-2008 07:02 AM

BudLight for good now?

tranza 06-13-2008 07:11 AM

congrats men!


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